Monday, January 12, 2009

SERIOUSLY! This BORING SHOW NEEDS TO DIE!

Why does nobody on OTH show any emotions except for Brooke and Millie! Brooke was a great and forgiving friend to Millie and Mouth is a fucking douche… LucASS 2.0! Brulian had my heart racing! Just give them their own DAMN show! I have never been so bored yet confused in my life! Man, this show would actually have drama if the characters acted like real human beings instead of the crab nits growing on the hairs of ball-less LucASS and his unhealthily thin SLUTiancĂ©e!
At first, I was like Aww The Bitch’s Broomstick and the Pig snout Boy aka PeytWHORE and LucASS are being sensitive to Brooke! But of course, she walls in the house, Hears about Julian and then goes into the baby rant! And supposing Brooke would care! Who cares about that ANTI-Christ growing in the Matchstick!? And we can see that PUCAS would be the worst parents ever!
And Oh I call BULLSHIT! BULL MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! WHY WOULD JULIAN CARE IF PEYTON IS HAVING A BABY! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHO GIVES A FUCK! And all of the sudden Peyton is friendly with Julian! Does that Fucking douche bag Mark Have a Fucking rod propelled up his ass into his fucking Brain… a shit funnel that connects his Brain to his asshole and makes him think any of this bullshit is expectable!
Please let them die! This show, this couple… EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW SUCKED or was TOTALLY CLICHÉ! Like really! All of the sudden Jamie and Q’s brother say! “NO, Uncle Lucas and UNCLE Peyton (cause she’ll always be a dude to me with Jamie’s bird chest she has going on!”) are the coolest!” Yeah, the coolest douche-bag’s ever! Realistically, Lucas would know that his nephew didn’t want to play those games for a three year old if he didn’t ignore the kid all the time!
Who feeds a kid candy at bedtime! I’m the most EASY GOING UNCLE ever and I never let my Nephew pig out on candy at night! Those fucking twits are dumber that their creator! Dumber than a BOX OF ROCKS! Hell, they are TOOLS, so I guess it makes sense! Then fall asleep! Damn, what are they going to do next, take care of LILY and leave he in the house alone with the stove on! See if they can burn down the house and the kid at the same time!
JESUS! These people are like the Anti-thesis of parents! And Haley and Nate should be mad since Jamie could have walked out and been kidnapped again, murdered by a molester! Chopped into fucking pieces! This show is so damn stupid!
Speaking of Naley! I have a couple of questions? First and foremost, why is Haley pimping out BoreMIA? I am so Glad that Haley is now MIA’s PERSONAL ASSISTANT! I mean seriously, Haley should really get a mope and a broom and become the custodian around the set with all the propping she does. Seriously, can you say USELESS & BORING!
Of course, HALEY IS HANGING WITH MIA AS if that wouldn’t be boring! And Poor, Poor Nate! Having to make a fool of himself just for Naley to get some time together! You got to be kidding me! This is one Show Everybody should aspire to MISS! MISS IT! DON”T WATCH! FULL OF BULLSHIT! BORING AS HELL!
YEAH! MIA? MIA? MIA
gets more flirting than poor Haley gets a little nookie from her man! OH MY GOD! Fat-ASS Chase Stuttering like a eight year old getting fondled by Michael Jackson, NON-singing, annoying Wannabe Rocker Haley replacement! Could this get anymore ridiculous! And MIA was too Ugly when Chase saw her… Talk about neck so long and crinkled you could see her fucking trachea! EWW!
And MONKEY FACE MOUTH! What the FUCK! Where the hell did he get OWHORE’s picture, that’s the Questions we should be asking! Maybe Millie didn’t sleep with Owen! Maybe she passed out and Mouth got it on with Owen but got mad cause Owen though he was him! Ha-ha! Okay, that was just wrong, but really! Where the hell did he get the dude’s picture!? Anybody curious!
Who gives a fuck about Mouth Triangle? DIE MOUTH! JUMP OFF A CLIFF! TAKE LUCASSHOLE WITH YOU, YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT! But the real question is why we have to watch these people when nobody cares!? I’d rather watch Mark jerk off to PeytWHORE’s picture, like we all know he does on a regular basis! Cause this is not just sick, but sickeningly boring!

I hope nobody watched this show cause its so slow and boring! Please quit people! PLEASE!
AS FOR SHIPS, I can't get over BRUCAS! I want to, but I guess I'll go down with this SHIP! I have a feeling BRULIAN WON'T LAST THANKS TO THE DOUCHE!

Anyway, Much Love Homies,
-Toddian

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eww Peyton with the basketball seeing what she would looke like pregnant. whAt was up when she was talking like a retard luke was talking normal to the kids but since she was talking like an ass he had to do the same. I think she is bringing luke down making him an ass.He was so much better when he wasnt with her.
She has not right to feel bad when julian heard she is pregnant and neither does he. She is going to be married (unfortunatly) and he suposesly like brooke. Thoes two are OVER.
The only funny part wass when the kids and nate and chase were singing.
As sweet as it was.The juilan and brooken kiss i can never let go of BRUCAS.I will also go down as a BRUCAS SHIPPER to the end. But
Brooke does deserve to be with somebody too though.
I just dont know how long I can stand pucas.

Anonymous said...

awesome review as always todd lmao

Im quite proud of the fact ive not watched the episode again this shows not half of what it used to be its a freaking joke

they might as well name it one Tree Hillarie and be done with it everythigb revolves around LP its such a bore

did you hear chad might not be coming back for seventh season and a lot of people are speculating that there then migth eb a BJP triangle and peyton will go off into the sunset with him **rolleyes** why does everything always have to be about peyton not only does the bitch have to get lucas and show viewers that its the two faced lousy friend that gets the guy but even if lucas isnt i n it she gets julian too?I dont even ship JB and at one point i was even saying PJ had chemistry but OMG whata joke this shows become it seriously annoys me to no end,it just needs to end and like forever

Anonymous said...

Hey Todd,

I just want to respond to Jules comment about chad not joining them next season, it's not true. CW signed them for 2 more seasons, I know what were they thinking. But anyway, the main cast will be there and chad will even direct an episode. What happened to good television?

Anonymous said...

dude is that true ^^^^ I heard he didnt wanna come back ?so now chad is coming back? oh god how cant this show just go away i cant stand anymore of this pucas crap. Are you sure hes coming back?as everyone else apparantly signed but he apparanrly didnt?

Anonymous said...

You are disgusting. You do know it is just a tv show, right? You're investment in it is a little scary.