Once I saw the previews, I pretty much knew this Episode was going to be the LAMEST BULL SHIT EVER! Am I the only person who doesn’t give half the shit I own about LEYTON and their fucked up wedding! Wasn’t Lucas just Fucking out with Lindsey in the same bed?

And then Peyton goes to Clothes over Bro’s, Brooke snaps at her and tells her that life is sucking for her, and Peyton waits a whole two hours to ask what’s wrong with her friend! What a stupid ASS whore! Then she goes on and on about how her life is so grand… I know she’s a blind STD infested bitch, but seriously, she must really have herpes in her eyes not to notice her friend is wigging out!

And LUCAS stupid ass! Um, hello, dumb-ass! What makes you think Lindsey gives two shits about you being engaged to Peyton? You’re only proving that Lindsey was right to leave your ass, you cocking sucking imbecile! How much of a selfish, self-centered jerk is he! Then to wait all that time to tell he about it. I am so glad Lindsey left him at the alter, because he is such an idiot!

Nathan…Nathan…Nathan, you knew those people didn’t want you to play! Why not coach, buddy? You’ll make a lot of Money. Forget Owen and his Slamball, take the money and run Nathan… take the money and run!

Now, I will admit, I was stoked for the psycho Carrie/ PI Haley James Scott storyline… I mean, that would be better than the PUCAS SHITfest going on! I’m sorry, but I don’t give a fuck about this WOLF guy who is so obviously Peyton’s other deadbeat father! GREAT! Because we really need all these adoption story lines that have been done so much that it’s ridiculous! And you know what, some adopted people are fine with the great parents they have and had! Not everyone whom has been adopted Is All Melodramatic and having a breakdown! Gees, Fucking Louise!

But Low and behold, the Psycho storyline even gets ridiculous! I’m sorry, but Nanny Carrie’s British accent was the worst attempt ever! Somebody please kill that bitch off the show! I mean seriously, if Haley was so dumb that she could tell that was Carrie over the phone, she should just hand J. Luke over! Just leave him in the car like a bad mother- coincidently like she did last time, and let that psycho bitch steal him! And knowing the Nanny is on the loose! PI Haley is turning into DUMB Fuck Haley… Is she any relation to DIM Tim?

And what sort of hospice is in the middle of the country with no cars, doctors, and medical staff! Excuse me for having common sense, but honestly, Haley? Really? And then you see Dan lying in a hospital bed, held hostage, and you don’t think to run outside and get your baby! Is this a fucking Joke… Did this Mark guys bust his head on the sidewalk or something? Really, honestly?

BUT THANK GOD FOR DEB and DAN! Beat and SHOT that crazy bitch to death! Wow, wow, wow! I sort of like Dan and Deb together! I know it’s crazy but I do! So, here is hoping! But Of course Deb will forget about this, Dan, and Nanny Carrie just like she forgot about Brooke!

Speaking of Brooke: Poor, poor Brooke! She has none, and no one cares about her! Once again, Haley hasn’t seen her in like forever! One day they are hanging out, and the next thing… Bloop, Brooke’s not even a memory! And the poor girl gave away her company and everything! She gets attacked, possibly raped, and nobody takes the time to care! Why is she still around theses people anyway? This sucks for her so badly it’s not even funny! And this Sam girl, I guess, is going to magically make everything okay… Well, that I would like to see! And of course Millicent came back, but why? What happened between her and Mouth!

Well, we will see!

Much Love Homies
-Toddian