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Theme: Seyton & Anti-Christ Car Crash Survival Tips #: 1,900, 456, 876, 362...
Damn Mark and his Bullshit!
What, No theme Song- Oh Wait…
THE BITCH IS BACK! Hell, YEAH! A DIVA IS THE FEMALE Version of a hustler...of a hustler.. Of a, of a, Hustler!
Victoria Returns For Brooke, I love B. Davis when its concerning Fashion & Anything other that Whiney Julian! Sorry, but after seeing that cry baby try to force Brooke to leave, I wish he & Whine & Cheese Factor Owner PeytWhore would have stayed together!
I really don’t like Sam, Jack, her Existence! I love that Victoria tells it straight, too! Brooke runs a homeless shelter- LOL! Ha-ha-ha! I want B to have her company back, too!
Victoria may be a BITCH, but she touched my heart! But there was TOO much Nasty Breyton & not Enough BALEY! Hell, nobody wants to see that User Skanky blonde bitch and Nag!
Damn it, Sam, Jack, and Pia, Mia, Needs to Die, See Ya! She needs to go far, far away, bot in real life, but today!
The only thing Worst is Milli-dril & Mouth-yenol! That’s right, these two are the cure to Insomnia! Wrapped in a little bit go Pucas Cheesiness to make you want to gag!
Gag! Gag, I tell you! Think I PUKED a little bit when Millie walked out in That buff little Monkey’s Shirt! Ugh, I just stabbed myself in the eye!
Like, MILLIE is too HOT for that LOSER! She’s so pretty! :-)
But then, we wouldn’t get watch Lucas- Couldn’t shoot a ball if it he carried a pistol- and Skillz. The most boring Criminal since OJ…um, OJ is innocent!? Now, let me say something… I’m not racist, but Do black girls not exist in Tree Hill! For once, I’d love Skillz with a Hot Black Girlfriend!
Speaking of Politically Incorrect, Why does every black person on this show have to be the cocky basketball player who doesn’t want to listen!
Are you Fucking with me! For real!
Nathan is stuck looking like pale, ghost with some illness who is getting too old for the NBA! Haley? I don’t remember her, just Jaime and his useless teach! Maybe Haley should wear Jamie on her back to get some Screen time!
Finally we know why Jaime is so smart, because he’s gifted! At the Gifted School for Jamie, Nathan was hilarious, calling the kid’s MatHOLES! LOL! That’s my boy, but they should have had Haley say something too! Maybe like, Yeah those MathKISSERS! But alas, she does not speak!
But when I did see her: HOT DAMN, Haley looked SEXY in Green! That dress was like Fire! I want me some Haley James… LOL! This Woman is SEX on Legs, Like My Fair Brooklyn!
Something about Nate and Haley arguing about Jaime’s school just gets me going, even if it was funny! They are so Cute, and Nate and Haley drinking whine together in front of the fire, so romantic! My heart raced and I almost swooned (AGH, no hell I did! LOL, ha-ha, but It was sweet!)
Except for the small BL scene concerning Peyton! And Holy Shit, what was the point of the wreck if that soulless Bitch wasn’t going to die! Oh Yes, due to Mark Schwahn’s Fountain of Youth a.k.a Bottles of Piss in Sunkist, More Hot Air came from that fish breath, stank ass of his!
I mean, Whatever happened to looking both ways before you pull out into the street or did that Car come out of nowhere? Wait, Was The Crack Head Dog who ate Dan’s heart Driving…?
LOL, Oh that would have been classic, then we could say, “That’s a good bitch” and not actually mean Peyton this time, no? Ha-ha-ha!
So, I know we all were thinking: What would OTH be without It’s annual Car Crash where the *cough*FOOL*cough* I mean Victim in Question (Insert Eye Roll) miraculously survives!? But seriously, that Whore & Spawn didn’t even Die!? :-/
Pointless Shenanigans from that Prick & the OTH writers! Seriously, How many possible Deaths can one She-Demon face and Not one of those BLESSINGS Take out That Bitch!?
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Jimmy Edwards… AKA, BRUCAS Sniper, Tried to do us all a favor and Pop on of those lollipops in her eyes, but failed Miserably.
Psycho Derek… AKA BRUCAS Ride or Die Solider/Spy, Just couldn’t Kill that Bitch no matter how he tried! Unfortunately, Doubt Agent Brooke-bot, Season 4 addition, turned on us!
Spawn… AKA BRUCAS Atomic Bomb/Anti-Christ… just waiting to implode with: Kill the Bitch! Kill the Bitch! Tattooed to it’s head instead of 666!
Now…Cosmic Brucas BREAD TRUCK!
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What the Fuck, She’s Like a Fucking Herpes Flare that keeps popping up on Mark Schwahn’s ass and he won’t stop Shitting on the Script.
Damn STD Transporter! If I have to See that Stupid Trashy Douche bag of a woman wail with those fucking Hoot Owl pop-eyes one more time… For real, that chick’s eyes are like two ass cheeks jiggle!
Gag, Gag, gagiddy, gag, gag!
Like, where did she get acting lessons? Out of a Cracker Jack’s Box along with That Orange Hair Dye! Seriously, Does she spray tan her hair, or is Mark Schwahn Skeeting Sunkist, which no doubt has taken over his sperm and brain, into her shampoo as he jerks off in her house.
But That aside!
Sam was out of line and Mark Schwahn’s an IDIOT! Just because Jack is moving with new hip Foster parents doesn’t mean she has to be a shrew! Jack and she are perfect together, and I’m glad she called him her boyfriend, but she still annoyed me!
Brooke doesn’t have to run off at Julian’s beck and call just as Sam has no right to talk to Brooke that way! How is it Stupid to think about things instead of being a desperate slut I.e. PeytWHORE and losing all self-respect!
What sort of show teaches girls to do that when she can’t even tell him she loves him…and its Only been a month! UGH! I have a shovel, and if B wants to kill that witch, we can!
But again, thank the LORD for Victoria, setting that GOSH awful bitch ass brat straight! Telling her she hit the jackpot with Brooke was so true! Sam and Victoria are actually a cute family for Brooke… I LOVE IT!
Brooke Getting 51 percent of her company from Victoria- CONTROLING SHARES- if you don’t know about stoke markets and stuff like that! That made up for lack Of BL for me! I’m so bored with Lucas and his, I want to build a comet for Peyton since she got hit! Blah, like watching paint dry while pulling out your teeth!
Any who…
I LOVE BROOKLYN, Haley, Nathan, Jaime, & Victoria! If we would have had Dan,. This show would have rocked!
So, what’s your Opinion? Yeah, I want to Know!
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So, yeah, this episode was okay. I found myself walkin out of the room while Mouth and Millie were on, though. HA HA...And Lucas SUCKED...as usual. I mean, we couldn't even get a Brucas HUG?! WTF! And how is it Peyton didn't even get a black eye or something from that car crash?! Seriously, Mark Schwann is an ASS for even advertising that car wreck...Maybe it's a sign that the 'significance' of the comet is going to get SMASHED. Ha...yeah right. Next episode the Comet will be fixed I bet. And us BLer's will still be like, um, the comet? And? So? I mean, really? And seriously, who thought it was totally WRONG that Peyton said "You sacrifice yourself for all of us and that's why we love you." Or, something along those lines...I mean, REALLY!?! Does a BFF really say that? If mine said that to me, I'd be like, wait a minute...um, what? Just goes to show that Peyton really is just as Victoria says! HA! The fight between Naley was awesome. I mean, nothing serious, but finally we're getting some GOOD Naley..instead of that bullshit fairy tale BS...I just used bullshit in the same line...woops! And finally we learn what Peyton actually has wrong with her pregnancy. Placenta previa? I think they're getting this wrong...And the death rate for the mothers who have it is .03%...so, really? Um...I'm shaking my head. With that little of a chance, why would Lucas want to just abort the baby?! .03%?!??!! *groans* I knew I hated this show for a reason. Or, at least a very low death rate for this...I'm baffled right now. And placenta previa is painless. Mark Schwann really is an idiot. Did they say placenta previa or abruptio placentae? I can't remember...Anyway, I'm moving on now. Sam and Victoria?! HA! Poor Brooke. Why is it Schwanny hates her so much? I think he's jealous because she's so much hotter than his precious PEyton. I hear ya on the Skills thing.
Wow who would of thought bitchoria had a heart. Being nice to sam.
Ok what the hell peytons accident was a joke they made it seem like it was going to be sooo bad. She didnt even get a scratch on her. When luke and keith had theres it was on the same side and keith had some scratchs on him. Peyton had a bit more damage and she had nothing and was pregnant and still went home the same day. Thats unbelievable with her pregnancy complications she would of had to stay the night. To bad she didnt die or aleast be in a coma. But no mark is so in love with her that nothing can/will happen to his precious peywhore or baby. Something can happen to everyone else though. And now luke (i love him but not with petwhore) is going to rebuild the comet. How much more cheesenes from them can we take. And when he was talking to her stomach. She still doesnt even look one bit pregnant or act it. Big deal shes tired they show her laying down somewhere at times. It gets more sicken as the wedding gets closer.
I love the very short brucas scene we got. But WTF why couldnt they of hugged each other. They are friends its aloud. Unless peywhore doesnt allow luke to hug brooke. Maybe shes afraid they may have unresolved feelings for each or something. I would love for that to be the case. But its not going happen. Pucas are stuck together forever as sicken as it is ugh.
I know there will never be a brucas again but why cant they show them as friends.
And julian will be back and try to claim brooke again. (he signed on for s7 so they will be together) Sam had no right to still get mad at brooke for not wanting to leave tree hill. Its her home she has friends naley and jamie (maybe luke if petwhore would let it happen)They didnt even know each that long so brooke had ever right to say no.
I love the jamie naley scenes. Good for jamie by telling his parents he didnt want to go to the stuck up school.
Why couldnt there have been any baley or laley scenes. We havent had any of them in a long time.
I liked Lucas' short scene with brooke better than any screen time he had with p. His acting wasnt so sickeningly and sweet.
I mostly watch to see Brooke so I rarely look at the entire boring ass episode. The Skillz thing really kills me. Homeboy stay with a case of jungle fever. And now that I think about it ain't never no black person nowhere in Tree Hill so that's probably the reason.
I liked the Naley arguments cause all that shit was funny and you hit the nail right on the head Haley did look good at the school. Her and Brooke both been looking like some bad bitches lately. I don;t really want to comment on nothing else cause the rest of that shit is boring. I'm mad as hell Seyton, Peyton whatever the bitch name is is still alive. I don't even care no more. Lucas sorry as could have got hit by a train while he was at the airport waiting for that duck. They need to end this shit and send my girl Brooke to New York so she can leave that punk ass town and them punk ass pucas people.
Todd you gone always be the truth cause you tell the truth Keep doing what you do. A.C.
Hey Toddian,
Honestly, last nights episode bored me to tears. But then again, it bores me to tears every week. But I still can't help but watch because of Sophia/Brooke. What can I say?? The girl's just AWESOME.
The thing with Victoria is king of confusing. I hate her for being a lousy mother to Brooke but at the same time the woman does kind of know what she's talking about. While I hate her to a certain extent, I also can't help but really like her in some ways. I actually really liked her when in the beginning of the season during Brooke's store opening in Tree Hill, she told off Lucas and PeytWhore and basically said that all she's ever done is mooch off of Brooke. I actually wanted to hug her in that moment because she couldn't have been more right. Victoria doesn't take shit from people and while I LOVE Brooke, I can't help but wish she was more like her mother when it came to certain things. Victoria would've NEVER forgiven PeytWhore had she been in Brooke's shoes after PeytWhore back-stabbed her not once, but TWICE.
And I agree, there was way too much nasty Breyton. Don't even get me started on that unbelievably RIDICULOUS relationship!! If I ever had a friend like PeytWhore, I would've drop kicked that bitch a longggggg ass time ago. Now I love Baley but I wonder why Mark's fucked up ass never gives us any Baley scenes........and when he does, its once in a blue moon.
I'm not into the whole Mouth and Millie thing either......not at all. But the way I see it, more Mouth and Millie screen time means LESS of Pucas and I'll take Mouth and Millie over Pucas ANY day.
And your so right about the whole Skillz thing. Why can't Mark find some hott black woman for Skillz to be with?? Why does he always have to pair him up with ditzy blonde chicks?? Have you ever noticed that every woman that Skillz has dated has been white?? Are their not any black women in Tree Hill?? He's dated everything from dense blondes to way too OLD blondes and then he wonders why none of his relationships ever work out.
I really liked Nathan in the episode. The guy was hilarious. Like when he called the kids in that school "math-holes" and then yelled to Haley that he hadn't been a C student in high school but a C+ student instead.
Pucas made me GAG.....but nothing new there. Tell me why the bitch's car looked like it went through a fuckin tornado but she still walked out completely untouched or unharmed. Her coming out of that accident uninjured was completely depressing and devastating. I had such high hopes. I already know how this fuckin seasons gonna end but that still doesn't mean I don't want the fake blonde bitch to dieeeeeeeeeeee and take the fuckin Comet with her.
Oh and as for exactly why Mark threw that "accident" scene in there.....its kind of obvious though....he just wanted people to fee sorry for the pathetic bitch. And then again, we all know Mark's love for car crashes. Why??? Well because he's an IDIOT.
Sam is okay but I didn't like the way she treated Jack's foster parents. She should be thanking them for wanting to take care of Jack instead of giving them an attitude. He's leaving, we get it. But at least someone is willing to take care of the boy for once....don't try scaring away the only people who want to look after him.
But if there was one thing I was happy about, its that Brooke finally has her company back like she DESERVES. And at least Victoria's acknowledged that Brooke was essential for the company's success......it took her a while but at least she's not living in her own little denial world anymore.
Any ways, see you for next week's episode Toddian.
–Jennifer
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