Monday, September 28, 2009

YAWN.... Fuckers? I wanna See Brooke!

I could go on and on raving about how WONDERful this show was!

But Damn it I'd be a mother-fucking Liar!

Where is the interaction of the core group? Where is the focus on the core characters? Where? Where? Where? All I get is A Stupid Fucking Photoshoot on top of Tric, Julians windshield wiper big ass Forehead blocking the screen, ALEX the Annoying dumbasss bitchy Shit faced SLUT! Ugh....

Not only do we not get to see Haley's reaction to the Groupie HO' but not I have to watch Nathan worry and whine! GREAT! *Insert eyeroll*

Holy shit am I bored out of my mind... its like everything I don't want to see Happens...

I don't know if Mark Schwahn is just tossing his own Salad (Homo-erotic son a bitch- Cause we all know that asshole has to be lusting after Mouth and Skillz cause they never have any clothes on!) - Or maybe he is tossing shit-turds on the script because nothing but lame ass Bullshit is Flying at Off my TV screen.

First of all- Why the hell Die Dan not tackle that son of a bitch screaming at him that he was a murder! I mean, the man wrote a book, how can peopple not already be aware of this shit! And Why did they make a Rachel a Stripper and a prostitute when she first MET DAN! These writers are just useless assholes!

Speaking of Useless... this Mouth and Skillz Bullshit has got to stop! UHHHHHHHH! I want to kill myself by stabbing myself in the eyes watching Monkey Boy and Cue Ball flirt with Animals a Such- GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN! And Take Milli that Fucking Brooke Wannabe and with you! Why is she doing Brooke's job and why is Brooke always depressed.

Haley has a Reason but Brooke... Damn those writers and their obsession with EMO-I-tis! And let just say that at least Haley has a right to be upset. As far as she knows Nathan doesn't know where to stick his dick and where not to! And since Quinn has no respect for marriage and is already flirting with CLAY... only a matter of time before Pinnochio- Yes Jennifer, I notice that big ass nose Quinn has: Hahaha!- gets her claws into Nate...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..... And Is Julian just a clueless motherfucker not to see that that Dumbass Model wants his body... but boy will she be surprised when she finds out that Julians Nutsack is in Brooke's purse! seriously, I know he gave up the movie to be with brooke but does he have no friends! Ugh, Maybe that smushed face, Booty on head, Freakish large elf ears and pansy voice scared them away...

Needless to say... I have nothing to say about Brooke because she hasn't been doing anything! UGH. I watch for Brooke! So Chop, Chop SCHWAHN! Chop! CHOP!

Did you guys enjoy it?

Let me know,
-Toddian

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know exactly what you mean Toddian. The ONLY fuckin reason I watch this show to begin with is because of Brooke/Sophia. Hell, the only reason I continued to watch this show even when it sucked MAJOR ass from seasons 4-6, was because of Brooke/Sophia. Had she walked out on the show, I would’ve stopped watching this show a LONGGGGGG ass time ago.

So the least they can do is give the major characters some GOOD storylines and have Brooke in more scenes and better plots. However, I saw more of the fuckin newbies today and that just fuckin pissed me off.

Do I give two shits about Alex??? HELL NO. The little bitch is not only a major slut, but the insane crap that comes out of her mouth just makes me wanna slap her face right off. The bitch was in practically every scene. What the fuck was Mark thinking……oh that’s right……he WASN’T thinking. Big shocker there. Who’s one of the main characters??? BROOKE. So why the fuck was Alex in more scenes than Brooke??

All of these new characters are seriously annoying the fuckin crap out of me right now. And I find Pinnochio [great name btw ;) ] irritating as hell too. Watch her end up overshadowing Haley and Brooke.

And then they go and make Rachel a stripper/prostitute. I mean really??? Did they not have any better ideas or are there brains just mushed up crap now??

And I’m starting to wonder how long this crazy ass war is gonna go on between Skillz and Mouth.

I already fuckin know that Marks’ gonna have Alex try and come in between Brooke and Julian because God forbid he lets ANY couple on OTH be happy. This is the very last thing I fuckin wanna see but watch him milk this for as long as he can.

You know what pisses me off?? Its that OTH has some pretty talented actors yet Mark storylines have gotten worse and worse since season 3 ended and he doesn’t really give any of them a real chance to showcase their talents. Because just like you….I can’t say that much about Brooke in this episode since Alex had more fuckin scenes than her. But whatever scenes she did have, I enjoyed, especially the way she didn’t really let Alex get away with most of her crap…..the part where she made Alex spit out those pills was funny. Hopefully Brooke will have more scenes in next weeks episode.

So Mark better get his fuckin act together and FAST.

Although I can't complain too much seeing as how its a HUGE fuckin relief now that I don't have to see PukASS on my tv screen anymore.

--Jennifer

Anonymous said...

I cant believe skills and mouth are still doing the naked walking around thing .But now they are upping the stakes. Mouth put a lizard in skills shower. Skills is bringing in Jamie. shower. I kinds like the tricks they were playing on each other though. But glad they talked and things are OK. Of course skills had to get him back form the last time with a snake in his bed.


Alex is such a bitch and a little bratty snoot. Tiring to go after Julian even when she knows that hes with Brooke. Then she cant have him so she goes after clay.

Shes a pill popper. She cant drink so she is pooping pills.

Rachel is bad. Dan was so messed up at the time that he didn't know he was being played. She is just using him for money and fame right now. That show they have is making her money.

I loved when Haley went off on clay. She was right in one way he is supposed to have Nate's best interest in mind. So he should of looked out for him at the party. But then again Nate's a big boy too. I am glad he didn't pay off that bitch though.