Monday, October 19, 2009

So, I was too busy picking the Jam from my toe...

To even concentrate on this boring ass bullshit these motherfucking mush brain writers lead by none other than Captain Limp Dick Mark SchwahNoob are shoving down our throat. Honestly, you know how boring and useless this entire show is... Brooke is my favorite character but this julian shit is killing me...

Seriously, I love Brooke putting Alex TraBitch in her Place but Julian's ugly, squinty face (yes, lucas had squinty eyes but the wholw half of that dude's face looks like it is about to fold over into a damn ass crease) ass needs to go. he is a boring, timewasting dickwad. seriously, dud is loving the attention from that Alex kid and it is annoying.

And the fact that he called Brooke basically a HOE_bag while they were in bed shows that all the bullshit speech he gave season 6 about not thinking she was a slut was a DAMN LIE! Even worse, he doesn't tell Brooke that the girl is perving on him. What work/producer relationship is that? Thats how you get sued for sexual harrassment!

Damn, all these characters are stupid.

Even worse, I don't give a fuck about Mouth and Millie.... seriously, she gets her own storyline while brooke is attached to those losers. We all know Millie would never be a model and the fact that Ugly ass Mouth is still using his big lips to suck the soul out of any OTH viewer is starting to creep me out. Seriously, I wish he would get off Mark Schwahn's dick so i wouldn't have to see hi again.

But the worse is Mia and Chase... All brooke is going is propping that ugly ass Stick with her balloon Tits and that boring ass ab-less fucker, Chasity belt Chase. Seriously, when brooke starts basically becoming the prop to that Chia pet Genital Fungus- and yes they are like STD crabs who keep hanging on the OTH's gonads- thats when its time to quit!

The Naley was actually good though.

I love that Naley actually talked about the possiblity thta Nathan did cheat and that Nathan proved (sort of) that Renee is lying. And the Dan/Rachel/Renee... i don't like that they are making Rachel the villian... she has always been badass but never heartless.... Mark Schwahn needs to think outside the little box of dumb he lives in. Stop jerking off the Pictures of the blonde beaver wig wearing, pop-eyed bitch that shall not be named!

But I can't even get into them without Quinn hanging around moping like a big nosed nagging Bitch rag! Shut the Fuck up Pinocchio and Go Whine your ugly ass else where. Damn! That bitch must come with a turn off button. Hell, she made me hate nathan for even inviting her to stay! Didn't that bitch say she wouldn't stay at Naley's because it was too much drama! That bitch needs to die!

Clay is the new lucas, seeing dead people I'm guessing. Is this ghost lady his wife, because i feel a ghost Kieth/Sarah/suck asshole writing from the pencil dick of the schwahn! UGH, I hate it. So someone let me know! Grazie!

Much love Homies,

-Toddian

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Toddian,

I agree with you about everything you posted in your review for this week’s episode. For starters, you already know how much I LOVE and ADORE Brooke. She has always been my favorite character and always will be. She is the only reason I have stuck around for as long as I have with this show, even when all I wanted to do was throw my tv out the window and go run over Mark a couple million times with my car.

I HATE that so far all we’ve seen from Brooke is her serving as a prop to Alex, Julian, Millie, and now Chase. It’s like Mark has it out for Brooke fans and that’s been the fuckin case ever since season 1. I would’ve thought that now with Pucas gone, we would’ve started getting much bigger and juicer Brooke storylines...yet all we’ve really seen her do is serve as a fuckin prop to half of the idiots in Tree Hill.

I fuckin HATE Alex so damn much. Her character is trying to be ditzy or whatever, but she just ends up pushing it too far to the point where you just wanna slap the bitch. And this new obsession she has with Julian is beyond fuckin annoying.

If Julian still wants high school Brooke, then Brooke has to dump the loser fast. Yes, Brooke wasn’t all that mature in the beginning of high school. But what most people forget is that she changed big time around halfway through high school(around the time she met Lucas and from junior year and forward, she just got more and more mature and she grew out of her crazy Brooke days.) Brooke has grown more than any of the other characters on the show and while she may not say crazy outrageous things like she once used to, she’s more wise now, but there are still plenty of old Brooke traits in her regarding her funny side. Tonight’s episode was full of funny Brooke comments. But Brooke can’t be like that all the time because then she’ll start looking like Alex(since Mark can’t seem to find a good balance between being smart and funny) and the last thing I want is for Brooke to be as stupid as Alex because that girl is entirely TOO stupid.

The fact that even Millie has a storyline while Brooke doesn’t just pisses me off even more. Quinn is another one who just pisses me off to no end. Her acting is SO flat and dry that I can’t help but want to change the channel every time she starts talking. And her crying is as fake as it can get. She’s an annoying ass bitch.

However, I thought Nathan was excellent in this episode and the Naley scenes were pretty good.


--Jennifer

Anonymous said...

Wow

It just seems to get worse and more boring as time goes on.

I liked the naley bit.


Whats up with Clay and this women. Who is she to him.

rachel/dan/renne bit.

I dont witch I hate out of the 3 of them more. Just when I thought dan might of tiring to be a bit nice. He is after his own son.