Peyton… The EMO Downer Bitch & MARK THE FUCKING TWIT!

This episode was WAY BETTER THAN USUAL …
1) Brooke and Julian Making out was FIRE! Somebody HOSE ME DOWN! Ha-ha, LOL! I love Brucas , but Brulian makes me swoon- and I’m a fucking Dude! Those two are sex in the kitchen with the stove on- YEAH HizOTT! FORshizzle, Hahaha! :) LOL! BRULIAN ARE GOING STEADY!
2) Some Points were Hilarious: Julian/ Lucas/ And the HAT! Ha-ha! That guy looked like an asshole, but I must admit that I would have worn the Shit out of that Hat! Reminds me of the Chris Keller days! Ah, perfection! And Paul, well, Julian’s Dad is like Dan season 1-2 A-fucking-MAZING!
3) Dan is BACK- HELL YEAH & TALKING TO NATE! I love it! For the first time, Nathan’s story line was so fucking GOOD! BASKETBALL is making me so happy! About time we got this storyline to working! Now if only we could get Hales a storyline instead of giving it to MIA the stick figure!
4) And the director…aka Dawson is so funny for stealing Lucas’ lines! Funny! Ha-ha! That is Hilarious! I don’t care what anyone says, that was funny ass Hell!
Now my problem with this show Boils down to the boring, TIME WASTERS:

ENTER THE SUCK ASS DOME!

LucAss is as BLAH, as usual…All I kept thinking was that who ever that extra guy is in the scene with Julian and his Dad, well that guy has a face BEGGING to be PUNCHED! Like really, why the hell is he even there! The Invisible Jackass is more like his Role in this show!
But who always takes the cake and ruins shit… PEYTON! That Skanky, Whore Bag! If Julian jumped into bed with someone else after he discovered that you were GETTING OFF of a BOOK BY A BORING ASSHOLE, He has ever right to shag ANBODY! Hell, I‘d question my manhood if Skeletor aka PeytWHORE left me for a squinty eyed, Pussy having, BORING MAN-WHORE!!
Hell yeah, he had every right to sleep with Whomever after you turned TRICK in season ! - WHORE! Hell, I just wish Julian could drink some Red-Bull, fly to heaven or hell (WHEREVER YOUR MOM IS) and TAP that too!
BUT OF COURSE Mark Ass is thinking of anyway to screw us over! THAT MOTHER-FUCKING Kiss ASS, Bitch ASS Peyton ass licking fucking Douche bag! I HATE MARK AND THAT BLONDE SLUT! Why! Why! WHY! WHY CAN’T BROOKE GET SOME LOVIN instead of Turkey neck MIA the Annoying bitch who nobody would piss on if she was on Fire BECAUSE SHE IS IRRELEVANT, and CHASE the Lame Ass Douche who needs to GO to hell and Take PUCAS with them! Please GOD!
CHASE! Really? SO they decided that Monkey face mouth wasn’t enough, so they add more boring people!
Anybody notice that Peyton runs to Julian’s Dad all happy and willy nilly! Then she finds out that Julian didn’t even want that CHICK at Sundance, never even touched her! Somebody needs to kill PeytWHORE to noisy interloper destroyer of ALL BROOKE COUPLES SKELETON! That Hungry BITCH needs to be ran over by a truck! I hope Julian comes up to her ass and chokes the SHIT OUT OF HER!
But what do you expect from a stupid slut who wants A RING That was given to another chick! Is she kidding me! This Fool has no PRIDE whatsoever! Maybe Mark wants people to dislike her! I mean, she literally disgusts me! THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A DOG HUMPING a DEAD Corpse while foaming at the mouth with rabbis! I think I threw up a LUNG looking at that drooping faces , Raisin head BIMBO!

And exactly why must we watch LEYTON/ PucASSHOLES when its obvious that no one cares! As anybody noticed that the ratings only go up when there are Brooke PREVIEWS! Get a Fucking Clue!
I still have my Brucas Love, but Brulian are rocking!
Much Love Homies!
-Toddian!

SERIOUSLY! This BORING SHOW NEEDS TO DIE!

Why does nobody on OTH show any emotions except for Brooke and Millie! Brooke was a great and forgiving friend to Millie and Mouth is a fucking douche… LucASS 2.0! Brulian had my heart racing! Just give them their own DAMN show! I have never been so bored yet confused in my life! Man, this show would actually have drama if the characters acted like real human beings instead of the crab nits growing on the hairs of ball-less LucASS and his unhealthily thin SLUTiancée!
At first, I was like Aww The Bitch’s Broomstick and the Pig snout Boy aka PeytWHORE and LucASS are being sensitive to Brooke! But of course, she walls in the house, Hears about Julian and then goes into the baby rant! And supposing Brooke would care! Who cares about that ANTI-Christ growing in the Matchstick!? And we can see that PUCAS would be the worst parents ever!
And Oh I call BULLSHIT! BULL MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! WHY WOULD JULIAN CARE IF PEYTON IS HAVING A BABY! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHO GIVES A FUCK! And all of the sudden Peyton is friendly with Julian! Does that Fucking douche bag Mark Have a Fucking rod propelled up his ass into his fucking Brain… a shit funnel that connects his Brain to his asshole and makes him think any of this bullshit is expectable!
Please let them die! This show, this couple… EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW SUCKED or was TOTALLY CLICHÉ! Like really! All of the sudden Jamie and Q’s brother say! “NO, Uncle Lucas and UNCLE Peyton (cause she’ll always be a dude to me with Jamie’s bird chest she has going on!”) are the coolest!” Yeah, the coolest douche-bag’s ever! Realistically, Lucas would know that his nephew didn’t want to play those games for a three year old if he didn’t ignore the kid all the time!
Who feeds a kid candy at bedtime! I’m the most EASY GOING UNCLE ever and I never let my Nephew pig out on candy at night! Those fucking twits are dumber that their creator! Dumber than a BOX OF ROCKS! Hell, they are TOOLS, so I guess it makes sense! Then fall asleep! Damn, what are they going to do next, take care of LILY and leave he in the house alone with the stove on! See if they can burn down the house and the kid at the same time!
JESUS! These people are like the Anti-thesis of parents! And Haley and Nate should be mad since Jamie could have walked out and been kidnapped again, murdered by a molester! Chopped into fucking pieces! This show is so damn stupid!
Speaking of Naley! I have a couple of questions? First and foremost, why is Haley pimping out BoreMIA? I am so Glad that Haley is now MIA’s PERSONAL ASSISTANT! I mean seriously, Haley should really get a mope and a broom and become the custodian around the set with all the propping she does. Seriously, can you say USELESS & BORING!
Of course, HALEY IS HANGING WITH MIA AS if that wouldn’t be boring! And Poor, Poor Nate! Having to make a fool of himself just for Naley to get some time together! You got to be kidding me! This is one Show Everybody should aspire to MISS! MISS IT! DON”T WATCH! FULL OF BULLSHIT! BORING AS HELL!
YEAH! MIA? MIA? MIA gets more flirting than poor Haley gets a little nookie from her man! OH MY GOD! Fat-ASS Chase Stuttering like a eight year old getting fondled by Michael Jackson, NON-singing, annoying Wannabe Rocker Haley replacement! Could this get anymore ridiculous! And MIA was too Ugly when Chase saw her… Talk about neck so long and crinkled you could see her fucking trachea! EWW!
And MONKEY FACE MOUTH! What the FUCK! Where the hell did he get OWHORE’s picture, that’s the Questions we should be asking! Maybe Millie didn’t sleep with Owen! Maybe she passed out and Mouth got it on with Owen but got mad cause Owen though he was him! Ha-ha! Okay, that was just wrong, but really! Where the hell did he get the dude’s picture!? Anybody curious!
Who gives a fuck about Mouth Triangle? DIE MOUTH! JUMP OFF A CLIFF! TAKE LUCASSHOLE WITH YOU, YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT! But the real question is why we have to watch these people when nobody cares!? I’d rather watch Mark jerk off to PeytWHORE’s picture, like we all know he does on a regular basis! Cause this is not just sick, but sickeningly boring!

I hope nobody watched this show cause its so slow and boring! Please quit people! PLEASE!
AS FOR SHIPS, I can't get over BRUCAS! I want to, but I guess I'll go down with this SHIP! I have a feeling BRULIAN WON'T LAST THANKS TO THE DOUCHE!

Anyway, Much Love Homies,
-Toddian

ONLY ONE GOOD STORYLINE

…AKA Brooke’s & then We have to watch Bullshit Cut into it! BUT I AM NOW A BRULIAN SHIPPER! DIE HARD WITH A VENEGANCE BABY! Sophia Bush acted the SHIT out of that Scene! She deserves an Oscar, Emmy, whatever the hell they give people! I cried, I’m a fucking dude and I cried like a bitch between Brooke & the Q’s Mom, brother, and Jamie scene! Jamie is a sweet heart, and he and his new friend are beyond cute. They are worrying Q’s Momma to death though! All that being said, I Think I Quit, but if Brulian get any hotter I’m going to pass out!
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OKAY, TELL ME EVERYBODY ELSE JUST QUIT THIS SHOW! A PUCAS BABY… SORRY, but I’m done! Peyton Gets Lucas, The baby! Sorry, Too MUCH FOR ME! TOO MOTHER FUCKNG MUCH BULLSHIT FOR ME! And Brooke Gets What, a CRIMINAL OLD KID WHO RAN AWAY WITH HER FOSTER MOM’S ATTAKER!
OH HELL NAH! IT’S TIME TO QUIT! PEOPLE! LET’S QUIT! Pack YOUR SHIT because I think I just threw up so much that my Tonsils just rottened out! I’ll admit, OTH sucked me in with the Finale and Brooke getting the Spotlight for Like a SECOND, But Holy fucking shit, wouldn’t you know that those Writer Dicks slipped some PeytWh*re Drama into the MIX! Damn those Cock Teases!!! GRRR!
And had me all excited for her dying some painful death- SONS of BITCHES!
But instead PeytWh*re is having the Bitch’s Baby, which is Ironic since technically she’s the Man in that RELATIONSHIP! That Guy is such a Whining, Kill Joy! …I’m Talking about Peyton right now! BUT at least Mark and the Pussy Footing Gang of writers decide to show diversity: HELL it’s not everyday that Transvestites get pregnant by their half baked, unemployed wanna be writer Girlfriend!
Lucas is a Straight up ball-less Pansy who was more than ready to sell Julian down the river before he found out that guy was Julian’s Pops! Of course, Vapid soulless Squinty Boy couldn’t act surprised, excited, Upset, or Like he has a heart rate!
Just snort with that pig nose and stare blankly, pretending to care! Ugly, suck-ass, paranoid son of a bitch! Why don’t they just find a dead horse, call it Lucas, and see if any sort of emotion will come out. Can’t he just die! I would settle for him having a heart attack and staying in a coma for the next five years!
AND Apparently Julian is only there to PIMP PUCASSHOLES, so GOODBYE BRULIAN HOPES & DREAMS! UGH! I hate ONE TREE HILL! See, I finally figured out what those PRICKS! Here it is! They Only Give Us Big Brooke Shit at the beginning of a season and the end so that we will keep watching! That Mark Douche knows that The Brucas “BROOKE actually” & Naley Fan Bases Rule OTH, so he pulls us in for Ratings, then Squeezes in as much of his Masturbatory Pucas as possible!
Seriously, that guy’s dick should have arthritis with as much jerking off as he does on his screen play, because honestly this has to be his Pucas WET DREAMS!
Of course, Julian isn’t the only person pimping the suckass twins… Nathan have no real story line but to repeat the same basketball moves every SCENE! Um, when does Nathan have a Good day and Haley stop mentoring Mai, Mia, whatever the HELL that annoying Singer Chicks name is! Damn, why isn’t Haley the one with all the record studio time!?
And what’s with all the Mia and Chase stuff! Nobody cares! Nobody gives a FUCK!BUT The DISGUSTINGNESS DOESN’T STOP THERE! Owen is ruined, Millie’s a DIRTY WHORE, and MOUTH is an UGLY CRYBABY USELESS Monkey Looking waste of valuable screen time!

I don't know how much more I can take! It's already been stated in an interview by MARKASSHOLE that Brulian don't stand a chance! UGGH!

I'll see what happens!

Much Love Homies,
-Toddian

The Send Off From Hell!

Hiatus… Damn, why can’t they just have the break be called: Cancellation! It’s True; I am watching this episode because I think I should give you all a PROPER SEND OFF & WHAT BETTER THAN A GREAT BASH & RANT!

First of all… I Have Got to say That this Episode was probably the best ever for this SUCK ASS, Bitch that is PUCAS infested season. We Got Brulian scenes and Nathan and some basketball… J. LUKE cause I love that Tyke… THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY: THOSE JOKES were HIDEOUS…
Not Funny, not at all. Are all those people morons out there? Laughing like any of that made sense.

And Haley… she will never have a storyline unless she is pimping Leyton… which is ironic since both are nasty Whorish Slutty, Prostitutes! Oh the irony!

Now:

Two things I’m absolutely digging! Finally, Some attention to the Main reason I watch this Damn show! Nathanand his Basketball & BROOKE & JULIAN HOT PLATTER OF SEX ANYONE! OH YEAH…. YES! That’s what I want so, so BADLY! And Sam telling him not to screw up!

Speaking of Sam: SAM’s friend BEAT UP BROOKE! Son of a bitch! I knew I should hate that BITCH & HER FRIENDS! That boy better end up IN JAIL! SON OF A MOTHER-FUCKING BITCH! Damn! Damn! I hope Brooke Bust a Cap in both those homeless Assholes! Then Sam ran off and of course Gets in the car with Q’s killer and Brooke’s attacker. I know it’s wrong, but I was hoping the BITCH would jump off the bridge because I lost all sympathy when she got in the car with the Douche-bag.

Just a family of criminals! AH! But Brooke, ever the Martyr wants to find that Little skank PeytWHORE junior Freak show! And then OW-Dumbshit-EN Has a chance to help BROOKE… BUT SHE SHAGS THE SLUT MILLI! Sorry, but MILLICENT IS A FOOL! Why does Mark that douche bag asshole, Pucas eating kiss-ASS always have Our Beautiful , SEXY Brooke get crap! I think I need to QUIT!

But Just when I think I have a hold on my man-orexia LucASS or PeytWHORE burst of the fucking scene! Damn, can somebody please run those sons of bitches over with a damn TRUCK! FUCK DUMBSHIT LUCAS WITH HIS HERPES eaten BRAIN! Is it me, or does everything about that PRICK say : Transvestite DUMMY… IS HE WEARING BLUSH?
If I have to watch Peyton Grab her Damn stomach, Stare WIDE MOUTHED LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN & bitch and moan like the last slut one more time, I will scratch my eyes out! And getting mad at Mia for being ungrateful…

UMMM, Peyton you are the QUEEN of UNGRATEFUL SLUTs! Brooke Paid for your studio, Label, she saves you from EVIL PSYCHOS of the Week, and YOU ARE SHRIEKING LIKE A FUCKING Banshee because …? BECAUSE Life isn’t going GEE- GOLLY GREAT!
Brooke just found out who her attacker is, and that he was sleeping in her house, but PEYTON can freak out while Brooke turns into Supper saint! Peyton needs to DIE!

She needs to MIX some bleach in Lucas’ Shit, because she licks his Ass so much that she practically GETS her nutrients from his nut sack, And she should drink it, KILL HERSELF, and put us out of our misery! Damn, we all know she is pregnant!

Because Lets be serious… Peyton & Cancer would only Turn into the LET’s WHINE, Whine, Whine, Deep throat LucASS, sob, cry, Harass Brooke about having Julian want her, cry, cry, whine, Destroy the eyes of innocent victims by showing that hideous Praying Mantis Face… Pop EYED PSYCHO SLUT BAG!

I think the lesser of two evils would be for her to be PREGNANT… Then She can give birth to A Balloon eyes, Squinty Douche bag Liar, cheater, and STD spreading ANTI-CHRIST! Anything other than having her whine!

Needless to say! I think I’m done with this show for real! I guess we will see!

There is More than ONE way to SUCK ASS In ShowBiz….

Anyone who watches OTH is aware that The writers -Mark ASSchawn & Now Chad Michael “Needs some Mother Fucking acting lessons in a hurry” Murray!- Seem to have had the talent and life sucked out of their Worthless ASSes with a Damn turkey baster by way of their Large and Hairy Assholes somewhere along the way! And some how they have managed to take that SHIT incrusted talent, throw it on a screenplay, and push this bullshit out on all us poor, supportive, abused fans!

Cause Holy Fucking hell Those two Pricks must they live by the Motto:

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SUCK ASS IN SHOWBIZ!

Damn, it’s like those dumb fucks are so tired of working that they would rather RUIN the ENTIRE SHOW just to alienate Fans… Say what you Will people, but this show Blows more Ass Chunks and Dick than Peyton when she tried to seduce LucASS with those weird freaky spider legs and big Scary, Googly, hallowed out Bug Eyes !

Seriously, In what possible way can CMM rationalize this Piss-Ass Nasty Episode of Preverbal Filthy and Gag- worthy Puke-ASS obsessed boredom as being a mixture of all the previous seasons? I mean, Just when we think his character is so boring that he could and should be replaced with a Fucking corpse, he proves once again that being A NO TALENT ASS-WIPE is a Forte!

See, Not everyone has the skill to be a monotone, dead in the face, squinty eyed douche bag! No…No… It takes a lot of Random Years of being Forced… No Doubt Mark is holding an AK 47, 9 millimeter Glock or a Double Barreled Shotgun to his head…To act as one part of the Most Ugly, Contrived, Please give me a reason to become Man-o-rexic because I have Puked, gagged, thrown up and contemplated suicide after watching, a.k.a. MAN-WHORE ONE & MAN-WHORE 2 (The more I look at this show, the more I am positive that Peyton is really Smeagle from Lord of the Rings! See above picture!) …

I mean come on, they have the same eyes…? Ha-ha, that was really a spiteful thing to do, but take it in good humor! When you have to witness pathetic-ness that is the character of Peyton Sawyer, you eventually just get sick of it.

Anyway, On to the ridiculousness of this show! What the hell!

Lets See, ways to achieve Showbiz Suckery:

A) 1940’s Plot-less SHITTY Randomness without a Damn Cause! Somebody buy a FUCKING gun and shove it down my throat so I can keep the chunks from escaping! The only Reason for this Show is To PIMP the EVER so LIFELESS Couple PUKE-ASS!

B) Make sure The Most hated and sickly looking woman on the show is the lead! Why Is it that Dan even has Peyton…slash… guardian… daughter… as Arm Candy?

Again… Smeagle… Really? I think she hypnotizes people with those Wombat Puss Eyes! Even Dan has better Taste! He may As well have put a Fucking Broom stick on his arm and walked around! Throw a mop head on the end of that broom stick and we Have PeytWHORE! Why Is Julian working for Dan? And why didn’t he jam that Sharp Jagged glass into Lucas Greasy Pimple Shaped Head! Damn!

Probably because he would bled Lies and brown stank-ass shit… otherwise know as feses!

C) *CUE cheesy MUSIC! And infamous Monkey faced squint!* BUY SOME FUCKING GLASSES YOU POOR SON OF A BITCH! And what is with the weird accents, Gees, you vapid waste of space, just act!

D) Cue unnecessary DRAMA! Oh beat up Skillz and Owen while rat Bastard Mouth watches because he is A SCARY, NOISY, Unnecessary character that gets too much air time! I so wanted Mouth to die, and cheered once he was pushed in that water! Finally… the flying monkey sleeps with the fishes!

But still, I don’t get the randomness. At least the relationships could be established instead of Luc-ASS speaking one line and everybody remembering what is supposed to happen. Cause all I know Skillz was playing the Piano and Dan killed Keith for no real GIVEN reason?! And decided to attack everybody because…? I’m drawing a blank?

Why kill everybody when he could just burn down the club? Why kill Keith? And then Lucas whips out a gun and shots Julian because…? He wants to take Peyton...? where are the police? This is the most thoughtless, played out, blatant disrespect of Casablanca I have ever seen! That asshole!

But They have 3 Great things about this show!

1) Only Good thing about CMM writing was the Brooke storyline! Thank GOD! She is actually in More than one minute scene… of course he made her a desperate, poor, prostituting slut! News Flash, Lucas is the Whore, not Brooke! Brooke would never tell on Leyton /Pucas… again, she is LOYAL and gives up everything for her friends. And Brooke would touch Lucas with a ten foot pole!

I’m tried of the subtle bashing that Mark thinks is happening while Brucas fans sit idly by continue to watch because we are being want to see Sophia BUSH! I’m telling you, once Pucas Have a little Brat, I’m running as fast as possible to the nearest network and watching some action!

But I suppose Anything is better than the Disappearing Bull SHIT act Mark has been trying to pull over OUR EYE! Fucking PUSSY!

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2) Of course we have Nathan & Haley… sorry, still a bit boring! They met after two seconds and he wants to marry her? No real storyline… I think Mark said: “just have them Kiss Chad-ASS so we can focus on the worse love story ever!” Because we all want to Watch CMM Over act and the actress who plays Peyton act like a Damn fool!

A Damn FOOL! What sort of Acting is this bitch doing? Since when has Peyton been the floating around type of character, dancing in the rain and on bridges. But thank you Dan for PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF HER! Now if he could kick Lucas in the throat so he can stop speaking in that annoying fake ass accent, I’ll be Happy!

3) Then One Beautiful, fantastic thing Happened! Peyton got SHOT! THEY KNOW WHAT FANS WANT! Kill that bitch, and if Lucas could have been behind her, the bullet went through her and then hit him! WooHoo! I would have nominated CMM for a Screen Actor’s Guild Award! Kill off two WHORES IN ONE NIGHT!

Anyway… celebration time! Todd gets up and does the Charleston singing:

“Ding Dong
The Bitch is dead!
Which Bitch?
The PeytWHORE Bitch!
Ding Dong the wicked bitch is dead!
Break down now…
(Insert rapping voice!)
Boom! Boom! Schick shtick!
The Beetoch is Dead!
Shot in the stomach
‘cause she make’s us all
want to vomit!
Boyfriend stealing,
backstabbing Ho
How many Fans they made happy
Mark will never know!
Hope she burns in Seven thousand fires of Hell
Hope Dan never ends up in jail!
Give him an award for Doing this deed
Feel sorry for Lucas
No more PeytWhore on her knees
PLEASE…
Meercat Boggling Eyes
and anorexic legs!
Ding Dong, ding Dong!
The Bitch is dead!”

And LUCAS CALLED PEYTON PRETTY GIRL TONIGHT! I JUST QUIT THE SHOW!
Goodbye GUYS & Much Love ,

You guys were the greatest!

-Toddian

Can I have some BUTTER ON THE BUCKET OF Shitty Pop-CORNINESS!

Oh Mark… Can I have some BUTTER ON THE BUCKET OF Shitty Pop-CORNINESS!

Holy Fuck! We have a Entire episode about the almost characters on this dumb ass show: MOnkeyUTH, BORING Squinty McManwhore, LucASS Scott, and what would the show be without POPEYES, osh be Gosh, PeytWHORE the whiney pretend to know all theses bands Annoying Bitch! Tickle me bored out of my DAMN mind…but of course I had the color of my puke to keep me entertained.

I swear every time LucASS and his homeless looking, scruffy face, beady little eyes, I upchuck faster than it takes Mark ASSchawn drops down on his knees and lick Hillarie aka Peyton’s boring ass because she ran out of Charmin. Maybe that’s why ever episode is a load of bullshit! If he would get of his knees and quit being a damn tight-ass pansy lame ass, I might not be so upset.

But NOOO… Mark has to write the most incredibly unbelievable Crap-tastic episode to date! # 1: No body cares about Mouth! Skillz has more importance than him! I know everyone loves mouth, but he is not the core five! Hell, Naley and Brooke are now the backstory so that Mouth can have a useless triangle with Shi Shi (Slut Gigi) & Milli when nobody cares! Shit, I am tired of all this Mouth is a Catch, when he is really an annoying jerk who is more clueless than his ass of a bets friend, Lucas DUMB BITCH Scott.

#2: Why didn’t Julian run after the Man-whore, grab him by that Roster looking dirty blonde sack of shit he calls hair, and kick the shit out of him. It would have only taken him one minute to punch him, and I would have had my foot so fair down his esophagus that my shoe was hanging out of his crab infested ass!

His mildly Pathetic, Cry baby: “No Bookie no more for You Julian, because you banged my loose un-hot, not the in the least bit attractive or sexy, Olive-oyl from Pop Eye the Sailor Man resembling girlfriend. Wah! Wah!”

That Bullshit is starting to grate my nerves! Attention All brokeAss Dumbshit Male Sluts! You are a jobless, Dumb, unreliable, pussy whipped, stupid FuckWad, with the inability to keep one woman! It’s only a matter of time until that peanut shaped dime sized brain in your slut’s head starts working, even through that’s doubtful since you practically took a big shit in her mouth and she swallowed it up like gooey, gooey, gumdrops.

But still, suppose Pop Eyes McGee realizes so have the personality of a turd melting in the summer’s heat, and also realizes that Julian has more personality in his few scenes when he is stalking Peyton that you do when you Squint and Whine like a Fucking pussy! Oh yeah, maybe her brother can have post war stress and punch her in the head, thinking she is a pale Evil smurf- cause Damn she has a rockin’ anorexic’s body, but damn that face is like a blow-up doll on acid.

Anyway, if and when she ever grows a brain and leaves his ass, what will he have? No money, no job, and a reason to kill himself. Actually, Please let Peyton grow a brain, stupid bint! He needs that money from that movie, because Brooke can’t take care of them forever!

Thank God for Brooke telling the Manwhore that he was trying to slut it up with her, and tricked Lindsey into giving his Disgusting, Worthless, waste of Dan’s sperm ASS a chance after PeytWHORE! And speaking of Brooke… I love her so much, but Damn, Put on a Suit and dance around like a fucking Monkey you Leyton Cheerleader! What the hell is up with that shit! I am tried of Mark forcing Brooke to be all Leyton and to keep telling everyone who will listen how much THEY HURT HER! How does he expect anyone to like those sons of bitches when they hurt OUR Beautiful Brooke like that!

#3: The only things I commend Mark for is showing the USO for the Troops! But of course, he probably has nothing to do with that! And exactly why is Peyton hosting the show? I know Derek is her brother and everything, but she has no real musical connections except that Mia chick, which, I’m sorry, is not famous! I mean, she’s not a celebrity and PeytWHORE sure isn’t…she is a struggling Record producer who has yet to do anything except whine, nag, moan, and manage to leech off of Brooke?! I bet Brooke is paying all her bills, too?! Maybe Haley is the only one who has to work, and Nathan is the only one who wants to work!

And the Nathan and Q conversation! Wow, that was so fucking powerful! I love Nathan and he shouldn’t give up his dream! He can still coach without flying through windows. Which is Damn Ridiculous!

Naley were beautiful as usual, but Brooke needs a real story line because she is SO beautiful! I don’t care about Sam, the teenage PeytWHORE clone! That annoying brat is cramping Brooke’s style and needs to take a trip to Quinton line… Yes, I wouldn’t mind her being killed off because at least Brooke would get some good material. The child is useless, and I’m not buying this turn around all of the sudden. Puh-lease!

I think it would be great if Julian tells the truth about why he came back: And if it was because he read the book and fell madly in love with Brooke, I would be stoked! I think I just gave myself a new story idea! Yep! Because I’m tried of Lucas and his boring facial expressions. He is no longer Broody, instead he is Annoying… That his new nickname! The Annoying Scott!

As for the next episode… looks disappointing! Chad SUCKS as an Actor, with his dead eyes, lackluster speeches, and ugly mug every time he squints! If he is that bored, Mark should just kill Lucas- the character- off the show. In fact, I would be an extra just to push him in front of that moving BUS or TRAIN! Hell, Dan can choke the life out of the ass! And knowing him, he will write about Brooke kissing Nathan, just to rile up Naley Lovers!

Ugh, I don’t know theses people personally, and I don’t care to know them. All I know is that the guy playing Lucas is a half ass actor who better write this new episode correct, because once Leyton get married or Peyton has a kid or gets pregnant knowing Brooke wants a baby… I’m out of here! And I will never watch anything that that asshole Mark writes/ producers, or even breaths on. If he such much as looks at a screen play, I’m turning off the television. Damn prick!

Till next week

Much Love Homies,

-Toddian

Ps. I was bored out of my mind while watching the sow, so I creatd a banner for my story Falsetto... Wht do you think?

Episode One ConfusionVille Hill…

Episode One ConfusionVille Hill…

Okay, I am confused as to WHY there are other couples on this show when all we see together is Leyton/ PUKE-tastrophe! I mean, what other couple even gets to kiss? As always, this is the most boring episode to date… Nothing happens except Pucas whine, and the little bit of Naley & Browen…

So lets start with me first Confused Question:

#1- Why oh Fucking Why, Does Pity Me PeytSLUT have only two facial expressions:

A…Mangled, Cry -Cry -Cry Whine, Run Over By the Fugly Truck! Look.

And the Ever so popular:

B… Weird, Ugly, Bug-eyed, Frozen Face, Mouth Dropped Wide Open-please insert Dick- Look as she goes into a Melodramatic Flash Back…

Shit… The Fool stops in the middle of conversations to have two hour flashbacks! I mean, seriously? Nobody thinks: IS PEYTON HAVING A STROKE…? SHE’S BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME PLACE FOR THE PAST TWO Hours? I was just waiting for Brooke to say, “Peyton, why the LONG, DRAWNOUT, SAGGING TITS LOOKING, face?”

But of course we got the Wicked Fucking Championship Whiney Chalice tonight by being force fed to watch Both Horribly Sickening faces. Every other scene either LucASS or PetytWHORE are Whining, complaining, bitching, obsessing, & just completely UNHAPPY!

I mean, Lucas cries about everything and my guess is that he will act like the big Pussy he is next week and try to punch Julian! I hope that Guy Opens up the biggest can of Whoop Ass on him. We all know that guy, Nathan, Felix, Sam (cause that kid just looks like a dude, and I bet she attacked Brooke-LOL) and even Jamie could beat the shit out of Lucass!

Seriously, who gives a good Fuck about this guy and Peyton!? Why the hell does Lucas care if PeytWHORE was seeing someone while he was Spreading His Disgusting Torture of man-whore Sex on LINDSEY! So she loved him… You claimed to love Lindsey, but them again you are a liar! Stupid Prick!

And if he blames anyone, it should be PeytWHORE! Beat her ass- I might actually enjoy that- although I don’t appreciate violence towards women, but she’s not a woman! She’s a blood sucking Bitch-piress!

Here we are with more unnecessary Drama!

Why don’t they just Play out the Bootleg, cracked out Romeo and Juliet sentiment Mark a la Douche bag has been force feeding us, and Kill themselves already!

All this Dan Hate is starting to get on my nerves! Am I the only person who just doesn’t care about WHINEY ASS LUCAS & his DAN drama! FUCKIN’ HELL! Just write the bastard and stop bitching like a Damn Pussy!

Oh My Fucking Goodness! If SQUINTY has to Force one more tear out of Pathetic, Depressing, EMO-looking ass, I’ll literally Go to Mark’s Office and Puke all over his desk! Seriously, I may as well take a shit on his screenplay with the BULLSHIT episodes this Moron Hack writing son of a bitch has been giving us!

Shouldn’t The Man-WHORE be in jail for damaging Private property? I mean, he broke Dan’s headstone! Oh well, nothing makes sense in this town, no does it! This is a sci-fi show, right?! Actually, sci-fi is more realistic. But as long as Dan can kill PUCass in the end, I’m down.

I’m all for Dan taking that Shovel and shoving it down LucASS’ Throat! Better Yet, have Dan shove the shovel down Peyton’s throat and scoop out all that BULLSHIT currently residing in her Self Absorbed, Feeding Off Of The Shit From Lucas’ Asshole Because She Has Been Kissing His Ass So Much, Waste Of Life, ass!

Gees, this Julian Kid is getting more air time than Ugly ass Monkey Mouth, Browen, Naley, Jamie…. Speaking of, I love Jamie…That little GANGSTA, HUSTLER! But why is Mouth getting so much air time, to just become a SLUT! Nobody cares about ShiShi… (Slut GiGi) & Millicent is too hot for him anyway! So if he cheats on her, he is an idiot!

But Thank God for Julian telling that Whiney BITCH where she could go: He left her not the other way around! Just the same way the Brooke left Lucas! If you ask me, Peyton is just as bored with Lucas as the entire audience, and is trying to cause Drama, because she can’t be happy without a third person in her relationship, examples: Brooke and Lindsey!

SELFISH LOVE can’t thrive if it has no innocent victims to feed off of! Ha-ha! I don’t care if Mark is ruining them involuntarily or meaning to! All I know is that they will go down as the worst COUPLE ON TELEVISION!

Well guess what Slutty McWhine Me A Whorish River, nobody wants You or your SLUT Boyfriend! You’re both Boring and Drab! Make Like Keith, and get shot already! Damn, Mark needs to stop teasing us with death references and just have Dan go berserk already!

Just tell the man, hell, you stay up his ass twenty-four seven … I don’t know how he doesn’t know? Don’t Twin’s have ESP?! Shouldn’t their incestuous Nasty, Puke-ASS Sex connect them deeper!?

#2 - I’m confused why they had to end Browen: Damn Brooke and Owen were so HOT & Hilarious! The Dude went to jail because Brooke kicked his -and I quote: “BIG, Hairy, Man stuff that was all over her leather interior!” ASS to the curb! As much as I want to hold Brucas faith and hate Owen, the Kid fought for Brooke’s LOVE like no other! Where Leyton is all depressing, tear in my eyes because I am two of the most worthless pathetic, Characters ever created!

So why end them?! Do they want Luke-whore to go running back to Brooke! Well she better not take back that Fucking Pansy! He bitches more than SAM! But atlas, they are sending Julian- another PeytWHORE lover- Brooke’s way! WHY? Why can’t a guy from Brooke’ past come back? Everybody acts like she never dated a soul?!

#3- I’m confused as to why Nathan is always attacked… HOW MANY TIMES CAN ONE MAN GET THROWN THROUGH WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNBREAKABLE GLASS!? I wonder if his next big job will be one of those crash test dummies…Hmmm? More Ludicrous ideas for Mark ASSchwan! Ha-ha!

#4- where is DILLZ? I prefer them over MOUTH & GIGI! Uh, how do people kiss that Monkey looking kid? Talk about Monkey SEX! Seriously, I’m sorry, but that guy grates my nerves.

Okay, not much more to say…so I’ll see you guys next week! If you can answer my questions, that would be SWEET!

Much Love Homies,
-Toddian