First of all, The Whore didn’t even go to the grave! Instead she wakes up saying her own last name! Seriously, this bitch HAS SINGLE handedly spread Misery and Whining in the form of EMO AIDS! Like, what does it take for her to die? A crucifix, silver bullet and fucking virgin sacrifice…
Of maybe a virgin giving it up to Mouth, the nuisance of ugliness combined with Lucas cheeses! Holy Fuck! Am I the only person willing to slit my fucking throat to never have to breathe the same oxygen as that loser! Seriously, Pointless Mouth, Chia the fungi growing Pet parasites and pretty Millie can all rot in hell.
I don’t care about Chase and his second chin or Mia and her lack of control over obvious anorexia! No, I wish they would fall in a shallow hole with Pucas and Die! Because, I could have been doing so many things while Chicken neck Pop-eyes McGee lay in Vampire Hibernation (You know, since she is a soulless, vapid waste of sperm and egg!)
The only good thing was that neither Nathan nor Haley gave two shits! Ha-ha-ha, hell, they would have rather folded clothes and attended a Bobcats game in Charleston than see Captain Unemployed and his Family of insect-like creatures whine through more scenes.
Nathan’s comeback has been so boring! I know, finally Nathan is in the NBA as a Bobcat, but last I checked they haven’t rep’d the NBA as good franchise team since…um*cough*cough* NEVER! Ha-ha-ha! Go figure, we will never hear about his ass- and he went to the NBA first string, are you kidding me?
And also Dude is having an affair with multiple balls, and I’m not sure if I mean basketballs! Nino, Q, can this guys just adore his hot wife! Naley are THE core couple! No matter what MARK the DORK believes, Naley has the BIGGEST fanbase along side Brooke and Neither us Naliens nor Brooke fans get any love!
The fact that they don’t interact with my beautiful Brooklyn and the PucASS incest twins is sort of ridiculous! Um, I mean does Hales even have a storyline, or is she just a piece of ass to stare at! Seriously, b. Joy Is one of the most talented actresses this crap-ass show has and she folds the staff laundry!
What next, will she be moping the floors… although, if she were moping up Seyton’s tainted, backstabber blood of poisonous death, I would overlook the fact that B. Joy (a gorgeous, multitalented, smart, successful woman) is being neglected and treated like shit!
But what do I expect when her skills would blow his masturbation obsession image, aka skeletal sack of skin Peyton, out of the fucking waters! All mop stick whore can do is whine and cry… Please, do not let the CW talk you into coming back chick who plays Peyton, I begth you!
Seriously, poor Moira aka Karen, Lucas Mom, looked so sad trying to act beside Zombie boy. I could see the imaginary AK 47 she kept pointing to her temple every time Luke-ASS dry heaved another line from his cue card! I wonder what he would do if they said, “Hey CMM act like you’re a mentally challenged, Prick!”
I bet he wouldn’t even have to rehearse his line, just pull from his catatonic state of non-personality, monotone sleep walking soul and just babble! The lifeless ass-wipe, can’t wait to watch his newest lifetime movies… or even worse, Hallmark Holiday Specials (CRINGE!)
The only good parts were Dan and Whitey together! First time I ever shed a tear because it made me want to forgive my father! I don’t know what magical weed Mark smoked to make his season 1-3 mojo return for those scenes, but he need to take some of those hits daily...Morning, noon, and night!
I must say I am stoked that Whitey interacted with Nathan and not that ass, Lucas! Last thing we need is our Anti-hero, fuck-head shitting up more scenes with squints and half pants of words through the script! I think I know why Dan ran to the country where Whitey conveniently stays where LucASS can’t find him!
I believe the man just said, “NO MARK, I refuse to have scenes with that prick… PeytWHORE already sucked away some of my talent by watching her do that wide blank, googly-eyed stare!”
Hell, he had to stay away from two of the worst actors ever. Even Brooke and Julian avoid those genital warts transporters like the plague! Nobody makes physical contact with those two because they fear the inability to say a line in the script without looking like Ray Charles crossing the street will rub off on them!
So That’s why I’m not even pissed that BL didn’t interact! BJu was enough for me with their flirting and Julian waiting outside the hospital with Brooke! The way he stares at her like she is the only woman in the world is so perfect! If only he never caught Emo HerPEYTONS from the bottle orange haired whining freak, I might like him but now I hate him!
But Victoria's inquiry actually made him interesting! It’s like he somehow got through to her old Lucas season 1-3 style! So when Victoria gave Brooke contract in Clothes Over Bros to and said Brooke could have the company 100 percent, I tears up a bit! And Brooke called her Mom, as much as I HATE Sam, she should come back so it can be Mom, Grandma, and Daughter- three Davis Girls, like the Gilmore Girls! Ha-ha-ha!
But the ending with Julian and the CHRISTMAS lights shenanigans was corny and heinous, not worthy of my Brooklyn, but more Pucas! Especially Julian’s… If this were a movie you would kiss me…and Brooke’s…no I would say I love you then kiss you! Ugh, bore me to tears!
I JUST realized this show just blows! Brooke is too Hot for Julian and his insecurities and forced ultimatums of love or be left...So Forehead Douche can kick rocks! I want Naley & the Davis Girls next season!
I will never have Brucas and would never have had them if Pucas stayed, so good riddance CMM & Chick who I don’t know name! See ya at the unemployment and future has-been and where are they now station!
Post script: Guess who got their minor degree in occupational therapy! ME! Ha-ha, haters kiss ass you sick fucker! LOL!
So I leave you with this!
OTH’s OFFICIAL DROP of DEAD WEIGHT Rap!
Boom! Chicka, chicka…
Yo, what, yo, what, HOLLA
That Emo Bitch My Not be Dead
A Chainsaw should have took off that head
But I’ll settle for watching Our popeyed Redhead Leave
And take Squinty boy and the Spawn, I begged on my knees
See we all knew Mark SchWahn was too much of an obsessive Dick
To Kill of that Hideous, Poser Wannabe Rocker Chick
But thank GOD for Celebrity Greed
Or Psycho Lucas Stalker would stay once again to whine, beg and plea!
Take that Crab infested ho and her Man-slut too
Shove them out a window, with the spawn to boot
First they rip off poison of their weeding vows
Now the Comet drives away Classic Grease style, oh wow
If only they would drag the bodies of Waste of space Chase,
Mia And that Monkey face Mouth, who can only be viewed with eyes filled with mace
I hope I wish that Dan would have shot that bitch
But it’s too much 2 ask from a sexually homo erotic Head writer Prick
Ha-ha! So long EMO Bitch & Squinty the Faith of all Douche-bags, your reign of terror ends NOW! MUHHHHHHAAAA!
Too Much? LOL, well I’m Excited, being the devoted Catholic that I am, I could not bear to witness Satan incarnated onto flesh: Seyton ELIARbeth SaWHORE Scott, destroying the feeble minds of those psycho lunatic Pukers! That’s right, those schizophrenic nut jobs think PEYTWHORE is not only a real character, but that she is HOT!
Yeah, I hot pile of cow shit with rotten maggots hunching all over ticks and fleas!
Much love Homies,
-Toddian
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
WTHMFS…. Manuel for Turning a Trashy Bitch in Heat into a Married House Tramp…
Sorry about the wait, but this had to be perfected! Ha-ha! LOL!
Episode #: Eternally Heading To Cancellation Part 24
Episode Rating: 2 Mucus Filled Pukes, 1 Crap of Maggot Filled Bull Shit, a possibly transgender Bride & a Groom with the brain equivalent to the size of a Peanut hull!
Invitation/Ingredients: You Are Cordially invited to the EPICly Incestuous Wedding of a Man-Whore & Luke-ASS! Extra side helping of puke in the form of: Useless Has-been, washed-up singer, annoying little ankle biter, Oxygen wasting Laguna Beach Loser, and Monkey faced Boy Meets World Reject!
Intent/ Purpose: Other than ridiculousness…?
Widespread epidemic of PeytWhore Phobia… Including:
1. Fear of puss-like watery eyes.
2. constant whine, whine, using mouth to kiss up, in on Lucas Scotts Ass, Ass hairs, Dick, of colon.
3. Becoming the picture in the dictionary next to desperate Slut-bag whorish prostitute.
4. Random flashbacks made of corn chewed by a hog with swine flu-which just so happens to have never happened- and…
5. Also fear of Sharp objects being stabbed into your back!
Post Script: Like the movie, The Ring, The Wedding from Hell was created to suck every form of energy, self-esteem, and Life out of anyone with a pulse. Also to feed ugly, big nosed, urine shampooed haired Head writer’s slightly homo-erotic obsession with blonde bean poles wearing peroxide wigs from his pubic region!
Summary: WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! Whoever said you can’t turn a Backstabbing, Stank-ass, Praying Mantis Slut into a Human House wife never met PeytWho- OH, WAIT!
Actually, they were right, but you can turn that gogglely eyed Ho’ into a crybaby, annoying, Selfish EMO-bitch with enough salty liquid tears in her eyes to Flood the entire Western Hemisphere!?
Finally the Vapid Wonder-Whore & Squinty McDumbAsABoxofRocks combined into the biggest Running Joke of EPIC Proportions in television History! Yes, Oh Yes Mark the Perverted, Masturbatory through Anoxic Silver Bikini, Nitwit of Television Suckery has once again to service us (Sane Humans aka BLers) with a Seven ‘UP Yours’ using the scum of his shoe…aka PUCAS!
Seriously, this episode was the Attracting Act of a side Show, Weirdo Circus full of psycho monkeys on a rampage! For instance… A wedding is supposed to be a blessed event between a man and woman in HOLY matrimony… This shit, Ha-ha-ha! I’m so stoked I’m a BLer and not a Puker!
For real: Haley becomes an ordained minister after one second, hell! So let me get this straight, they have time to set up shop outside the river with lights, arcs, and other cheesy McEmo-toe-sis Bull Shit Gagery, but these cheap mother fuckers can’t hire a priest! So damn sad!
Still waiting for a Klan Member to be Skillz’ Uncle! That’s how dumb and ridiculous that was! I mean, who gives a flying fuck that everyone talked through the entire *cough*funeral *cough* I meant Wedding. Or that no one took this farce of a ceremony seriously. Hell, Skillz cussed the shit out of Jaime and was practically banging that annoying SluTEACHER! LOL!
Jaime, was on a dog leash, funny but a little inhumane. But the Genius, Oh genius, my genius was so annoying- but anything was better than the PeytWhore and Wolf-man Show! Ha-ha, though I must admit, they were down played and we got to see more Naley (HOTT DIRTY SEX, HELLS YEAH!) but that was so stupid!
I really don’t want to think of my minister as banging a basketball bum still stuck in high school dream world where you help the underprivileged black kid! Listen Nate, its not 1943 and African Americans are capable, smart, gorgeous people who don’t need fools like you to pimp them to the NBA!
That’s why his pale, sickly lookin’ ass was overlooked! Damn, if he and Mark that fucking Douche bag, would see people as more than a race, he would have actually been illegible to be scouted! Damn Fool!
Haley James was gorgeous as usual… that’s ex scene- um, not as hot as I wanted, but the Toddy got a little bit of thigh, right? Ha-ha…Cue Swoon music because I just died and went to heaven! Ha-ha-ha… of course my sexy Haley had nothing on my beautiful Brooklyn!
Damn, that Sexy Siren had me melting in the strapless, shot blackish green number! Baby was smokin’ I almost caught on fire! Even if Nick LaCHUCK in my Lunch was kissing her! Ugh, I know Julian brought that Movie Brooke to make Brooke jealous, but for real even LucASS was appalled! And for the king of Douche Baggery to be appalled, we know Julian has lost his damn mind!
So when Nick got his mack on with B, I wasn’t hatin… well, I was, but only because I want to be him at that point! I am actually rooting for Julian… the BJu after wedding dance reminded me of the Brucas Dance, which was way better, but after all the cracks on senor LaGay, I was stoked to welcome Julian back!
I wish they would have showed the Nick/Julian fight instead of flashing forward, but Mark the dork needs to put Peyton in everyone’s business! As if she needs to tell Julian to fight for Brooke, and her comment to Lucas about getting julian if Lucas doesn’t dance with her- UGH, SKANK ASS SLUTTY BITCH!
Hello, first of all that’s Brooke’s man and secondly Julian wouldn’t turn down Steak for the microwavable meatloaf that is the PeytWHORE!
That guy is the new Lucas from season 1-3… Move over, Fucking Jerk-off Lucas season 4-6, Julian Lucas ssn1-3 Baker has taken over! UH, Oh! He just looks better than that homeless, Scruffy, wildebeest known as Lucas!
Ha-ha, seriously, who doesn’t bath or shave for their wedding! That guy looked like he had been picking food out of a garbage can! Anyway, I would have rather been tied to a chair and forced to listen to the Nick Lachey & that light pole Mia pretending to sing while really sounding like that are shitting out pinecones, than watch that stale as wood actress who plays Peyton and the Corpse Actor Chad Michael ‘Hello Lifetime Movies with Ann Curry’ Murray whine through another scene.
Seriously, between the bile and Pucas pimping and Haley reading Lucas’ letter box at the wedding… I think I just regurgitated one of my Lungs because I can’t stand to think that Pop-eyed HOOT Owl, Gigantic Orange haired Umpa-Lumpa is still breathing my oxygen!
I, for one, know that Peyton is not going to die and them making all the promos about her is doing nothing but destroying the rest of the episodes. I hope nobody watched this crap because it sucks big time!
And if that slut-bag lives It Not only proves that Mark Schawhn is juggling his nut-sack while writing, but dude is skeeting Psycho, Hack Writer nut-juice all over the screenplay.
So let’s see what happens next week!
Much love Homies,
-Toddian
Episode #: Eternally Heading To Cancellation Part 24
Episode Rating: 2 Mucus Filled Pukes, 1 Crap of Maggot Filled Bull Shit, a possibly transgender Bride & a Groom with the brain equivalent to the size of a Peanut hull!
Invitation/Ingredients: You Are Cordially invited to the EPICly Incestuous Wedding of a Man-Whore & Luke-ASS! Extra side helping of puke in the form of: Useless Has-been, washed-up singer, annoying little ankle biter, Oxygen wasting Laguna Beach Loser, and Monkey faced Boy Meets World Reject!
Intent/ Purpose: Other than ridiculousness…?
Widespread epidemic of PeytWhore Phobia… Including:
1. Fear of puss-like watery eyes.
2. constant whine, whine, using mouth to kiss up, in on Lucas Scotts Ass, Ass hairs, Dick, of colon.
3. Becoming the picture in the dictionary next to desperate Slut-bag whorish prostitute.
4. Random flashbacks made of corn chewed by a hog with swine flu-which just so happens to have never happened- and…
5. Also fear of Sharp objects being stabbed into your back!
Post Script: Like the movie, The Ring, The Wedding from Hell was created to suck every form of energy, self-esteem, and Life out of anyone with a pulse. Also to feed ugly, big nosed, urine shampooed haired Head writer’s slightly homo-erotic obsession with blonde bean poles wearing peroxide wigs from his pubic region!
Summary: WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! Whoever said you can’t turn a Backstabbing, Stank-ass, Praying Mantis Slut into a Human House wife never met PeytWho- OH, WAIT!
Actually, they were right, but you can turn that gogglely eyed Ho’ into a crybaby, annoying, Selfish EMO-bitch with enough salty liquid tears in her eyes to Flood the entire Western Hemisphere!?
Finally the Vapid Wonder-Whore & Squinty McDumbAsABoxofRocks combined into the biggest Running Joke of EPIC Proportions in television History! Yes, Oh Yes Mark the Perverted, Masturbatory through Anoxic Silver Bikini, Nitwit of Television Suckery has once again to service us (Sane Humans aka BLers) with a Seven ‘UP Yours’ using the scum of his shoe…aka PUCAS!
Seriously, this episode was the Attracting Act of a side Show, Weirdo Circus full of psycho monkeys on a rampage! For instance… A wedding is supposed to be a blessed event between a man and woman in HOLY matrimony… This shit, Ha-ha-ha! I’m so stoked I’m a BLer and not a Puker!
For real: Haley becomes an ordained minister after one second, hell! So let me get this straight, they have time to set up shop outside the river with lights, arcs, and other cheesy McEmo-toe-sis Bull Shit Gagery, but these cheap mother fuckers can’t hire a priest! So damn sad!
Still waiting for a Klan Member to be Skillz’ Uncle! That’s how dumb and ridiculous that was! I mean, who gives a flying fuck that everyone talked through the entire *cough*funeral *cough* I meant Wedding. Or that no one took this farce of a ceremony seriously. Hell, Skillz cussed the shit out of Jaime and was practically banging that annoying SluTEACHER! LOL!
Jaime, was on a dog leash, funny but a little inhumane. But the Genius, Oh genius, my genius was so annoying- but anything was better than the PeytWhore and Wolf-man Show! Ha-ha, though I must admit, they were down played and we got to see more Naley (HOTT DIRTY SEX, HELLS YEAH!) but that was so stupid!
I really don’t want to think of my minister as banging a basketball bum still stuck in high school dream world where you help the underprivileged black kid! Listen Nate, its not 1943 and African Americans are capable, smart, gorgeous people who don’t need fools like you to pimp them to the NBA!
That’s why his pale, sickly lookin’ ass was overlooked! Damn, if he and Mark that fucking Douche bag, would see people as more than a race, he would have actually been illegible to be scouted! Damn Fool!
Haley James was gorgeous as usual… that’s ex scene- um, not as hot as I wanted, but the Toddy got a little bit of thigh, right? Ha-ha…Cue Swoon music because I just died and went to heaven! Ha-ha-ha… of course my sexy Haley had nothing on my beautiful Brooklyn!
Damn, that Sexy Siren had me melting in the strapless, shot blackish green number! Baby was smokin’ I almost caught on fire! Even if Nick LaCHUCK in my Lunch was kissing her! Ugh, I know Julian brought that Movie Brooke to make Brooke jealous, but for real even LucASS was appalled! And for the king of Douche Baggery to be appalled, we know Julian has lost his damn mind!
So when Nick got his mack on with B, I wasn’t hatin… well, I was, but only because I want to be him at that point! I am actually rooting for Julian… the BJu after wedding dance reminded me of the Brucas Dance, which was way better, but after all the cracks on senor LaGay, I was stoked to welcome Julian back!
I wish they would have showed the Nick/Julian fight instead of flashing forward, but Mark the dork needs to put Peyton in everyone’s business! As if she needs to tell Julian to fight for Brooke, and her comment to Lucas about getting julian if Lucas doesn’t dance with her- UGH, SKANK ASS SLUTTY BITCH!
Hello, first of all that’s Brooke’s man and secondly Julian wouldn’t turn down Steak for the microwavable meatloaf that is the PeytWHORE!
That guy is the new Lucas from season 1-3… Move over, Fucking Jerk-off Lucas season 4-6, Julian Lucas ssn1-3 Baker has taken over! UH, Oh! He just looks better than that homeless, Scruffy, wildebeest known as Lucas!
Ha-ha, seriously, who doesn’t bath or shave for their wedding! That guy looked like he had been picking food out of a garbage can! Anyway, I would have rather been tied to a chair and forced to listen to the Nick Lachey & that light pole Mia pretending to sing while really sounding like that are shitting out pinecones, than watch that stale as wood actress who plays Peyton and the Corpse Actor Chad Michael ‘Hello Lifetime Movies with Ann Curry’ Murray whine through another scene.
Seriously, between the bile and Pucas pimping and Haley reading Lucas’ letter box at the wedding… I think I just regurgitated one of my Lungs because I can’t stand to think that Pop-eyed HOOT Owl, Gigantic Orange haired Umpa-Lumpa is still breathing my oxygen!
I, for one, know that Peyton is not going to die and them making all the promos about her is doing nothing but destroying the rest of the episodes. I hope nobody watched this crap because it sucks big time!
And if that slut-bag lives It Not only proves that Mark Schawhn is juggling his nut-sack while writing, but dude is skeeting Psycho, Hack Writer nut-juice all over the screenplay.
So let’s see what happens next week!
Much love Homies,
-Toddian
Monday, May 4, 2009
Dead Mark, You Suck!
Dear Mark, You Fucking Lunatic,
Not only does your Show Blow ASS chunks, but it’s a Dawson’s Creek rip off with SUCKASS Actors… Um, Peyton CryMeARiver aka D’Nile, which I guess Luke-ASS is stuck in, IS not, I repeat: IS NOT JENN Lindley on Dawson’s CREEK! It’s one thing to rewrite stuff from two weeks ago, but to attempt to RIP off another show in the same way… Video to baby…
Gees, I bet that stupid fucking dick was crapping on his toilet and totally getting off on Peyton’s picture when BONG… Insert idea to dickhead! Why don’t I try to garner more sympathy for Peyton!?
Um, How about You don’t, otherwise up your suicide INSURANCE, because if I see one more Long faces, bag under eyes, EMO SLUT BAG Fucking cringe like a Fucking Monkey being beat with an Ugly stick- OH,. I’m going to jump out of a fucking building!
Wah, Wah… Cry, Cry! And That Squinty Eyed Bastard, Lucas Looks like was taking dump While Trying to force out strain tears! Fuck It! Either dude has Severe Hemorrhoids or Needs to stop taking acting lessons from a Cracker Jack Box!
For real, Now Corpse Boy & Jaime are hanging out and talking about Peyton’s Misery Box*cough* Memories Box! Am I the only person who thinks it’s a shame that Jaime has to pimp Pucas out… sorry Mark Pubic RaSHwahn, but it only makes them seem more boring! Like Who the Fuck cares what Jamie thinks… He’s a five year old Prick who yammers on and on about Bullshit!
AND NO JAMIE, LUCAS IS NOT UNCLE KEITH, MORE LIKE UNCLE BUM/ Unemployed and patiently waiting for that Venereal Disease that is The Orange Haired Whore to DIE!!! And His whole life is in that BOX… So Season 1-3 never happened, and that ASS Face wasn’t alive!
Actually, he wasn’t alive because THIS DOUCHE BAG, HAMBURGER INHALING, FAT FACED LUCAS is not BL’s LUCAS! Just a Lame ass PUSSY!
But Never Mind Corpse Boy, How about Brooke did a complete 180 from wanting Sam to meet her mother to turning into full on Stalker MOM! Well, I have nothing to say about this BULLSHIT! My SEXY BROOKLYN can never find happiness! No sir, because Nobody can be happy if SEYTON, the EMO DEMON OF DESPAIR & MISERY isn’t happy!
Always cry this and cry that… HOLY SHIT, Brooke’s too Gorgeous to cry, Leave that to Bear faced Peyton who growls out whines every fucking Day!
Any who, BROOKE & Victoria’s confrontation about Sam was heart breaking! You can tell Brooke Loves Sam and Victoria, just as it is Obvious that Victoria Love Brooke and Sam! That’s the family drama people want to see! It’s not all tears and shit, It’s Drama too the Purest form! Brooke has so much conviction and Victoria is self-righteous but still loves Brooke!
Then Sam Leaves… I felt bad for Brooke, but I hate Sam! No Teen would decide to go back ONE DAY! That’s stupid and it had no build up! Just run off and BAM, “I wanna go live with My Other Mom!”
Shut the fuck up and DIE!
OBVIOUSLY, Mark Schwahn… the man Who Couldn’t write His way out of ROOM if There were no walls, has nothing to do with this Storyline! Otherwise, Sam’s Mom would really be Psycho Derek’s Mom & Sam would be Psycho Derek with Plastic Surgery! Yes, we all know that would happen!
Damn, the only person I look forward to seeing is Brooke/Victoria/ Sam- SOME TIMES THE NALEY’s! BUT DAMN IT, this BULLSHIT… In Caveman voice: ME NOT WANT SEASON SEVEN… Me WANT PEYTWHORE DEAD!!!!! GRRRRRR! Damn it Mark, I give you too much credit! Because you BROUGH BACK CURIOUS FUCKING GEORGE!
Yeah, MOUTH is back as commentator for Nathan’s horrible B-Ball story that Never, Ever Ends! I’m like Damn, Just Have sex with the BALL already and get it over with! Nathan is trying to help everyone else and is clearly fucking himself up… And people through Nice Brooke was Boring, Saint Nathan makes me want to Inhale Carbon monoxide and DIE!
WE GOT NO NALEY! I DON’T REMEMBER HALEY!
Skillz can die for all I care!
Next week is the dreaded WEDDING of WHORE & Lame DUMBASS, But at least a BRUCAS SCENE… sort of! Of course, Julian is coming back! I love the 98 Degrees hasbeen COMMENT! Maybe I like Whiney Julian after all!
HOT NALEY SEX… Maybe I’ll watch!
So, to conclude this Letter…
Dead MARK, YOU SUCK!
Not only does your Show Blow ASS chunks, but it’s a Dawson’s Creek rip off with SUCKASS Actors… Um, Peyton CryMeARiver aka D’Nile, which I guess Luke-ASS is stuck in, IS not, I repeat: IS NOT JENN Lindley on Dawson’s CREEK! It’s one thing to rewrite stuff from two weeks ago, but to attempt to RIP off another show in the same way… Video to baby…
Gees, I bet that stupid fucking dick was crapping on his toilet and totally getting off on Peyton’s picture when BONG… Insert idea to dickhead! Why don’t I try to garner more sympathy for Peyton!?
Um, How about You don’t, otherwise up your suicide INSURANCE, because if I see one more Long faces, bag under eyes, EMO SLUT BAG Fucking cringe like a Fucking Monkey being beat with an Ugly stick- OH,. I’m going to jump out of a fucking building!
Wah, Wah… Cry, Cry! And That Squinty Eyed Bastard, Lucas Looks like was taking dump While Trying to force out strain tears! Fuck It! Either dude has Severe Hemorrhoids or Needs to stop taking acting lessons from a Cracker Jack Box!
For real, Now Corpse Boy & Jaime are hanging out and talking about Peyton’s Misery Box*cough* Memories Box! Am I the only person who thinks it’s a shame that Jaime has to pimp Pucas out… sorry Mark Pubic RaSHwahn, but it only makes them seem more boring! Like Who the Fuck cares what Jamie thinks… He’s a five year old Prick who yammers on and on about Bullshit!
AND NO JAMIE, LUCAS IS NOT UNCLE KEITH, MORE LIKE UNCLE BUM/ Unemployed and patiently waiting for that Venereal Disease that is The Orange Haired Whore to DIE!!! And His whole life is in that BOX… So Season 1-3 never happened, and that ASS Face wasn’t alive!
Actually, he wasn’t alive because THIS DOUCHE BAG, HAMBURGER INHALING, FAT FACED LUCAS is not BL’s LUCAS! Just a Lame ass PUSSY!
But Never Mind Corpse Boy, How about Brooke did a complete 180 from wanting Sam to meet her mother to turning into full on Stalker MOM! Well, I have nothing to say about this BULLSHIT! My SEXY BROOKLYN can never find happiness! No sir, because Nobody can be happy if SEYTON, the EMO DEMON OF DESPAIR & MISERY isn’t happy!
Always cry this and cry that… HOLY SHIT, Brooke’s too Gorgeous to cry, Leave that to Bear faced Peyton who growls out whines every fucking Day!
Any who, BROOKE & Victoria’s confrontation about Sam was heart breaking! You can tell Brooke Loves Sam and Victoria, just as it is Obvious that Victoria Love Brooke and Sam! That’s the family drama people want to see! It’s not all tears and shit, It’s Drama too the Purest form! Brooke has so much conviction and Victoria is self-righteous but still loves Brooke!
Then Sam Leaves… I felt bad for Brooke, but I hate Sam! No Teen would decide to go back ONE DAY! That’s stupid and it had no build up! Just run off and BAM, “I wanna go live with My Other Mom!”
Shut the fuck up and DIE!
OBVIOUSLY, Mark Schwahn… the man Who Couldn’t write His way out of ROOM if There were no walls, has nothing to do with this Storyline! Otherwise, Sam’s Mom would really be Psycho Derek’s Mom & Sam would be Psycho Derek with Plastic Surgery! Yes, we all know that would happen!
Damn, the only person I look forward to seeing is Brooke/Victoria/ Sam- SOME TIMES THE NALEY’s! BUT DAMN IT, this BULLSHIT… In Caveman voice: ME NOT WANT SEASON SEVEN… Me WANT PEYTWHORE DEAD!!!!! GRRRRRR! Damn it Mark, I give you too much credit! Because you BROUGH BACK CURIOUS FUCKING GEORGE!
Yeah, MOUTH is back as commentator for Nathan’s horrible B-Ball story that Never, Ever Ends! I’m like Damn, Just Have sex with the BALL already and get it over with! Nathan is trying to help everyone else and is clearly fucking himself up… And people through Nice Brooke was Boring, Saint Nathan makes me want to Inhale Carbon monoxide and DIE!
WE GOT NO NALEY! I DON’T REMEMBER HALEY!
Skillz can die for all I care!
Next week is the dreaded WEDDING of WHORE & Lame DUMBASS, But at least a BRUCAS SCENE… sort of! Of course, Julian is coming back! I love the 98 Degrees hasbeen COMMENT! Maybe I like Whiney Julian after all!
HOT NALEY SEX… Maybe I’ll watch!
So, to conclude this Letter…
Dead MARK, YOU SUCK!
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