…AKA Brooke’s & then We have to watch Bullshit Cut into it! BUT I AM NOW A BRULIAN SHIPPER! DIE HARD WITH A VENEGANCE BABY! Sophia Bush acted the SHIT out of that Scene! She deserves an Oscar, Emmy, whatever the hell they give people! I cried, I’m a fucking dude and I cried like a bitch between Brooke & the Q’s Mom, brother, and Jamie scene! Jamie is a sweet heart, and he and his new friend are beyond cute. They are worrying Q’s Momma to death though! All that being said, I Think I Quit, but if Brulian get any hotter I’m going to pass out!
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OKAY, TELL ME EVERYBODY ELSE JUST QUIT THIS SHOW! A PUCAS BABY… SORRY, but I’m done! Peyton Gets Lucas, The baby! Sorry, Too MUCH FOR ME! TOO MOTHER FUCKNG MUCH BULLSHIT FOR ME! And Brooke Gets What, a CRIMINAL OLD KID WHO RAN AWAY WITH HER FOSTER MOM’S ATTAKER!
OH HELL NAH! IT’S TIME TO QUIT! PEOPLE! LET’S QUIT! Pack YOUR SHIT because I think I just threw up so much that my Tonsils just rottened out! I’ll admit, OTH sucked me in with the Finale and Brooke getting the Spotlight for Like a SECOND, But Holy fucking shit, wouldn’t you know that those Writer Dicks slipped some PeytWh*re Drama into the MIX! Damn those Cock Teases!!! GRRR!
And had me all excited for her dying some painful death- SONS of BITCHES!
But instead PeytWh*re is having the Bitch’s Baby, which is Ironic since technically she’s the Man in that RELATIONSHIP! That Guy is such a Whining, Kill Joy! …I’m Talking about Peyton right now! BUT at least Mark and the Pussy Footing Gang of writers decide to show diversity: HELL it’s not everyday that Transvestites get pregnant by their half baked, unemployed wanna be writer Girlfriend!
Lucas is a Straight up ball-less Pansy who was more than ready to sell Julian down the river before he found out that guy was Julian’s Pops! Of course, Vapid soulless Squinty Boy couldn’t act surprised, excited, Upset, or Like he has a heart rate!
Just snort with that pig nose and stare blankly, pretending to care! Ugly, suck-ass, paranoid son of a bitch! Why don’t they just find a dead horse, call it Lucas, and see if any sort of emotion will come out. Can’t he just die! I would settle for him having a heart attack and staying in a coma for the next five years!
AND Apparently Julian is only there to PIMP PUCASSHOLES, so GOODBYE BRULIAN HOPES & DREAMS! UGH! I hate ONE TREE HILL! See, I finally figured out what those PRICKS! Here it is! They Only Give Us Big Brooke Shit at the beginning of a season and the end so that we will keep watching! That Mark Douche knows that The Brucas “BROOKE actually” & Naley Fan Bases Rule OTH, so he pulls us in for Ratings, then Squeezes in as much of his Masturbatory Pucas as possible!
Seriously, that guy’s dick should have arthritis with as much jerking off as he does on his screen play, because honestly this has to be his Pucas WET DREAMS!
Of course, Julian isn’t the only person pimping the suckass twins… Nathan have no real story line but to repeat the same basketball moves every SCENE! Um, when does Nathan have a Good day and Haley stop mentoring Mai, Mia, whatever the HELL that annoying Singer Chicks name is! Damn, why isn’t Haley the one with all the record studio time!?
And what’s with all the Mia and Chase stuff! Nobody cares! Nobody gives a FUCK!BUT The DISGUSTINGNESS DOESN’T STOP THERE! Owen is ruined, Millie’s a DIRTY WHORE, and MOUTH is an UGLY CRYBABY USELESS Monkey Looking waste of valuable screen time!
I don't know how much more I can take! It's already been stated in an interview by MARKASSHOLE that Brulian don't stand a chance! UGGH!
I'll see what happens!
Much Love Homies,
-Toddian
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Hey Toddian,
It's a bad, bad, bad day. I really don't know what to say or think anymore. Just that your review/rant was right on the money as usual.
Honestly, I didn't know what to expect from tonights episode.....so I just kind of sat down to watch. Now tell me why, PeytWhore telling Lucas that she's pregnant with his bastard child was the very first scene?? I almost felt numb. I mean, I knew that it was going to be a baby storyline.....but I had been hoping that the phone call meant that she had a miscarriage.....not that the dumb b*tch was still pregnant.
I've DESPISED this show since season 3 ended. But I still held on and I know so did every other Brucas fan in the hopes that Mark might come to his senses and bring back Brucas. But in EVERY interview that asshole has done so far.....he's made it clear that there will never be Brucas again. He's dead set on the garbage that is Pucas and he's not f*cking budging. And now I can't help but be pissed at everyone who worked so hard and protested so much to keep OTH on the air when it came close to being axed so many times. This sh*t just isn't worth it anymore.
Hell, I was even becoming a Brulian shipper.....and I actually would've been excited about seeing next week's episode with those Brulian scenes. But now I could really care less. Because the fact is that Mark made it clear that there will be no Brulian relationship because of his f*ckin "girl code" or whatever the hell he called it. I love how he's the world's biggest hypocrite. Where was this f*ckin "girl code" when Peyton cheated with Lucas behind Brooke's back not once...but TWICE??? And then had the f*ckin nerve to chase after him for like 2 damn seasons.
I'm honestly so f*cking angry right now because of that damn baby storyline. It's a slap to EVERY Brucas fan out there. I bet they're all devastated right now just like we are. I hope and pray to GOD, that this is the VERY LAST season of this ridiculous and garbage show.
The only storyline that I enjoyed in this episode was Brooke's storyline. And not just because I'm a die-hard Brooke fan....but because she ROCKED all of her scenes tonight. Sophia kicked ass.....literally and I enjoyed every second of it. That girl seriously does deserve an award for her AMAZING acting in this episode.......and it pisses me off so much that Mark is too f*ckin blind to see that he is f*ckin LUCKY to have Sophia be a part of his garbage show.
I f*ckin HATE Lucas and PeytWhore. I used to be such a big Lucas fan....but ever since season 3 ended, I've hated him more and more to the point where I literally despise his rotten, weak, pathetic ass.
And I love Nathan....I do. But what the f*ck is wrong with Mark??? He keeps on having Nathan go through the same sh*t in every episode over and over again. Is he ever gonna give him a proper storyline?? At least one that doesn't revolve around him shooting hoops for an entire episode??
Just like you Toddian, I've had it. Like I've said before....I'm going to continue to watch....SOLELY for Brooke/Sophia. Other than that.....I'm done and hope that this show ends this season FOR GOOD and NEVER comes back.
See you next week,
Jennifer
I totally agree! Dude, Sophia was AWESOME during that fight scene! She can definitely rock some action scenes! And of course it was the best art of the whole damn show! I want some Brulian! That dude is freakin hot! Lucas is a dumbass...Peyton is a whiney ass...I'm so surprised she didn't drop the baby bomb on Brooke while Brooke was panicking over Sam. I was expecting it to come..since Peyton cares for no one but herself! Those stupid writers totally set us up with the whole ovarian cancer thing! Assholes! I was really hoping Peyton had cancer! Some incurable cancer that would have given her two weeks to live. And I don't know about them dumbasses but WHY in the hell would she collapse over being pregnant??! Unless there was really something wrong! I guess it's just dumbass Peyton's way of grabbing attention! Mark HAS to know that the Pucas storylines are just dragging on and sucking major ass! I mean, have we even see Lucas have a scene with Jamie?! That's his freakin' nephew! He's nothing like Keith. And where the hell has Dan been?! I LOVE Dan...he at least knows Lucas is not worth a damn! They need to give Skillz some more stories, because at least he isn't as lame as Mouth is! What a dumbass! I hate Owen. HATE him. Hell, I love Millicent even though she got drunk and slept with Owen, but who the hell cares?! And Mouth...what an idiot. I swear, they try to make Mouth out as this really great, geeky guy that just does good and treats women well...but the dude is just an idiot! Ever since he lost his virginity to that one clean teens chic I was like dude, he isn't any better than Felix! Millicent should hook up with Skillz! And Chase?! Who likes Chase? I certainly don't. That guy is lamer than Mouth/Peyton/Lucas...okay, maybe I am getting a little overboard...but he's an idiot! I'm right there with you, about seconds away from quitting the show. In fact, I feel like writing Mark and telling him what a horrible thing he's turned this show into! What happened to the atmosphere the show had the first three seasons?! After the third season everything just started being so dumb and unrealistic. And just not ONe Tree HIll. It used to have some substance. Anyway. The show is just way too frustrating to even be worth it anymore. And not giving us a Brulian storyline?! WTF! Why doesn't Brooke get any good storylines?! Peyton's a whiney ass bitch, and she gets a freakin baby! Brooke takes in two foster children and gets her ass kicked twice! So that's my rant! I could keep going, but I feel as though I've written enough.
UUGG
A pucas baby how could he. peyton doesnt deserve to have a baby. She is too much of a whiner.and now she will be even more clingy and whinny when lucas has to go away for his movie.And it was the worst thing to start off the show with her telling him she pregant. I was really hoping it was that she had cancer. BNut unfourtnaly they probably showed that to mislead us. she was looking it up because she was pregnant. The only good thing about the episode was brooke and finding out the truth about her attacker and Q.
I am soo sick of pucas and mark having them together only because peyton whore is his favorite. It so not right that he says there will never be brucas again. pucas is just so wrong. they seemed to of been forced together since season 4. ugg ugg ugg.
As horible as it sounds i hope peyton loses the baby. she not right to have a baby. its supposesd to be brucas 2 boys and a girl. i dont know how much longer i will be able to watch the show with a pucas baby on the way. I hope brooke doesnt get with chase know that hes back and the talk of no love realionship between brulian. hes not right for her either he too girly. unfortunaly i saw future epp of them together looked liked kissing.
Hey Toddian,
Okay, seeing as they don't show this season yet in my country. I normally watch it on youtube, but since last season I only watch the Brooke scences but this season I've stopped watching them. I rather read Todd's rant to see if there something worth watching but apparantly not. But I would like to talk about a few things that have been bugging me in general about OTH.
Brucas, they were over and done before they even began. Like,I've always said Lucas never cared about Brooke not in anyway, friendly or romanticly. She's just the puppet that he uses when he's alone or when he doesn't like the person with who she's with. He likes to toy with her emotions. Everybody likes to think that Lucas is a good guy, but he's not. He's one of those guy that makes girls cry all the time because they made them fall in love with him.
Brulian, thruthfully I never supported them because it would've been another relationship for Brooke with a guy that's or was in love with love with Peyton, and I always hope she find someone who's in no way connected with Peyton. Julian is a great guy even if he doesn't act like one all the time (Lucas and Mouth should take explain of him). He would've been a great partner for Brooke, but it sucks that he has past with Peyton. Maybe, that's the girl code for Brooke. She doesn't want another Lucas-like guy, she wants a guy that when they get to together it's all about her for once and with Julian, he is making a movie out of Lucas' book (love letter to Peyton). So, that gives him some major minus points.
Pucas, just thinking about them makes me gag. They're the prime explain of being selfish in general. Since, they have started dating have you ever seen them inviting people around their house? No, it's all about them. You don't see Peyton inviting Brooke around just to make sure she doesn't feel left out now that Peyton is with Lucas or Brooke hanging around both of them at the same time. And when we get to see Lucas talking to Brooke alone you don't see any touching or hugs, the guy looks like he can't wait to be as far from her as possible. That's what went wrong with Brucas, it never been just about them. It always been brucas and Peyton, expect if Peyton was dating someone else. They're so selfish that now that they're pregnant, they gonna spend time with Jamie. Just for practice, but everybody excuses their actions as hurtful as they can be to another person. Which makes it more wrong and fuels their selfishness, because if they were called on it. They could change.
Mark, the guy irritates me like no other. I read an article/ interview about him (OTH), he was talking about how proud he's that the show made to 130 episode and that it shows that OTH is as good or even better than Dawson's Creek. I love Dawson's Creek, so you imagine that it didn't go well with me. Dawson's Creek in comparison to OTH kept being good even when it became all about Joey, it may not have reached 130 episode but it was more realistic and better than OTH. We didn't see the ghost of Dawson's dad appareer the whole time. It doesn't matter how many episode your show gets it's the quality that you give the audience, you dillhole. Mark doesn't know a good storyline even if it's staring at him in the face.
I'm stopping now, but one last thing. Sophia should leave the show because it's no good for her. They're treating her like a second class actress, while we'll know she can cry like no other if she has to. We should demand that she leaves the show or that she gets a better storyline and that they stop putting her in Peyton's shadow all the time. Now, I'm stopping, I'll keep the rest of my rant for next week.
hey toddian,
as you usually you out did yourself but honestly im so upset i don't even have words for it when i turn on the show and the first scene was that blonde bitch saying she was pregant i threw i change the fxxxing channel wat the fuck was that brooke was the one that wanted the baby so how the de hell did peywhore end up with it i sorry but i done with the show i only watch it for brookes scene but i can't do it anymore i was expecting the bitch to be dying not pregnant and i will be mad if she ask brooke to be the godmother...i tried of being a brucas support only to get it throw back in my face with this pucas bullshit...OTH lost alot of brucas fan last night after that baby scene it's time to move on this show as lost the goodness after season 3 THE WRITE CAN GO TO HELL GETTING MY HOPES UP AND THEN KILLING IT EVERY EPSIODE...on a happier note brooke kick ass last night she is way too good for this show
oh todd your amazing reviews always make my day LOL
have to say this first I didnt watch this episode nor have I watched the last episode and this is due to the fact Im sick of having hope in this show as the writer is so damn one sided its beyond joke. I do kinda want to watch the broooke scenes just cause youve spoke so highly of her scenes and well sophia always rocks whatever shes given so I will probably watch those:)
But the episode in a whole sounds pathetic as always and someone said it began with peyton saying she spregnant? wow that would be enough for me not to watch the episode lol what a waste of time.As I say I read spoilers so knew that was coming and rolled my eyes the first time i heard about .lets be honest who cares about peyton anyway?nobody and the fact shes now pregant which is a storyline brooke should have had annoys me a lot.I dont ship jullian and brooke together but would say that i kinda thought that would happen everything always has to be about peyton and wouldnt suprise me if mark being idiot he is has peyton end up with lucas and julian because lets face it apaprantly the bitch should always have everything**rollseyes**
lol im gonna stop I could rant all day about this,. but as always amazing review of the episode todd:) and even if i dont watch the episodes i will still come read your reviews as they rock:)
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