Monday, April 27, 2009

Wake Me Up When BoreWHINE Whore and Wolf-Man Leave?

P. SaWHORE + Wig = Transvestte!? Yeah! And please do something about those roots Bitch…DAYUM!

I'm a dude and even I know that looks bad, or so Tandie told me and I agree 'cause My baby knows fashion!

Wolf-Man + Car= Waste of Sperm & Car? Um, Yeah!

Well, I will admit that I blacked out most of this show but when I was awake I kept seeing flashbacks of PUCAS! UH! WAH WAH! Can these two please just die off!? Gees, It’s like watching Paula Abdul Suck Simon Cowell’s Man tits! Yes, sickeningly weird, gag worthy, and slightly worth attempting suicide!

Uhm, Number one… PUCAS NEVER HAD ANY BACKSEAT ACTION, THAT WAS BRUCAS! So, it’s sad that they must steal everything BL to make themselves look EPIC! Nope, sorry, If stealing all things BRUCAS makes them EPIC, Than Doesn’t that only Mean that BL are the Epic Couple.

*Waiting for Crazy Pukers to come out and do Internet battle, LOL! Oooh, I’m scared now! Please don’t beat me up with you lectures and schizophrenic dribble! Ha-ha, I’m so scared of your disappointment and that you might send me a virus! LOL!

Stupid Douches!

Anyway, so every PUCAS flashback I’m thinking, um, why are these Thirty year olds in front of a green screen pretending to be the wrong couple at 19!? Seriously, if these two were planed from the beginning, could not Mark the Crazy Loon Writer have just filmed season in season four or five! Gees, this man is either dumber than a mentally challenged person or…

HE IS EATING SHIT ON RYE AND REGURGITATING THIS BULLSHIT ON A SCRIPT!
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Enough of Tranny Manny & the Werewolf, Lets go to Peon and Chastity Belt Chase- Um, who gives a fucking, flipping, ass licking, SHIT if Brooke took Virgin Boy's virginity! Um, perhaps if he wasn’t dating a crazy, time wasting, chicken looking kid, he wouldn’t have to worry about her acting NUTS!

Brooke don’t want that Lame ass, slightly pudgy loser who is still working at Tric even though he has no reason to! And Kissing that STD transporting PeytWHORE only made him more LAME! What a Lame, for real! But of course, it has to start off being about the STD Transporter and How she kissed Chase twice! What is it with her and any guy who might be interested in Brooke!

Damn, Somebody Put that Wildebeest, Anorexic Shrew out of her Misery so she can stop ruining lives with all this unnecessary drama! No one would have cared if she hadn’t ran her big mouth, she’s like the Wicked Witch of Evil Spreading, Syphilis Type Viral Infections of the Heart! Grrr!

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Nathan, apparently, shall never have a real storyline other than ball juggling! Mark, slightly homophobic perhaps? I know not, but Nathan and those balls are damn annoying! Just like him having to help every BLAZCK basketball player! This is blatant Racism and It’s annoying too!

Almost as annoying as SKILLZ and Jamie! Never thought I would say this, but Damn it … SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY!

Jamie’s’ girl problems? How old is he, Twelve and Naley have no storyline at all! Why was Nick Lachey on the show again, oh yeah, because Mark doesn’t have enough guest stars! BLAH! This show should just die off into oblivion!

The only thing I enjoyed was My Fair Brooklyn, Sam, and Victoria! I hope Brooke forgives Victoria and they can have that Dan/Nathan relationship before the mass murder, etc. LOL! Sam and Victoria are great together and they are Brooke’s crazy dysfunctional family! In fact, Brooke is the only interesting thing about this show!

I hope that Sam’s mother doesn’t try to take Sam, but I don’t see the problem! Um, Sam is old enough to decide where she wants to stay, duh! Stupid Writers!

Pucas wasted so much screen time! Just leave already, I hope Lucas fixes the COMET, they drive off with Spawn and the car Blows up because he forgot to put on a gasket or something! Please, that Corpse actor and CMM yeah, cause that chick couldn’t act if she were named Actress! LOL!

So, I don’t have much to say because this shit is boring! NO SEASON SEVEN IF PUCAS STAY! Here! Here!

Later Homies,

-Toddian

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I so agree with the way they looked in the flashbacks. The only thing they changed was peyton wearing a wig. Lucas looked the same as he does in the present. The could of at least had him shave and cut his hair.
The flashback peyton looks like she wearing a wig. It looks awful. And if she sent his book to publishers than she helped him to find lindsey.
So true when the hell did it ever show or mention leyton in the backseat doing it. THAT WAS BRUCAS! So, it’s sad that they must steal everything BL to make themselves look EPIC! Nope, sorry, If stealing all things BRUCAS makes them EPIC, Than Doesn’t that only Mean that BL are the Epic Couple. Its so sad that they are tiring so hard to make people believe that pucas was always epic and there never was an epic brucas. Because brucas was more epic than leyton could ever be.
As usual they also try so hard to make people want pukton. They make them so sickeningly sweet. Its getting annoying. They never had to do that with brucas. Brucas just were that way. They werent overly sweet.

I love the brooke/sam/victoria scenes. Victoria was tiring to be nice for once when she was shredding the letter.

Linz said...

Why did we have to watch those boring ass flashbacks of Pucass? Really? There was absolutely no relevance at all. It didn't progress the storyline, it didn't make any sense. So, just, why? Other than to make up some lame ass story about how GREAT the fake relationship is. I mean, really, they changed the storyline 5 years into the future? It must be nice to be able to rewrite history all the time. I mean, we all know that Peyton's turned down his proposal and shit, so why did we have to watch them talk about having babies and getting married? PLEASE LET BOTH OF THEM DIE AND INSUFFERABLE DEATH!

Why is it that none of our core characters are EVER in a scene together anymore unless it's PUcas? I mean, Skills is always only with Jamie or boring ass Mouth. Nathan is off doing his basketball thing, and seriously, what has Haley been doing? I don't even know. OH YEAH, having troubles selling her music. HA! What a laugh. If Nick Lachey walked into my studio for my song...um, yeah. Anyway.

Sam, Brooke, and Vicki were cool. The only interesting scenes in the show. But, you know, I hate how they try so hard every show to show that Brooke was so heartbroken over Lucas and Lucas was so in love with Peyton. Do we have to have a reference every show? Brooke had a great line because of her broken heart. BAH! And I know they weren't talking about Chase, because Chase is just a lame ass who never once deserved Brooke.

Anyway, I second your motion by the way!