Monday, October 27, 2008

Reasons to Love and Hate OTH…

What are the Reasons to Love and Hate OTH…?

Usually when I watch this show, I only have one emotion: Hatred! But this Time I felt Love too!

My Hatred is because Most of the Time This Shit is the Wizard of Oz

I mean we have the Wicked Annoying Bitch of a Mess (not the West) LOL: Peyton Whiney Me a River Sawyer!

Let’s bring back Derek (The real one)! Is it me or does everyone in this girl’s family have
Type BR Blood… Meaning BoRing Beyond Repair! Damn, but just watch how Mark spins this relationship to more Doom and Gloom! Derek is going to get Post war Stress and shoot up the Leyton wedding…actually, YEAH MARK, BUST A CAP IN THOSE ASSHOLES!

There is no sense in a Human, living, breathing person being this annoying, boring, and Stupid! Like At the first scene, which I loved btw: Peyton is an oblivious FOOL- NOBODY GIVES a SHIT ABOUT THAT Damn *Comet* Book!

Really Stupid SLUT…Why would anyone want to make a Book by a Bum Ass, broke, Half Ass, Dimwitted, Dumb Shit, Fucked in the HEAD, Dick Wad like Lucas! The guy couldn’t write his way out of the DOUCHE BAG he is currently living in! I mean, lets all be honest people… Doesn’t she realize that “Death by Boring, Stupid-ass Book about the Most Gag-worthy Relationship” is the worst torture!

Just slow, boring, blood curdling, Agonizing Torture! Where you wonder if sticking your tongue in an electrical socket will bring you back to life after you died from boredom! I’d rather have my face bashed in by a hammer than relive the boredom of Lucas’ Fucked life with his Slut Counterpart…

Insert- Flying Monkey Numero Uno: I mean Literally, Mouth Looks like a damn Monkey! I apologize for that meanness… But I am tired of seeing him! Nobody cares about GiGi or Millicent – I love her, but damn…waste screen time much? Get off my Fucking television! I already endure the Puke that is PUCAS! But Damn, nobody cares about a GiGi/Mouth/Milli triangle!

I actually wanted to peal my face off!

Insert- Flying Monkey Numero Dos: Sam! Holy Shit… That Party was fucking Rocking! But I still can’t stand that kid! She is so brand, monotone, and ANNOYING! Sneaking out to throw a party does not an interesting character make! Brooke should have laid a can of ass-whipping so good on her that she actually blacked out and visited Quinton for a while! Uh!

Why didn’t Quentin turn into Flash Gordon, run home with superman speed, grab that annoying bitch, and throw her in the way of that bullet! Somebody please slit her throat so I don’t have to watch this kid! Does she ever have anything positive to say? I swear that Brat is PeytWHORE six WORNOUT years ago: BORING EVIL PSYCHO BITCH!

Enter ALL MIGHTY (Fake, Liar, Boring, and Not Really important to the Cause) Oz:

Then there is, squinty eyed, ‘OBVIOUSLY FALLING ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW BECAUSE HIS ACTING IS LIKE A DRUNK SLURRING THROUGH THE NEXT LINES OF SOME BARRY MANILO SONG’ LucASS Scott! Seriously, has anyone ever looked so bored in their life! Just jump in front of a Fucking, moving bus already, you’ll have more fun!

Fucking Tool, sign the damn contract so your broke ass can have some money! Who gives a fuck that Peyton whored it up with Julian! Damn, you’re Both WHORES and it’s not like she is a clean bitch anyway! Damn, he probably gave her a STD which she happily spread to Poor Julian! I just hate it for him; because now he has to endue this shit we call a Pucas aka (Shit and Throw up Delight sandwich!)

Oh My Gosh, how many times does Lucas get to be the victim… Die Bastard, and leave poor Dan alone! The previews prove to be Horrible! Dan should have shot that mother fucking loser! Damn, who knew that Dan would end up being the favored character on this Show over LucASS! Stupid Man-Whore!

Fuck Lucas and Peyton… and this boring ass wedding! Nothing makes this shit interesting anymore! So they have to add unnecessary DRAMA! Next thing we know, a midget will crawl out of Peyton’s ass and he will be Peyton’s ex-husband who she married after Julian! You know, none of this makes any sense!

Okay, Now on to the LOVE:

I love Owen, Brooke, Nathan, Haley and J. Luke!

Browen is my new couple! The way they are building them up, I could care less about Lucas! He’s so damn boring and Pathetic! I hate to say it, but he is a Real Pussy nowadays! While Owen is all man, trying to earn Brooke’s love! I loved the bickering during the Game, when Brooke kept screaming at Owen! They make this show so much more fun and happy!

Hell, he is going to strip next episode…Classic Brooke! They are made for each other! He definitely better see what’s under her clothes, because nobody has ever fought this hard for Brooke! Especially not LucAss! Owen is perfection! Browen needs to have HOT UNBRIDLED SEX, and I really think I might just want to write some of that! LOL!

Naley are cute, but Nathan did it for me! Tell that ass-face brother of yours, Nate: “Brooke is the other half of the BOOK!” Hells yeah! Thank you, you Fucking Smart Ass Pimp! No, That Damn Book was not a LOVE Note to Peyton, because Brooke was his every Fucking THING! :) Nathan is a FUCKING genius and deserves To Play Slam ball! Make Big Bucks with little J. Luke at his side and Have Wild passion sex with His Hot Ass Wife, Haley! As Always, I loved J. Luke! He defended Sam and was talking about who used to kiss! WoW! That little guy is the true star of this show! :)

I can’t wait for next week, because I am so done with Brucas! My faith is gone, and I actually just can’t stand the sight of Lucas! He is so dramatic and stupid! It’s like watching someone eat their own shit and drink their own urine! You’re like: “Luke, you know you just shitted that out of your ass and peed that drink, so why are you eating it?”

He is a fool not to feel the tension between Julian and Peyton! He is a FOOL in General, and I wish this show would end! Browen Spin-off! Oh Yeah!

What do you think? What do you love of hate about this episode? Do you still have Brucas faith, and if so, tell me! I need a reason to love them! Otherwise, I’m on team Browen!

Till Next week!

Much Love Homies
-Toddian

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Toddiannnnnn. You NEVER fail to make me laugh.

Believe me......there are a billion reasons to hate this show while only like.....3 things that actually make you keep on watching this disaster week after week.

If I listed off all of the reasons as to why I hate this show so much.....I'd basically be repeating everything you just said.
Peyton f*cking Sawyer pisses the hell put of me EVERY time. Its like everytime her horrendous face pops up on my tv, I just wanna throw a brick at it. What the f*ck is so appealing about that slutty b*tch anyways?????????? ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGGGGGGG.

Every scene with her is always a f*ckin torture to have to watch. I'd rather slit my wrists.....or maybe hers. She's nothing but depressing.... all the b*tch ever does is whine,whine, whine. Did Mark really think that by having her even more BORING brother was gonna make her interesting?? HELL NO. If anything, it made me hate Peytons family even more and wish that psycho Derek will come back and get them all....including Peytons rotten ass.

I loved how you mentioned that one particular scene in the beginning when Lucas told her about his movie. The b*tch looked shocked and upset. It was obvious that she was hoping the movie would be about the Comet seeing as how its apparently about her(I still don't believe that btw) But she's probably livid because its gonna be about the Ravens in which Lucas actually acknowledges other people for once in his life AND half of it is about Peyton while the other half is about OUR BROOKEEEEEEEE!!!!! Peytons probably dying with jealousy right about now......maybe if we're lucky, it just might kill her for good.

Sam obviously pissed me off last night. I mean Brooke is going out of her way to help her but all this kid does is give her grief. What the hell is wrong with her???? But then again, I don't and can't completely hate her. After all, if she hadn't thrown that party, then Peytons dress wouldn't have gotten f*cked up and that part was actually one of my favorites last night.

And I am so SICK and TIRED of always seeing Lucas' squinty beedy eyes every two minutes on the damn show. It makes him look so damn ugly not to mention that he always looks constipated. His acting sucks some major ass and all I wanna do is slap the sh*t out of Lucas/Chad. Lets face it.....the guy is a HORRIBLE actor.

And it looks like Peyton was a lying cheating wh*re who obviously had some sort of fling with this Julian guy.....but thats nothing shocking right??? I mean we've always known that she was a hoe, a wh*re, a sl*t.......I'm actually looking forward to seeing this all blow up in her face.

Okay, so let me talk about some things that I actually did like last night:
BROWENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be completely honest.....I had been on again and off again about them and wasn't a total fan....until last nights epsiode. And now I officially LOVE them. Move the f*ck over Lucas because Owen is here!!

There scenes had me bawling with laughter last night. Honestly, I didn't think that I would ever like Brooke with someone who is not Lucas but last nights episode just made me realize that Owen and Brooke are GREAT together. He's actually trying do whatever he can to get Brooke back.......jeez, I don't ever really remember Lucas doing that with Brooke. Or maybe he did and it came across as pathetic. Lets face it..... Lucas just doesn't know how to fight for women.....any woman that it. But Owen's trying and I love him for it.

Theres scenes were nothing but cute, funny, and pure love. I can't wait to see more of them. But with that said, I will always be a true Brucas fan at heart. And although I know that Lucas is the worlds biggest prick and I can't stand watching him anymore either.....lets not forget about there past and what they used to share. Everytime you start to lose faith in them.....just think back to seasons 2 and 3 when it was obvious that Brooke and Lucas were heads over heals for eachother.

So while I'm totally digging Browen right now....I still love Brucas. Just please don't let your lack of faith stop you from finishing or continuing writing your stories Toddian because SO many people love them. And while we may love Browen there are still countless others who LOVE Brucas...including myself.....and since Mark isn't giving us Brucas, at least Brucas writers like you are. And thats good enough for me seeing as how Marks writing sucks ass anyways and I hardly take the show seriously anymore.

Anyways.....I'm actually looking forward to next weeks episode so I can see Browen again. So with that said.....I'll see you again next week.

PS.....Sophia ROCKED her scenes last night. She' so amazing and funny.....not to forget the scene with Brooke, Haley, and Millie teasing Brooke about Owen.....that was just hilarious and one of the best moments in the entire episode.
–Jennifer

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with everything you said, so i have nothing new to post.

Except, I can't stand Browen. They just don't seem right, yet Brooke is goin gto take is pussy ass back anyways because he apologizes.
Plus he's so cocky and I can't stand Joe either!

But you need to keep the hope for Brucas. Remember when they were together and Luke was actually... good? At least that's what I think, IDK about you.

But we can just blame Peyton for Lucas's behaivor right now: If I was around that bitch as much as Lucas was I would be acting exactly the same way.

So, keep the faith in Brucas, because while I wasn't throwing up last night I got the feeling that they weren't over, from Nathan's comments about the book to future spoilers to the way they acted around one another, and there is every opportunity for them to come back :) Imagine Lcuas is writing the screenplay and has to write some Brucas, opens up some thoughts...
IDK, maybe I'm grasping at straws, but keep hope.

Phearywinkle said...

Hey Toddian... WHAT?! BOWEN?! EWWWWW NoOoOoOoOo!! I totally agree with you that Brooke deserves so much better than LUCAS but Brucas is so hot and totally belongs together; they're end game! I freakin' love your stories and ahem; *cough *cough- can't wait for a new update! Since I'm not watching OTH cuz of PUCAS all I can say and will always say to you... is DON'T GIVE UP HOPE/FAITH ON BRUCAS; THEY'RE TOTALLY END GAME! :0)

Keep up the rant and raving... I enjoy readin' it!! :0)

Phearywinkle :0)

Anonymous said...

hahha awesome review as always todd :)

Most of the episode was very blah to watch lol oth goes downhill every week lol


OMG what BO you like them? lol todd now dont make me shout at you hahaha .I cant stand owen hes a selfish ass Im so sick of brooke being stuck with the randoms .Lets be honest shes belongs with lucas and yes he can be ass but somehow when hes with brooke he actually seems such abetter person

I have to say that theres a lot of brucas hints in that episode. Firstly what was with that look he gave brooke at the slamball thing. Firstly I freaking loved how the smuglook was wiped off her face when he told her that the comet wasnt gonna be made into a film haha. And then he says "ravens" he looks in brookes direction ,I seriously wanna know whats in that book I think it may have good stuff that could mean a brucas comeback.God I hope so as this crap thats pucas needs to die and like very soon lol

And I loved the nathan and lucas convo where nathan said how half the books about brooke ,I dont think that was ever mentioned before .

What I love is for his second book tour it got cancelled and now hes told they want to make a movie about the first book but not the second lol .Im seeing a pattern here and I think it ultimatly is meant to show he made the wrong "choice"

Dont give up on brucas todd.I mean i can understand you think lucas is a ass he actually is lol but surely you dont want him stuck with cry me a river sawyer god I wouldnt wish peyton on anyone..........although maybe her and owen would be good together haha