Episode One ConfusionVille Hill…
Okay, I am confused as to WHY there are other couples on this show when all we see together is Leyton/ PUKE-tastrophe! I mean, what other couple even gets to kiss? As always, this is the most boring episode to date… Nothing happens except Pucas whine, and the little bit of Naley & Browen…
So lets start with me first Confused Question:
#1- Why oh Fucking Why, Does Pity Me PeytSLUT have only two facial expressions:
A…Mangled, Cry -Cry -Cry Whine, Run Over By the Fugly Truck! Look.
And the Ever so popular:
B… Weird, Ugly, Bug-eyed, Frozen Face, Mouth Dropped Wide Open-please insert Dick- Look as she goes into a Melodramatic Flash Back…
Shit… The Fool stops in the middle of conversations to have two hour flashbacks! I mean, seriously? Nobody thinks: IS PEYTON HAVING A STROKE…? SHE’S BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME PLACE FOR THE PAST TWO Hours? I was just waiting for Brooke to say, “Peyton, why the LONG, DRAWNOUT, SAGGING TITS LOOKING, face?”
But of course we got the Wicked Fucking Championship Whiney Chalice tonight by being force fed to watch Both Horribly Sickening faces. Every other scene either LucASS or PetytWHORE are Whining, complaining, bitching, obsessing, & just completely UNHAPPY!
I mean, Lucas cries about everything and my guess is that he will act like the big Pussy he is next week and try to punch Julian! I hope that Guy Opens up the biggest can of Whoop Ass on him. We all know that guy, Nathan, Felix, Sam (cause that kid just looks like a dude, and I bet she attacked Brooke-LOL) and even Jamie could beat the shit out of Lucass!
Seriously, who gives a good Fuck about this guy and Peyton!? Why the hell does Lucas care if PeytWHORE was seeing someone while he was Spreading His Disgusting Torture of man-whore Sex on LINDSEY! So she loved him… You claimed to love Lindsey, but them again you are a liar! Stupid Prick!
And if he blames anyone, it should be PeytWHORE! Beat her ass- I might actually enjoy that- although I don’t appreciate violence towards women, but she’s not a woman! She’s a blood sucking Bitch-piress!
Here we are with more unnecessary Drama!
Why don’t they just Play out the Bootleg, cracked out Romeo and Juliet sentiment Mark a la Douche bag has been force feeding us, and Kill themselves already!
All this Dan Hate is starting to get on my nerves! Am I the only person who just doesn’t care about WHINEY ASS LUCAS & his DAN drama! FUCKIN’ HELL! Just write the bastard and stop bitching like a Damn Pussy!
Oh My Fucking Goodness! If SQUINTY has to Force one more tear out of Pathetic, Depressing, EMO-looking ass, I’ll literally Go to Mark’s Office and Puke all over his desk! Seriously, I may as well take a shit on his screenplay with the BULLSHIT episodes this Moron Hack writing son of a bitch has been giving us!
Shouldn’t The Man-WHORE be in jail for damaging Private property? I mean, he broke Dan’s headstone! Oh well, nothing makes sense in this town, no does it! This is a sci-fi show, right?! Actually, sci-fi is more realistic. But as long as Dan can kill PUCass in the end, I’m down.
I’m all for Dan taking that Shovel and shoving it down LucASS’ Throat! Better Yet, have Dan shove the shovel down Peyton’s throat and scoop out all that BULLSHIT currently residing in her Self Absorbed, Feeding Off Of The Shit From Lucas’ Asshole Because She Has Been Kissing His Ass So Much, Waste Of Life, ass!
Gees, this Julian Kid is getting more air time than Ugly ass Monkey Mouth, Browen, Naley, Jamie…. Speaking of, I love Jamie…That little GANGSTA, HUSTLER! But why is Mouth getting so much air time, to just become a SLUT! Nobody cares about ShiShi… (Slut GiGi) & Millicent is too hot for him anyway! So if he cheats on her, he is an idiot!
But Thank God for Julian telling that Whiney BITCH where she could go: He left her not the other way around! Just the same way the Brooke left Lucas! If you ask me, Peyton is just as bored with Lucas as the entire audience, and is trying to cause Drama, because she can’t be happy without a third person in her relationship, examples: Brooke and Lindsey!
SELFISH LOVE can’t thrive if it has no innocent victims to feed off of! Ha-ha! I don’t care if Mark is ruining them involuntarily or meaning to! All I know is that they will go down as the worst COUPLE ON TELEVISION!
Well guess what Slutty McWhine Me A Whorish River, nobody wants You or your SLUT Boyfriend! You’re both Boring and Drab! Make Like Keith, and get shot already! Damn, Mark needs to stop teasing us with death references and just have Dan go berserk already!
Just tell the man, hell, you stay up his ass twenty-four seven … I don’t know how he doesn’t know? Don’t Twin’s have ESP?! Shouldn’t their incestuous Nasty, Puke-ASS Sex connect them deeper!?
#2 - I’m confused why they had to end Browen: Damn Brooke and Owen were so HOT & Hilarious! The Dude went to jail because Brooke kicked his -and I quote: “BIG, Hairy, Man stuff that was all over her leather interior!” ASS to the curb! As much as I want to hold Brucas faith and hate Owen, the Kid fought for Brooke’s LOVE like no other! Where Leyton is all depressing, tear in my eyes because I am two of the most worthless pathetic, Characters ever created!
So why end them?! Do they want Luke-whore to go running back to Brooke! Well she better not take back that Fucking Pansy! He bitches more than SAM! But atlas, they are sending Julian- another PeytWHORE lover- Brooke’s way! WHY? Why can’t a guy from Brooke’ past come back? Everybody acts like she never dated a soul?!
#3- I’m confused as to why Nathan is always attacked… HOW MANY TIMES CAN ONE MAN GET THROWN THROUGH WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNBREAKABLE GLASS!? I wonder if his next big job will be one of those crash test dummies…Hmmm? More Ludicrous ideas for Mark ASSchwan! Ha-ha!
#4- where is DILLZ? I prefer them over MOUTH & GIGI! Uh, how do people kiss that Monkey looking kid? Talk about Monkey SEX! Seriously, I’m sorry, but that guy grates my nerves.
Okay, not much more to say…so I’ll see you guys next week! If you can answer my questions, that would be SWEET!
Much Love Homies,
-Toddian
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I like Julian. Pathetic Peyton. He put her in her place since she thought he was there for her. Ha HA! And I swear, the previews for next week already pissed me off. Lucas is going to punch Julian?! Why not punch Peyton? I mean, we know she's not really a female, so it's okay! Peyton's open mouthed thing is so annoying. I think it's why I've never liked her. Help! She's having a stroke! LOL And Lucas gets worse with every week that passes. Chad's acting is less than enthusiastic these days. I frankly like Gigi. However, I don't like Mouth. Ever since that whole clean teen he slept with, even though he knew she was trying to staying clean and stuff...Ugh. Mouth is just as bad as any other guy, and they're trying to make him like all perfect and stuff. So, Mouth SUCKS! Jamie is aweomse. "I'm Broke." "You're five, you're supposed to be broke." LOL I love when Nathan and Jamie have scenes together. OH! And Lucas' whole "Dan shouldn't be allowed in Jamie's life" thing pissed me the hell off! WHENS THE LAST TIME LUCAS WAS EVEN AROUND JAMIE?! Hypocrite. Ass! UGH! Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Pucas? Didn't know if I did or not, so thought I would.
Lindsay (broodyprettygirl)
Damn Toddian....I think I love you.lol
Your always so right on about EVERYTHING. Sometimes after the show.....or during the show.....I just sit there and go WTF??? This show is so damn retarded.....I don't even have the words to say just how stupid is sometimes.....yet you always manage to sum it all up perfectly with the BEST words.
I don't fuckin get it either. I mean why have all these couples on the show when all we ever see is the garbage that is Pucas??? In every fucking scene last night, we had to see Pucas' dumbass whining to each other and acting like the worlds biggest pricks.
And I'd also like to know WHY the fuck does Peyton always have the NASTIEST facial expressions.....between Lucas' squinty thing and Peytons constipated looks, I just wanna slam there fuckin heads together.
Did you see where she was "crying"?? The bitch literally looked like the ugliest little thing. Which is so funny because just a few episodes ago when Brookes entire face had been covered with black and blue bruises......the girl still looked better than what Peyton looked like last night.
I can't believe that Lucas is actually gonna punch Julian next week. I mean as much as I despise Pucas........who the fuck does Lucas think he is??? Was he not just claiming that Lindsey was his everything and blah,blah, blah just a few months ago?? All this squinty fucker ever knows how to do is cry, whine, and brood. I'm actually hoping that this Julian guy smacks the shit out of Lucas too. I mean I could care less about the guy and I could care even less about that Peyton bitch and whatever she has going on with him....but as long as he beats the crap out of Lucas, I'm good.
Those Julian and Peyton scenes last night made me just wanna vomit just like Pucas scenes always do. I swear every time I see Peyton trying act all sexy and jumping on Lucas or whatever other fucking guy she likes to jump on, I just wanna punch her in the face. Her version of sexy is my version of a hilarious joke. The girl has NO fuckin sex appeal whatsoever and watching her week after week is nothing but PURE TORTURE.
I actually have NO problem with Dan as opposed to the other stupid characters on the show. I actually enjoy watching him. Which is pretty sad considering that he killed someone, but I'm still willing to watch Dan over Pucas ANY day.
And tell me why Julian took up so MUCH of the episode yesterday over the rest of the core five??? This Lucas, Peyton, and Julian drama is getting sick and the sad part is that its just beginning. God, knows how much more of this shit we're gonna have to take. But knowing Mark and his creepy obsession with Peyton, I won't be surprised if thats all we see from now on.
The only parts that were worth watching last night were Browen and Jamie A.K.A the Hustler. Lol The kid's too smart for his age, but then again you have that stupid, ungrateful child A.K.A Sam teaching him crazy shit week after week. What the hell is wrong with her???????
And I can't believe that this is the end of Browen. I have a feeling we won't be ever seeing them again which sucks because I really liked Owen, and unlike Lucas, his ass actually fought for Brooke. They were actually the most funniest and most interesting "couple" of the show, but no.....Mark of course has to kill all good things for us, and got rid of that too. I think he was able to sense that we were actually liking Bowen which is probably why he axed it.
And as for this GiGi chick, all I have to say is ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This bitch is just as fuckin annoying as Peyton is. Talk about disturbing and irritating beyond belief.
I actually liked Julian for a brief moment when he told Peyton off.....but then when the punk ass bitch took out a picture of them together at the end, I was just like great cuz we all know that the asshole is obviously still pining for Peytons twisted ass, which probably mean that we're about to get another fuckin triangle from hell......except this time its gonna have Lucas, Peyton, and Julian. And this time I can't stand all three of them.... so they can all fuckin jump off a cliff together and I still wouldn't give two shits. In fact, I'd celebrate.
And your right....this bitch can never just be happy in a relationship....she always needs a third person in there for whatever fuckin reason she may have.....Great choice Luke.....you two assholes deserve each other.
On a final note, that Nathan comment was hilarious. Seriously though, I'd like to know how many more windows they're gonna keep throwing Nathan through??
Uggg whatever, this show annoys the crap out of me. Yet I still can't stop watching it because Sophia's my favorite.
Anyways, see you next week Toddian
Jennifer
lmao good review as always todd:)
okay so this shows getting so boring god now pretty much everythings about peyton its like wtf is this "peyton hour" Im suprised all the other characters havent been removed just so it can be about her but then thats why now julian is there so once again its a storyline that revolves around peyton**rolleyes**
Have to say though julian and peyton have chemistry and so much more than pucas lol well thats not hard considering lucas and peyton have no chemistry at all.Have you noticed how chad/lucas seems to get this bored expression in scenes with her like he would rather be anywhere else but there haha and i share the same though considering Id rather watch paint dry than watch a pucas scene god how boring
Anyways getting back to julian and peyton they have chemistry and what I find funny is how peyton in season 5 made it seem how she had waited forever for lucas and now it turns out she was dating someone else and in love with them seems shes not been truthful at all but then thats not suprising it is peyton were talking about after all.I love how she though julian wasback for her as it prettymuch showed how she thinks everything is about her and thr world revolves around her so pathetic.I have to say after watching those scenes in my eyes its almost like she just went back to lucas as she felt its what she has to do considering julian had confronted her about the books then left her and since cry me a river sawyer has this whole fear of "people always leave" thing then she decided to go back to lucas her eternal idiot or whatever lol. Remember season 5 episode 1 when shes on the phone to brooke and shes crying?im convinced that must have been the day julian left her and if so then that says so much that lucas was basically the fall back guy lol so hopefully LP relationship will crumble soon and all I can say is that hopefully it happens very soon.lol
On another note have to say Im glad owens gone ...lol I honestly just never liked the Bo relationship at all but then im against any randoms that always get thrown in just so mark can be petty and keep crappy pucas together it annoys me so much lol
I've got nothing but RESPECT for you for finally spreading the word on this stupid season!!! And here I thought I was the only one who hated Leyton or Pucas.
1st: LucASS. I've been complaining about his lack of acting skills, brain cells etc for a long time now ever since like season 2 or something (the 1st time he cheated on Brooke). C'mon the dude tried to get Peyton to stop being a good friend (on one of the few occasions she was) so he could get some! Hello? Something is defo wrong there. Anyways...now we have to watch them fight over a magazine article?! This is getting ridiculous (I'm this close to resorting to fanfiction instead of watching the show, at least some people there have sense). I could go on and on about this jack-ass but you've pretty much covered his glaring lack of mental stability or in other words his ability to only think with his hormones.
2nd: Peyton. I didn't watch the first few episodes of the 6th season purely because I couldn't believe Lucas chose her (although I guess its better her than him trying with Brooke again, No!) and she agreed! So I missed out on the whole Brooke's life sucks and Peyton's too stupid to see it til I watched the episodes online and caught up. Once again for someone considered a best friend she believed the attacking stairs story?! Brooke had to go to freakin Deb for support?! Where was everyone else?! And after all of that Brooke is the one who has to speak up first to get some attention from her supposed best friend only to have Mark Schwan (or however you spell it) make her forgive Peyton instantly for not being there. Aarg! That makes me so mad! What kind of example of friends are they?
I'm not gonna continue listing the things I find wrong with those idiots at OTH because you do it better and funnier than I do. All i hope for is that they bring a stable, PROPER guy for Brooke who's defo successful (then again why would anyone remotely successful want to live in Tree Hill?) Anyways due to my friends' discussion about this season we're praying that they finally put a guy worthy of Brooke's love for her so she'll finally have a steady relationship with a guy who isn't a man whore and who doesn't consist of one facial expression (squint). Cheers man!
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