The Send Off From Hell!

Hiatus… Damn, why can’t they just have the break be called: Cancellation! It’s True; I am watching this episode because I think I should give you all a PROPER SEND OFF & WHAT BETTER THAN A GREAT BASH & RANT!

First of all… I Have Got to say That this Episode was probably the best ever for this SUCK ASS, Bitch that is PUCAS infested season. We Got Brulian scenes and Nathan and some basketball… J. LUKE cause I love that Tyke… THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY: THOSE JOKES were HIDEOUS…
Not Funny, not at all. Are all those people morons out there? Laughing like any of that made sense.

And Haley… she will never have a storyline unless she is pimping Leyton… which is ironic since both are nasty Whorish Slutty, Prostitutes! Oh the irony!

Now:

Two things I’m absolutely digging! Finally, Some attention to the Main reason I watch this Damn show! Nathanand his Basketball & BROOKE & JULIAN HOT PLATTER OF SEX ANYONE! OH YEAH…. YES! That’s what I want so, so BADLY! And Sam telling him not to screw up!

Speaking of Sam: SAM’s friend BEAT UP BROOKE! Son of a bitch! I knew I should hate that BITCH & HER FRIENDS! That boy better end up IN JAIL! SON OF A MOTHER-FUCKING BITCH! Damn! Damn! I hope Brooke Bust a Cap in both those homeless Assholes! Then Sam ran off and of course Gets in the car with Q’s killer and Brooke’s attacker. I know it’s wrong, but I was hoping the BITCH would jump off the bridge because I lost all sympathy when she got in the car with the Douche-bag.

Just a family of criminals! AH! But Brooke, ever the Martyr wants to find that Little skank PeytWHORE junior Freak show! And then OW-Dumbshit-EN Has a chance to help BROOKE… BUT SHE SHAGS THE SLUT MILLI! Sorry, but MILLICENT IS A FOOL! Why does Mark that douche bag asshole, Pucas eating kiss-ASS always have Our Beautiful , SEXY Brooke get crap! I think I need to QUIT!

But Just when I think I have a hold on my man-orexia LucASS or PeytWHORE burst of the fucking scene! Damn, can somebody please run those sons of bitches over with a damn TRUCK! FUCK DUMBSHIT LUCAS WITH HIS HERPES eaten BRAIN! Is it me, or does everything about that PRICK say : Transvestite DUMMY… IS HE WEARING BLUSH?
If I have to watch Peyton Grab her Damn stomach, Stare WIDE MOUTHED LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN & bitch and moan like the last slut one more time, I will scratch my eyes out! And getting mad at Mia for being ungrateful…

UMMM, Peyton you are the QUEEN of UNGRATEFUL SLUTs! Brooke Paid for your studio, Label, she saves you from EVIL PSYCHOS of the Week, and YOU ARE SHRIEKING LIKE A FUCKING Banshee because …? BECAUSE Life isn’t going GEE- GOLLY GREAT!
Brooke just found out who her attacker is, and that he was sleeping in her house, but PEYTON can freak out while Brooke turns into Supper saint! Peyton needs to DIE!

She needs to MIX some bleach in Lucas’ Shit, because she licks his Ass so much that she practically GETS her nutrients from his nut sack, And she should drink it, KILL HERSELF, and put us out of our misery! Damn, we all know she is pregnant!

Because Lets be serious… Peyton & Cancer would only Turn into the LET’s WHINE, Whine, Whine, Deep throat LucASS, sob, cry, Harass Brooke about having Julian want her, cry, cry, whine, Destroy the eyes of innocent victims by showing that hideous Praying Mantis Face… Pop EYED PSYCHO SLUT BAG!

I think the lesser of two evils would be for her to be PREGNANT… Then She can give birth to A Balloon eyes, Squinty Douche bag Liar, cheater, and STD spreading ANTI-CHRIST! Anything other than having her whine!

Needless to say! I think I’m done with this show for real! I guess we will see!

There is More than ONE way to SUCK ASS In ShowBiz….

Anyone who watches OTH is aware that The writers -Mark ASSchawn & Now Chad Michael “Needs some Mother Fucking acting lessons in a hurry” Murray!- Seem to have had the talent and life sucked out of their Worthless ASSes with a Damn turkey baster by way of their Large and Hairy Assholes somewhere along the way! And some how they have managed to take that SHIT incrusted talent, throw it on a screenplay, and push this bullshit out on all us poor, supportive, abused fans!

Cause Holy Fucking hell Those two Pricks must they live by the Motto:

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SUCK ASS IN SHOWBIZ!

Damn, it’s like those dumb fucks are so tired of working that they would rather RUIN the ENTIRE SHOW just to alienate Fans… Say what you Will people, but this show Blows more Ass Chunks and Dick than Peyton when she tried to seduce LucASS with those weird freaky spider legs and big Scary, Googly, hallowed out Bug Eyes !

Seriously, In what possible way can CMM rationalize this Piss-Ass Nasty Episode of Preverbal Filthy and Gag- worthy Puke-ASS obsessed boredom as being a mixture of all the previous seasons? I mean, Just when we think his character is so boring that he could and should be replaced with a Fucking corpse, he proves once again that being A NO TALENT ASS-WIPE is a Forte!

See, Not everyone has the skill to be a monotone, dead in the face, squinty eyed douche bag! No…No… It takes a lot of Random Years of being Forced… No Doubt Mark is holding an AK 47, 9 millimeter Glock or a Double Barreled Shotgun to his head…To act as one part of the Most Ugly, Contrived, Please give me a reason to become Man-o-rexic because I have Puked, gagged, thrown up and contemplated suicide after watching, a.k.a. MAN-WHORE ONE & MAN-WHORE 2 (The more I look at this show, the more I am positive that Peyton is really Smeagle from Lord of the Rings! See above picture!) …

I mean come on, they have the same eyes…? Ha-ha, that was really a spiteful thing to do, but take it in good humor! When you have to witness pathetic-ness that is the character of Peyton Sawyer, you eventually just get sick of it.

Anyway, On to the ridiculousness of this show! What the hell!

Lets See, ways to achieve Showbiz Suckery:

A) 1940’s Plot-less SHITTY Randomness without a Damn Cause! Somebody buy a FUCKING gun and shove it down my throat so I can keep the chunks from escaping! The only Reason for this Show is To PIMP the EVER so LIFELESS Couple PUKE-ASS!

B) Make sure The Most hated and sickly looking woman on the show is the lead! Why Is it that Dan even has Peyton…slash… guardian… daughter… as Arm Candy?

Again… Smeagle… Really? I think she hypnotizes people with those Wombat Puss Eyes! Even Dan has better Taste! He may As well have put a Fucking Broom stick on his arm and walked around! Throw a mop head on the end of that broom stick and we Have PeytWHORE! Why Is Julian working for Dan? And why didn’t he jam that Sharp Jagged glass into Lucas Greasy Pimple Shaped Head! Damn!

Probably because he would bled Lies and brown stank-ass shit… otherwise know as feses!

C) *CUE cheesy MUSIC! And infamous Monkey faced squint!* BUY SOME FUCKING GLASSES YOU POOR SON OF A BITCH! And what is with the weird accents, Gees, you vapid waste of space, just act!

D) Cue unnecessary DRAMA! Oh beat up Skillz and Owen while rat Bastard Mouth watches because he is A SCARY, NOISY, Unnecessary character that gets too much air time! I so wanted Mouth to die, and cheered once he was pushed in that water! Finally… the flying monkey sleeps with the fishes!

But still, I don’t get the randomness. At least the relationships could be established instead of Luc-ASS speaking one line and everybody remembering what is supposed to happen. Cause all I know Skillz was playing the Piano and Dan killed Keith for no real GIVEN reason?! And decided to attack everybody because…? I’m drawing a blank?

Why kill everybody when he could just burn down the club? Why kill Keith? And then Lucas whips out a gun and shots Julian because…? He wants to take Peyton...? where are the police? This is the most thoughtless, played out, blatant disrespect of Casablanca I have ever seen! That asshole!

But They have 3 Great things about this show!

1) Only Good thing about CMM writing was the Brooke storyline! Thank GOD! She is actually in More than one minute scene… of course he made her a desperate, poor, prostituting slut! News Flash, Lucas is the Whore, not Brooke! Brooke would never tell on Leyton /Pucas… again, she is LOYAL and gives up everything for her friends. And Brooke would touch Lucas with a ten foot pole!

I’m tried of the subtle bashing that Mark thinks is happening while Brucas fans sit idly by continue to watch because we are being want to see Sophia BUSH! I’m telling you, once Pucas Have a little Brat, I’m running as fast as possible to the nearest network and watching some action!

But I suppose Anything is better than the Disappearing Bull SHIT act Mark has been trying to pull over OUR EYE! Fucking PUSSY!

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2) Of course we have Nathan & Haley… sorry, still a bit boring! They met after two seconds and he wants to marry her? No real storyline… I think Mark said: “just have them Kiss Chad-ASS so we can focus on the worse love story ever!” Because we all want to Watch CMM Over act and the actress who plays Peyton act like a Damn fool!

A Damn FOOL! What sort of Acting is this bitch doing? Since when has Peyton been the floating around type of character, dancing in the rain and on bridges. But thank you Dan for PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF HER! Now if he could kick Lucas in the throat so he can stop speaking in that annoying fake ass accent, I’ll be Happy!

3) Then One Beautiful, fantastic thing Happened! Peyton got SHOT! THEY KNOW WHAT FANS WANT! Kill that bitch, and if Lucas could have been behind her, the bullet went through her and then hit him! WooHoo! I would have nominated CMM for a Screen Actor’s Guild Award! Kill off two WHORES IN ONE NIGHT!

Anyway… celebration time! Todd gets up and does the Charleston singing:

“Ding Dong
The Bitch is dead!
Which Bitch?
The PeytWHORE Bitch!
Ding Dong the wicked bitch is dead!
Break down now…
(Insert rapping voice!)
Boom! Boom! Schick shtick!
The Beetoch is Dead!
Shot in the stomach
‘cause she make’s us all
want to vomit!
Boyfriend stealing,
backstabbing Ho
How many Fans they made happy
Mark will never know!
Hope she burns in Seven thousand fires of Hell
Hope Dan never ends up in jail!
Give him an award for Doing this deed
Feel sorry for Lucas
No more PeytWhore on her knees
PLEASE…
Meercat Boggling Eyes
and anorexic legs!
Ding Dong, ding Dong!
The Bitch is dead!”

And LUCAS CALLED PEYTON PRETTY GIRL TONIGHT! I JUST QUIT THE SHOW!
Goodbye GUYS & Much Love ,

You guys were the greatest!

-Toddian

Can I have some BUTTER ON THE BUCKET OF Shitty Pop-CORNINESS!

Oh Mark… Can I have some BUTTER ON THE BUCKET OF Shitty Pop-CORNINESS!

Holy Fuck! We have a Entire episode about the almost characters on this dumb ass show: MOnkeyUTH, BORING Squinty McManwhore, LucASS Scott, and what would the show be without POPEYES, osh be Gosh, PeytWHORE the whiney pretend to know all theses bands Annoying Bitch! Tickle me bored out of my DAMN mind…but of course I had the color of my puke to keep me entertained.

I swear every time LucASS and his homeless looking, scruffy face, beady little eyes, I upchuck faster than it takes Mark ASSchawn drops down on his knees and lick Hillarie aka Peyton’s boring ass because she ran out of Charmin. Maybe that’s why ever episode is a load of bullshit! If he would get of his knees and quit being a damn tight-ass pansy lame ass, I might not be so upset.

But NOOO… Mark has to write the most incredibly unbelievable Crap-tastic episode to date! # 1: No body cares about Mouth! Skillz has more importance than him! I know everyone loves mouth, but he is not the core five! Hell, Naley and Brooke are now the backstory so that Mouth can have a useless triangle with Shi Shi (Slut Gigi) & Milli when nobody cares! Shit, I am tired of all this Mouth is a Catch, when he is really an annoying jerk who is more clueless than his ass of a bets friend, Lucas DUMB BITCH Scott.

#2: Why didn’t Julian run after the Man-whore, grab him by that Roster looking dirty blonde sack of shit he calls hair, and kick the shit out of him. It would have only taken him one minute to punch him, and I would have had my foot so fair down his esophagus that my shoe was hanging out of his crab infested ass!

His mildly Pathetic, Cry baby: “No Bookie no more for You Julian, because you banged my loose un-hot, not the in the least bit attractive or sexy, Olive-oyl from Pop Eye the Sailor Man resembling girlfriend. Wah! Wah!”

That Bullshit is starting to grate my nerves! Attention All brokeAss Dumbshit Male Sluts! You are a jobless, Dumb, unreliable, pussy whipped, stupid FuckWad, with the inability to keep one woman! It’s only a matter of time until that peanut shaped dime sized brain in your slut’s head starts working, even through that’s doubtful since you practically took a big shit in her mouth and she swallowed it up like gooey, gooey, gumdrops.

But still, suppose Pop Eyes McGee realizes so have the personality of a turd melting in the summer’s heat, and also realizes that Julian has more personality in his few scenes when he is stalking Peyton that you do when you Squint and Whine like a Fucking pussy! Oh yeah, maybe her brother can have post war stress and punch her in the head, thinking she is a pale Evil smurf- cause Damn she has a rockin’ anorexic’s body, but damn that face is like a blow-up doll on acid.

Anyway, if and when she ever grows a brain and leaves his ass, what will he have? No money, no job, and a reason to kill himself. Actually, Please let Peyton grow a brain, stupid bint! He needs that money from that movie, because Brooke can’t take care of them forever!

Thank God for Brooke telling the Manwhore that he was trying to slut it up with her, and tricked Lindsey into giving his Disgusting, Worthless, waste of Dan’s sperm ASS a chance after PeytWHORE! And speaking of Brooke… I love her so much, but Damn, Put on a Suit and dance around like a fucking Monkey you Leyton Cheerleader! What the hell is up with that shit! I am tried of Mark forcing Brooke to be all Leyton and to keep telling everyone who will listen how much THEY HURT HER! How does he expect anyone to like those sons of bitches when they hurt OUR Beautiful Brooke like that!

#3: The only things I commend Mark for is showing the USO for the Troops! But of course, he probably has nothing to do with that! And exactly why is Peyton hosting the show? I know Derek is her brother and everything, but she has no real musical connections except that Mia chick, which, I’m sorry, is not famous! I mean, she’s not a celebrity and PeytWHORE sure isn’t…she is a struggling Record producer who has yet to do anything except whine, nag, moan, and manage to leech off of Brooke?! I bet Brooke is paying all her bills, too?! Maybe Haley is the only one who has to work, and Nathan is the only one who wants to work!

And the Nathan and Q conversation! Wow, that was so fucking powerful! I love Nathan and he shouldn’t give up his dream! He can still coach without flying through windows. Which is Damn Ridiculous!

Naley were beautiful as usual, but Brooke needs a real story line because she is SO beautiful! I don’t care about Sam, the teenage PeytWHORE clone! That annoying brat is cramping Brooke’s style and needs to take a trip to Quinton line… Yes, I wouldn’t mind her being killed off because at least Brooke would get some good material. The child is useless, and I’m not buying this turn around all of the sudden. Puh-lease!

I think it would be great if Julian tells the truth about why he came back: And if it was because he read the book and fell madly in love with Brooke, I would be stoked! I think I just gave myself a new story idea! Yep! Because I’m tried of Lucas and his boring facial expressions. He is no longer Broody, instead he is Annoying… That his new nickname! The Annoying Scott!

As for the next episode… looks disappointing! Chad SUCKS as an Actor, with his dead eyes, lackluster speeches, and ugly mug every time he squints! If he is that bored, Mark should just kill Lucas- the character- off the show. In fact, I would be an extra just to push him in front of that moving BUS or TRAIN! Hell, Dan can choke the life out of the ass! And knowing him, he will write about Brooke kissing Nathan, just to rile up Naley Lovers!

Ugh, I don’t know theses people personally, and I don’t care to know them. All I know is that the guy playing Lucas is a half ass actor who better write this new episode correct, because once Leyton get married or Peyton has a kid or gets pregnant knowing Brooke wants a baby… I’m out of here! And I will never watch anything that that asshole Mark writes/ producers, or even breaths on. If he such much as looks at a screen play, I’m turning off the television. Damn prick!

Till next week

Much Love Homies,

-Toddian

Ps. I was bored out of my mind while watching the sow, so I creatd a banner for my story Falsetto... Wht do you think?

Episode One ConfusionVille Hill…

Episode One ConfusionVille Hill…

Okay, I am confused as to WHY there are other couples on this show when all we see together is Leyton/ PUKE-tastrophe! I mean, what other couple even gets to kiss? As always, this is the most boring episode to date… Nothing happens except Pucas whine, and the little bit of Naley & Browen…

So lets start with me first Confused Question:

#1- Why oh Fucking Why, Does Pity Me PeytSLUT have only two facial expressions:

A…Mangled, Cry -Cry -Cry Whine, Run Over By the Fugly Truck! Look.

And the Ever so popular:

B… Weird, Ugly, Bug-eyed, Frozen Face, Mouth Dropped Wide Open-please insert Dick- Look as she goes into a Melodramatic Flash Back…

Shit… The Fool stops in the middle of conversations to have two hour flashbacks! I mean, seriously? Nobody thinks: IS PEYTON HAVING A STROKE…? SHE’S BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME PLACE FOR THE PAST TWO Hours? I was just waiting for Brooke to say, “Peyton, why the LONG, DRAWNOUT, SAGGING TITS LOOKING, face?”

But of course we got the Wicked Fucking Championship Whiney Chalice tonight by being force fed to watch Both Horribly Sickening faces. Every other scene either LucASS or PetytWHORE are Whining, complaining, bitching, obsessing, & just completely UNHAPPY!

I mean, Lucas cries about everything and my guess is that he will act like the big Pussy he is next week and try to punch Julian! I hope that Guy Opens up the biggest can of Whoop Ass on him. We all know that guy, Nathan, Felix, Sam (cause that kid just looks like a dude, and I bet she attacked Brooke-LOL) and even Jamie could beat the shit out of Lucass!

Seriously, who gives a good Fuck about this guy and Peyton!? Why the hell does Lucas care if PeytWHORE was seeing someone while he was Spreading His Disgusting Torture of man-whore Sex on LINDSEY! So she loved him… You claimed to love Lindsey, but them again you are a liar! Stupid Prick!

And if he blames anyone, it should be PeytWHORE! Beat her ass- I might actually enjoy that- although I don’t appreciate violence towards women, but she’s not a woman! She’s a blood sucking Bitch-piress!

Here we are with more unnecessary Drama!

Why don’t they just Play out the Bootleg, cracked out Romeo and Juliet sentiment Mark a la Douche bag has been force feeding us, and Kill themselves already!

All this Dan Hate is starting to get on my nerves! Am I the only person who just doesn’t care about WHINEY ASS LUCAS & his DAN drama! FUCKIN’ HELL! Just write the bastard and stop bitching like a Damn Pussy!

Oh My Fucking Goodness! If SQUINTY has to Force one more tear out of Pathetic, Depressing, EMO-looking ass, I’ll literally Go to Mark’s Office and Puke all over his desk! Seriously, I may as well take a shit on his screenplay with the BULLSHIT episodes this Moron Hack writing son of a bitch has been giving us!

Shouldn’t The Man-WHORE be in jail for damaging Private property? I mean, he broke Dan’s headstone! Oh well, nothing makes sense in this town, no does it! This is a sci-fi show, right?! Actually, sci-fi is more realistic. But as long as Dan can kill PUCass in the end, I’m down.

I’m all for Dan taking that Shovel and shoving it down LucASS’ Throat! Better Yet, have Dan shove the shovel down Peyton’s throat and scoop out all that BULLSHIT currently residing in her Self Absorbed, Feeding Off Of The Shit From Lucas’ Asshole Because She Has Been Kissing His Ass So Much, Waste Of Life, ass!

Gees, this Julian Kid is getting more air time than Ugly ass Monkey Mouth, Browen, Naley, Jamie…. Speaking of, I love Jamie…That little GANGSTA, HUSTLER! But why is Mouth getting so much air time, to just become a SLUT! Nobody cares about ShiShi… (Slut GiGi) & Millicent is too hot for him anyway! So if he cheats on her, he is an idiot!

But Thank God for Julian telling that Whiney BITCH where she could go: He left her not the other way around! Just the same way the Brooke left Lucas! If you ask me, Peyton is just as bored with Lucas as the entire audience, and is trying to cause Drama, because she can’t be happy without a third person in her relationship, examples: Brooke and Lindsey!

SELFISH LOVE can’t thrive if it has no innocent victims to feed off of! Ha-ha! I don’t care if Mark is ruining them involuntarily or meaning to! All I know is that they will go down as the worst COUPLE ON TELEVISION!

Well guess what Slutty McWhine Me A Whorish River, nobody wants You or your SLUT Boyfriend! You’re both Boring and Drab! Make Like Keith, and get shot already! Damn, Mark needs to stop teasing us with death references and just have Dan go berserk already!

Just tell the man, hell, you stay up his ass twenty-four seven … I don’t know how he doesn’t know? Don’t Twin’s have ESP?! Shouldn’t their incestuous Nasty, Puke-ASS Sex connect them deeper!?

#2 - I’m confused why they had to end Browen: Damn Brooke and Owen were so HOT & Hilarious! The Dude went to jail because Brooke kicked his -and I quote: “BIG, Hairy, Man stuff that was all over her leather interior!” ASS to the curb! As much as I want to hold Brucas faith and hate Owen, the Kid fought for Brooke’s LOVE like no other! Where Leyton is all depressing, tear in my eyes because I am two of the most worthless pathetic, Characters ever created!

So why end them?! Do they want Luke-whore to go running back to Brooke! Well she better not take back that Fucking Pansy! He bitches more than SAM! But atlas, they are sending Julian- another PeytWHORE lover- Brooke’s way! WHY? Why can’t a guy from Brooke’ past come back? Everybody acts like she never dated a soul?!

#3- I’m confused as to why Nathan is always attacked… HOW MANY TIMES CAN ONE MAN GET THROWN THROUGH WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNBREAKABLE GLASS!? I wonder if his next big job will be one of those crash test dummies…Hmmm? More Ludicrous ideas for Mark ASSchwan! Ha-ha!

#4- where is DILLZ? I prefer them over MOUTH & GIGI! Uh, how do people kiss that Monkey looking kid? Talk about Monkey SEX! Seriously, I’m sorry, but that guy grates my nerves.

Okay, not much more to say…so I’ll see you guys next week! If you can answer my questions, that would be SWEET!

Much Love Homies,
-Toddian

Reasons to Love and Hate OTH…

What are the Reasons to Love and Hate OTH…?

Usually when I watch this show, I only have one emotion: Hatred! But this Time I felt Love too!

My Hatred is because Most of the Time This Shit is the Wizard of Oz…

I mean we have the Wicked Annoying Bitch of a Mess (not the West) LOL: Peyton Whiney Me a River Sawyer!

Let’s bring back Derek (The real one)! Is it me or does everyone in this girl’s family have
Type BR Blood… Meaning BoRing Beyond Repair! Damn, but just watch how Mark spins this relationship to more Doom and Gloom! Derek is going to get Post war Stress and shoot up the Leyton wedding…actually, YEAH MARK, BUST A CAP IN THOSE ASSHOLES!

There is no sense in a Human, living, breathing person being this annoying, boring, and Stupid! Like At the first scene, which I loved btw: Peyton is an oblivious FOOL- NOBODY GIVES a SHIT ABOUT THAT Damn *Comet* Book!

Really Stupid SLUT…Why would anyone want to make a Book by a Bum Ass, broke, Half Ass, Dimwitted, Dumb Shit, Fucked in the HEAD, Dick Wad like Lucas! The guy couldn’t write his way out of the DOUCHE BAG he is currently living in! I mean, lets all be honest people… Doesn’t she realize that “Death by Boring, Stupid-ass Book about the Most Gag-worthy Relationship” is the worst torture!

Just slow, boring, blood curdling, Agonizing Torture! Where you wonder if sticking your tongue in an electrical socket will bring you back to life after you died from boredom! I’d rather have my face bashed in by a hammer than relive the boredom of Lucas’ Fucked life with his Slut Counterpart…

Insert- Flying Monkey Numero Uno: I mean Literally, Mouth Looks like a damn Monkey! I apologize for that meanness… But I am tired of seeing him! Nobody cares about GiGi or Millicent – I love her, but damn…waste screen time much? Get off my Fucking television! I already endure the Puke that is PUCAS! But Damn, nobody cares about a GiGi/Mouth/Milli triangle!

I actually wanted to peal my face off!

Insert- Flying Monkey Numero Dos: Sam! Holy Shit… That Party was fucking Rocking! But I still can’t stand that kid! She is so brand, monotone, and ANNOYING! Sneaking out to throw a party does not an interesting character make! Brooke should have laid a can of ass-whipping so good on her that she actually blacked out and visited Quinton for a while! Uh!

Why didn’t Quentin turn into Flash Gordon, run home with superman speed, grab that annoying bitch, and throw her in the way of that bullet! Somebody please slit her throat so I don’t have to watch this kid! Does she ever have anything positive to say? I swear that Brat is PeytWHORE six WORNOUT years ago: BORING EVIL PSYCHO BITCH!

Enter ALL MIGHTY (Fake, Liar, Boring, and Not Really important to the Cause) Oz:

Then there is, squinty eyed, ‘OBVIOUSLY FALLING ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW BECAUSE HIS ACTING IS LIKE A DRUNK SLURRING THROUGH THE NEXT LINES OF SOME BARRY MANILO SONG’ LucASS Scott! Seriously, has anyone ever looked so bored in their life! Just jump in front of a Fucking, moving bus already, you’ll have more fun!

Fucking Tool, sign the damn contract so your broke ass can have some money! Who gives a fuck that Peyton whored it up with Julian! Damn, you’re Both WHORES and it’s not like she is a clean bitch anyway! Damn, he probably gave her a STD which she happily spread to Poor Julian! I just hate it for him; because now he has to endue this shit we call a Pucas aka (Shit and Throw up Delight sandwich!)

Oh My Gosh, how many times does Lucas get to be the victim… Die Bastard, and leave poor Dan alone! The previews prove to be Horrible! Dan should have shot that mother fucking loser! Damn, who knew that Dan would end up being the favored character on this Show over LucASS! Stupid Man-Whore!

Fuck Lucas and Peyton… and this boring ass wedding! Nothing makes this shit interesting anymore! So they have to add unnecessary DRAMA! Next thing we know, a midget will crawl out of Peyton’s ass and he will be Peyton’s ex-husband who she married after Julian! You know, none of this makes any sense!

Okay, Now on to the LOVE:

I love Owen, Brooke, Nathan, Haley and J. Luke!

Browen is my new couple! The way they are building them up, I could care less about Lucas! He’s so damn boring and Pathetic! I hate to say it, but he is a Real Pussy nowadays! While Owen is all man, trying to earn Brooke’s love! I loved the bickering during the Game, when Brooke kept screaming at Owen! They make this show so much more fun and happy!

Hell, he is going to strip next episode…Classic Brooke! They are made for each other! He definitely better see what’s under her clothes, because nobody has ever fought this hard for Brooke! Especially not LucAss! Owen is perfection! Browen needs to have HOT UNBRIDLED SEX, and I really think I might just want to write some of that! LOL!

Naley are cute, but Nathan did it for me! Tell that ass-face brother of yours, Nate: “Brooke is the other half of the BOOK!” Hells yeah! Thank you, you Fucking Smart Ass Pimp! No, That Damn Book was not a LOVE Note to Peyton, because Brooke was his every Fucking THING! :) Nathan is a FUCKING genius and deserves To Play Slam ball! Make Big Bucks with little J. Luke at his side and Have Wild passion sex with His Hot Ass Wife, Haley! As Always, I loved J. Luke! He defended Sam and was talking about who used to kiss! WoW! That little guy is the true star of this show! :)

I can’t wait for next week, because I am so done with Brucas! My faith is gone, and I actually just can’t stand the sight of Lucas! He is so dramatic and stupid! It’s like watching someone eat their own shit and drink their own urine! You’re like: “Luke, you know you just shitted that out of your ass and peed that drink, so why are you eating it?”

He is a fool not to feel the tension between Julian and Peyton! He is a FOOL in General, and I wish this show would end! Browen Spin-off! Oh Yeah!

What do you think? What do you love of hate about this episode? Do you still have Brucas faith, and if so, tell me! I need a reason to love them! Otherwise, I’m on team Browen!

Till Next week!

Much Love Homies
-Toddian

Question: Why does One PUKE Hill Suck so Much Ass….

One PUKE Hill Sucked More Ass than when Peyton was stalking Lucas in season 5! And we all know she was literally so far up his Ass Crack that she could not only count the hairs, but bask in the warmth of his colon! Dumb Slut!

1) Why, Oh, Why, Can’t theses people write a single decent episode? Is it too hard to step out of La-La Fool Land and write based on reality? Can I for once see the entire gang act as if they know each other instead of SELFISH, OBNOXIOUS, RANTING, ANNOYING Dip Shit Fuckers?

A-Naley doesn’t get any airtime! The only time we see Naley is if Jamie (I love him, Team captain of Team Brooke!) is in TROUBLE! And why is Haley so out of character! She has turned into A NUTJOB!? You don’t beat up on a lady for the shit that woman said! That was so dumb! Shouldn’t she be in jail for assault? I mean, didn’t she just nag Nathan all last season when Q punched K-FED!

Don’t get me wrong, I would have cased someone if they hurt my kid, but you know, Nanny Carrie was a completely Loco Fool, and Haley didn’t kick her ass! And where does the Naley love go?

B-But I do Love Nathan! My Boy stepped up to visit Brooke! Oh Hells YEAH! Oh, wait, that Bastard just wants capes for Jamie! Thus proving that the Gang only wants one thing from Brooke…materialistic, and then off they go! SONS OF A BITCH!

C-Speaking of Brooke! I FUCKING LOVE HER! Also Brooke and Owen just need to have Hate Sex, because they are so FUCKING HOT right now! I actually might like Owen after this! He did have a reason for leaving- a dick for doing so- but He came back! At this point, I wouldn’t mind him kicking Lucas’ ass right now!

She needs to lock that annoying kid to a fucking bed post or send her on her merry fucking way! They haven’t even made a connection and Haley guilt-tripped Brooke into taking in the Brat! Now I’m sorry, I want to feel bad for Sam, but she just grates on my nerves! Damn, is everybody on this fucking show a whiner! Whine, whine, Damn, I don’t need to see Two PEYTON’s on this ONE PUCAS HILL!

And is it not amazing how Brooke’s attack is forgotten! Somebody please tell me how magically no one remembers her black eyes and all! Those Blind SHITS are so stupid! I mean, Brooke gave up her company and all Haley can talk about is singing and some chick on the street! Are Haley and Peyton related! And why does Peyton still read B. Davis Magazine when Brooke doesn’t own it! Way to show support Bitch!

D- Monkey face Mouth and Milly (Who I love) need to just disappear! Not Milly, just Mouth! I mean, WOW! Mouth comes back and magically gets a Job back! Then GiGi! What the hell? Why does he get so much airtime?! What a fucking LOSER!

Mark is a FUCKING PRICK who needs to be FIRED, Homeless, and Eating the Out of a trash can the same sort of substance that he rights: SHIT! Nasty, Stinky, Fly infested SHIT!

2) And Finally: Why The HOLY FUCKING HELL does Skank Whore One and Skank Man-Whore Two also known as PUCAS al a Shitty Leyton, get shoved down out throats repeatedly?

-Peyton’s Dream: Served That HOOKERED OUT WHORE right! Brooke is HOT- much hotter than her… Selfish Bitch! I really hate that Mark makes Brooke and Brucas a joke… Having Lucas keep saying stuff about Brooke while with Peyton! I can’t wait till the CW cancels this show!

And she and Lucas arm more than Twins, they are attached at the hip! Incestuous Creepy Siamese Twins sideways sex jerks! If this is Marks attempt to make people think Leyton are different and not Twins… PUHHAHA! That Son of a BITCH is even more clueless than the DUMB SHIT FOOLS on his STUPID ASS SHOW!!! I don’t think they could even keep a straight face with that lie!

That’s like me Looking at my twin brother and saying… Set, we aren’t twins, although we look just alike, and came from the same sperm and EGG! Yeah right! Please! Or better yet, that’ like me looking in the mirror, watching myself talk and saying… Why are you repeating everything I’m saying, Image of myself who I will pretend is not me!

Can we kill the Leyton twins TODAY? Just kill THEM! Just Looking at Lucas makes me want to throw up! Kill his character! I begth Mark, if he is listening! Why Can’t Dan Buy a time machine, go back in that school and shoot Lucas in his GREASED UP, PEANUT SHAPED, PUS PIMPLED HEAD instead of Keith!

Oh My Fucking Goodness, somebody give me a shotgun so that I can shoot myself! I’d rather eat My own shit that witness Their Games, Sex-capades, and Continual spread of Herpes From Peyton’s Mouth to Lucas Dick! I hope she stabs him in the chest with those sharp boney tentacles that Oct-o- stankAss-pussy calls legs and he bleeds to death!

I think I just went fucking blind watching THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE BULLSHIT, CRAP-TASTIC, DISGUSTING, GAG-WORTHY LOAD OF BIRD SHIT episode I have ever seen! I know that Mark is Obsessed with the character of Peyton and Hillarie in general, BUT BY GOD MAN: GET A PICTURE, GO TO A FUCKING TOILET, AND JERK-OFF already! If not for His own sanity, but So This SHOW can stop being A Hour of continual Suicide attempts!

At One point I thought about throwing my head through the TV (Television) Just to stop the Madness!

Then Again, knowing that asshole, he probably does just that, except he takes a notebook with him and writes about his PERVERTED WET Pey‘WHORE’ton DREAMS! DAMN ASSHOLE! THAT Fucking SUCK-ASS writer/producer DOUCHE-BAG can flush this SHITTY SHOW DOWN THE TOILET along with my lunch and his WRITING SKILLS!

Peyton couldn’t seduce a Prostitute If She Stuffed Gold and Platinum up her ass and told them to “Come Hither!” For a DUMB Whorish, Gag-worthy SLUT BAG that Bitch sure couldn’t Turn On a Light switch, much less A DOG in HEAT! I was waiting for Lucas to Have a Fucking Heart Attack after realizing he has been having Boring Monkey sexy with Kramer from Seinfeld wearing a blonde wig!

“THAT’S A DUDE LUKE! THAT’S A FUCKING DUDE!” She looked like a Long Legged Praying MANtis and I wouldn’t be surprised if she lifted up that shirt only to uncover… Dun, Dun, Dun! It’s Chris Keller in a WIG!

Actually, I’d pay money to see that happen! Better yet, Maybe the man legs belong to Ian Psycho Extraordinaire and he is holding Peyton hostage since season three… when she officially become a backstabbing, Slut Magnetic! Now that would have made this show better!

Or why didn’t Ian Kill Peyton… Even though I think he did kill Peyton and had cosmetic surgery to look just like her! Yep, that explains the very UNREALISTIC, FUCKED UP ending of season 3, all of 4, 5, and 6!

Think about it:

a) Ian was a DESPERATE PSYCHO STALKER! She is a DESPERATE PSYCHO LUCAS’ ASS KISSING STALKER!

b) Both obsess over the most boring people in the world: LucASS and PeytWHORE!

c) And Brooke is always hurt by those Stupid Cunts when she is trying to help Bitch-a-Lot Peyton!

Yep, I see where Mark is going with this one! Smart Cookie: that BOLD FACE LYING, HYPOCRITICAL, BALL-LESS, SISSIFIED, PANTY WEARING PRICKISH, HACK WRITER! Damn I hate that Mother fucker like a bitch!

On a side note: I FUCKING LOVE DAN! Using that Murder to scare the living shit out of everyone! GREAT!

So, I OFFICIALLY HATE THIS SHOW, but I’ll keep watching till episode 12 or till Brooke/ Sophia Bush Leaves! And with the previews for next weeks episode, we can look forward to another boring Leyton filled show and Mouth and Milly! Oh Fucking Joy- Yeah right! Did you feel the sarcasm?

Till next week…

Much Love Homies

-Toddian

WOW! Another CRAP-tastic EPISODE!!!

OH wow! *SARCASTIC EXCITEMENT*! YET Another CRAP-tastic EPISODE of TORTURE! :) YEAH!

Watching this show is like watching a DOG shit out worms… It’s disgusting and pointless, yet you can’t stop watching those stupid fucking parasites roll around in this shit! So in keeping with this analogy, I’m going to say Mark is a Fucking bitch (Dog I mean!) And the characters –except for Brooke and Millicent-on the show are the worms, and this SHITTY ASS show is the crap we have to see!

EXCUSE THE FUCK out of me for not wanting to see PEYTON whine and bitch about her DRUNK ADOPTED DADDY! GEES, did you really want to be raised by an alcoholic, you stupid dumb whore! Just be happy you had good parents: NAGGING, ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT FOR BRAINS BITCH! I’m just waiting for the story of MICK drinking so much that he gets liver disease… just watch for it!

And why the hell do WE have to see LUCAS and Peyton in bed every episode! Is that the only time that they can talk… I guess Mark wants the conversation to seem less BORING and FUCKED UP! Well, no such Luck asshole, - I actually got forty minutes of sleep all throughout this episode! Thanks OTH for helping me end my insomnia! They should MARKET This SHOW AS: OTH= CURE FOR SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

Symptoms: 1. BORE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! 2. MAKE YOU TURN INTO A DEPRESSED SUCIDIAL FOOL!
3. WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN”T BECOME anorexic because you’ve thrown up enough during this episode! 4. Learn how to poke yourself in the eye with your toe, because you have nothing better to do put watch paint dry!

All I want do is gag! WHO GIVES a FUCK if those boring ass FOOLS stay in bed and die! PLEASE, GOD, could Lucas just go to this stupid Book signing, step in front of a BUS and DIE! Oh my fucking goodness! DIE MAN WHORE! DIE!

And the Jealous Peyton is getting so boring...Well more boring than it already? Hello, what’s to be jealous of…? LINDSEY DOESN’T Want the GONORRHEA you and Lucas trade off like a bad habit... otherwise she would have married that punk bitch! And if I must watch TWO LAME, STANKASS BITCHES, could you at least let it be DEB and SKILLZ! Am I the only person who was tickled when DEB was at the River Court rooting for one of either Nathan or Skillz, and called them honey!

Now, let me say that I think it so fucking stupid that Nathan lets Dan Take care of Jamie! Hello, as much as I love Dan, he still killed KEITH! Oh, he saves you one time, and everything’s okay! How realistic is that! I know Jamie loves Dan... Blah, blah, blah, but how do we know that Dan want get mad at the little tyke and Gut him like a fish? No body knows why Dan killed Keith, but hey… lets allow him to take care of Jamie, yet still be a dick to him every time you see him- Make up your schizophrenic mind Nathan!

Actually, if Dan could find that gun and Bust a Cap in the SHIT infest PUCAS, I’d be okay with that! Hell, he could also shoot those live stairs that ATTACK people at Brooke’s house! Yep, I think there is a use for Dan after all!

And HALEY…WOW, you are the most inconsiderate, dumb bitch in the world… I’m sorry, but the first thing you do is go to Brooke to help some stranger! I mean, lets not ask how she’s doing. You know that her life has been turned upside down, and you want her to help the person who stole from her? Oh, you can see that the Homeless Girl needs help, because she was sleeping in a car, but YOUR BFF had Michael Phelps kick her in the face with those swimming legs, and you’re none the wiser!

SERIOUSLY? YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE ALL THOSE SIGNS but THE KID IN THE CAR JUST SPEAKS TO YOU! And how dumb have they made Haley, where she asked Sam where she lives… I’m going to guess either in an abusive (mental or physical) home or nowhere (DUH stupid!)

Not that I don’t like this Sam, but how many troubled kids can we have! They should have just kept Q for this! Damn, at least he didn’t get on my nerves so FUCKING MUCH! I know she is fifteen, but somebody needs to make that kid hush! She is so hostile and slightly annoying… And didn’t we see this boring ass story line coming! Mark needs to stop stealing his storylines from MAURY (I LOVE that show btw)! I don’t know any fifteen years old who bitch and moan like her. Maybe she is the lovechild clone of Peyton and Haley mixed together to form QUEEN BITCH-A-LOT!

And MOUTH! Famous MOUTH… I hate Mouth, but I love IT! JERK LUCAS deserves to not have the spotlight with that Boring ASS BOOK! SO GLAD HE”S BOOK DIDN”T SALE! Nobody wants to read about you pining for Peyton in your delusional mind! AND why in the name of GOD is everybody giving up their success to go back to TREE HILL! FIRST BROOKE and NOW MOUTH!? WHAT THE FUCK? This is stupid as HELL!

And you know what else, why does BROOKE confide in PEYTON… WHO WE ALL now know was A COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS DUMB SACK OF SHIT! AND THEN AFTER BROOKE CONFESSES A BIG SECRET OF BEING ATTACKED... here goes PeytWHORE to steal the spotlight! OH MY GOD! MICK, Nag… Nag… Nag… MICK, Moan, MICK, Complain about PARENTS WHO YOU DON”T KNOW, nag... nag…MICK the DICK… who GIVES A GOOD FICK you crybaby, deadbeat SLUTBAG, ATEOUT CrackFucker!

-Again, insert Dan to shot this bitch!

THE ONLY LIGHT OF THIS SHOW WAS BROOKE, MILLICENT, MOUTH, and the captain of Team Brooke: JAMIE! I’ll even settle for OWEN! But nooooo, we only got five minutes on them so we could focus on PUCAS! And DID anyone notice that Peyton totally ripped off season 4 when CHASE did the projector screen thing for Brooke! And he put GOOD ENOUGH and etc on the protector to shine on Brooke! Yeah, this Mark guy is not only rewriting BRUCAS for LEYTON, but Chase for PEYTON! Is anybody else ready to quit this show? I’m trying to stay loyal for the ratings, but Damn it… THIS SHOW SUCKS ASS!

But I’m trying to stay loyal! Let me know what you guys think!

The previews for next week look interesting, but now we can watch Haley beat up on some lady when SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN KICKING NANNIE CARRIES ASS INSTEAD OF NAGGING AND SCREAMING LIKE A banshee!

L8r
-Toddian

No Show Tonight...And I'm jazzed?!

No show tonight…Thank GOD! I thought I might have to sit through the boring shit that is Leyton! I’ll be posting a new review on the next episode, till then, hold in your gag reflexes! I have a feeling they will come in handy during the next couple of One -suck ass -Tree -fucking idiots- Hill!

Till October 13,

L8r Guys

-Toddian

Once I saw the previews, I pretty much knew this Episode was going to be the LAMEST BULL SHIT EVER! Am I the only person who doesn’t give half the shit I own about LEYTON and their fucked up wedding! Wasn’t Lucas just Fucking out with Lindsey in the same bed?

And then Peyton goes to Clothes over Bro’s, Brooke snaps at her and tells her that life is sucking for her, and Peyton waits a whole two hours to ask what’s wrong with her friend! What a stupid ASS whore! Then she goes on and on about how her life is so grand… I know she’s a blind STD infested bitch, but seriously, she must really have herpes in her eyes not to notice her friend is wigging out!

And LUCAS stupid ass! Um, hello, dumb-ass! What makes you think Lindsey gives two shits about you being engaged to Peyton? You’re only proving that Lindsey was right to leave your ass, you cocking sucking imbecile! How much of a selfish, self-centered jerk is he! Then to wait all that time to tell he about it. I am so glad Lindsey left him at the alter, because he is such an idiot!

Nathan…Nathan…Nathan, you knew those people didn’t want you to play! Why not coach, buddy? You’ll make a lot of Money. Forget Owen and his Slamball, take the money and run Nathan… take the money and run!

Now, I will admit, I was stoked for the psycho Carrie/ PI Haley James Scott storyline… I mean, that would be better than the PUCAS SHITfest going on! I’m sorry, but I don’t give a fuck about this WOLF guy who is so obviously Peyton’s other deadbeat father! GREAT! Because we really need all these adoption story lines that have been done so much that it’s ridiculous! And you know what, some adopted people are fine with the great parents they have and had! Not everyone whom has been adopted Is All Melodramatic and having a breakdown! Gees, Fucking Louise!

But Low and behold, the Psycho storyline even gets ridiculous! I’m sorry, but Nanny Carrie’s British accent was the worst attempt ever! Somebody please kill that bitch off the show! I mean seriously, if Haley was so dumb that she could tell that was Carrie over the phone, she should just hand J. Luke over! Just leave him in the car like a bad mother- coincidently like she did last time, and let that psycho bitch steal him! And knowing the Nanny is on the loose! PI Haley is turning into DUMB Fuck Haley… Is she any relation to DIM Tim?

And what sort of hospice is in the middle of the country with no cars, doctors, and medical staff! Excuse me for having common sense, but honestly, Haley? Really? And then you see Dan lying in a hospital bed, held hostage, and you don’t think to run outside and get your baby! Is this a fucking Joke… Did this Mark guys bust his head on the sidewalk or something? Really, honestly?

BUT THANK GOD FOR DEB and DAN! Beat and SHOT that crazy bitch to death! Wow, wow, wow! I sort of like Dan and Deb together! I know it’s crazy but I do! So, here is hoping! But Of course Deb will forget about this, Dan, and Nanny Carrie just like she forgot about Brooke!

Speaking of Brooke: Poor, poor Brooke! She has none, and no one cares about her! Once again, Haley hasn’t seen her in like forever! One day they are hanging out, and the next thing… Bloop, Brooke’s not even a memory! And the poor girl gave away her company and everything! She gets attacked, possibly raped, and nobody takes the time to care! Why is she still around theses people anyway? This sucks for her so badly it’s not even funny! And this Sam girl, I guess, is going to magically make everything okay… Well, that I would like to see! And of course Millicent came back, but why? What happened between her and Mouth!

Well, we will see!

Much Love Homies
-Toddian

New Blog---Reported On Fan Fiction! haha!

Hahaha…WOW! Those Haters FEW haters on my fanfiction story site are in a serious Pickle about my Episode Reviews! Gees, I know most of them don’t have a life, but come on…Really? Report me? What, nobody reading their story so they decided to get all huffed because someone is actually reviewing for mine…Well, Boo, Fucking Woo… Those stupid ass cowards should get a Fucking life !

Do they really have nothing better to do than harass me? I mean, if they don’t like it, don’t read it! And then the bitches have the nerve to leave anonymous reviews!

~ Seriously, WHY not leave your name Jackass, and stop hiding like the scary punk ass bitch you are! Do you really think I give two shits about being banned or deleted from this site! I mean, you are aware that I have a life, right? Not to mention, I could just change my pin name…You must be the dumbest fucking idiot in the world! Did your parent’s drop you on your head when you were born; you shit infest-ed waste of life?

And the fact that you are even wasting minutes or even mere seconds out of your life to stalk me about characters that, as you say, Quote on Quote: “DO NOT EXIST!” Shows how pathetic you are! Why harass me if you don’t even care? Ha-ha, you seem to contradict yourself with every word you type, you stupid dumb ass Prick!

GET A LIFE…and LIVE IT! BREATHE! STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY! MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! KEEP YOUR HANDS, FEET, AND OBJECTS TO YOURSELF! Hahaha, that’s the golden rule from kindergarten/ primary school!

And then we have SARAH…Aww, you know, I have nothing bad to say about you! Guidelines/etc…You’re right, I haven’t read them, LOL. Hahaha, so I fault you none whatsoever! But unlike your coward stupid ass friend, you just stated a fact--- which I not only find respectable but admirable. But Might that pussy have just told me instead of reporting me, I would have taken it down without a care in the world, but I’m very defiant! My mom always said that my pride would get me into trouble, and I guess it is going to get me banned from fan fiction! WHICH IS HILARIOUS! OH NO! MY LIFE IS OVER AND WHAT EVER SHALL I DO! Oh wait, that’s right; I have a separate life from this computer- never mind! LOL! I am going to have to tell my friends about this… Haha, they will laugh their asses off! or maybe not, seeing as they don’t know I like writing!

Dudes, I have a feeling that my last review will be the last time I get to post for a while! But if you were stoked with my other stories Falsetto, Put You To Bed, etc…Just remember my name…. Wink, Wink…who knows, my twin brother may be lurking around posting his stories! Yep, I think my twin Brother is about to join Fanfic, and he wants to use some of my concepts… he has every right to- Wink! Wink! I hear my brother is even better at writing than me… again: Wink! Wink!

So if you see my brother…Wink! Wink! Give him a shout…Read his stories, which may or may not resemble mine….LOL! Don’t forget to review!

Coincidentally, his username is my real name- Phahaha! So, his username is Toddian….

Much Love Homies
-TNT