She must be channeling Seyton because... Hilarie Burton is a bona fide HOOKER!
I guess the blond peroxide she donned for playing the evil whore known as Seyton has finally seeped through to that pile of mush that is supposed to resemble her brain! If you are scratching your head and wondering what the fuck these crazy bloggers are on about, here's the low down.
Following in the footsteps of her slutty OTH character Peyton, Hilarie Burton has not only managed to hook up with a new beau, but has also managed to have a baby by him! The thing is - are we at all surprised? Seems the Pucas departure cannot be solely blamed on the douche known as the ex-Mr Bush.
We all know Hilarie hooked up with and married OTH Assistant Director Ian Prange. The couple split in 2008. Cue ahead 18 months and we have Miss Whorebag - I mean Burton - not only with a new man but also with a new son. It's not hard to work out what happened here. The baby is said to be a few months old, and when you add that to the 9 months she was supposed to carry the spawn, it gives her a few months between leaving her husband and shacking up with Grey's Anatomy/Supernatural actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
I smell SKANK!
But a look at the picture shows she hasn't scored herself such a prize catch - the now HUGE-HEADED BEEFCAKE seems to be rather unhappily hooked up with the she devil... and who can blame him? Guess all those Hilarie lovers out there who got all pissed off at Chad for "making" her leave, need to fucking think twice.
Hilarie Burton is a slut!... just like Seyton. *gag*
Speaking of fat heads... onto tonight's episode. I'm not sure how much I can rant on this one seeing as it was just the same bullshit thrown before me as in previous weeks, and after last weeks angered rant, I'll try and make this shorter.
Originality is clearly a thing of the past with One Tree Hill, and I for one, am seriously hoping this shit doesn't get renewed because it's as stale as week old bread and half as appealing!
It could have just been me, but this entire episode just felt like one long filler. It was almost as if they needed an excuse to wrap up certain story lines and they chose the most boring ways possible to do so.
Of course we had Haley's downward spiral. I have to say, this storyline is fast becoming one of the most annoying non-Pucas related story lines of the show. Haley is acting like a complete fucking tool, and it's not like her at all. Tell me why this writer, or group of writers/monkeys feel that changing characters into lesser versions of themselves is something we wanna see? I know losing a parent is hard, but this is just way too over-the-top. Pick yourself up Haley James Scott and stop being so damn sullen. It's boring to watch, and quite frankly, when Haley fans argued they weren't getting gritty enough story lines, I'm sure they never imagined something as stupid as this being thrown their way. Of course Nathan was great, but that seems to be his only job these days. I'm tired of Haley feeling sorry for herself. I'm tired of her wandering around like a moron and I'm tired of this whole story line full-stop. Time to move on.
This show is completely fucked up! For some reason known only to god, Mark Schwahn apparently cannot write story lines for both characters in a ship. One always get front and center whilst the other falls by the wayside to be the bitch. Why can we not have both characters with a decent storyline? If you stop all the pointless side-characters getting so much airtime, you could make room for better story lines for the core 3.
Moving on to Brooke - who apparently was airing her own program of Pimp My Rider-Director Boyfriend Who Sucks Ass! Seriously, why the fuck do people baby this douche? At one point, he had Brooke, Alex and even Chase telling him how great he was. What does Mark think this is? Do you even known who your fans are, Mr Schwahn? No matter how hard you try to push Julian down our throats, we will hate that fucker, just like we always hated Peyton.
Jamie and Quinn - cute I guess. Clearly shows we had nothing better to do with that new character that was supposed to liven up the show. The new James sister = epic fail. It was more like a little fat ferret (I mean, with a pro basketballer dad, this kid shouldn't look like a keg!) running around with Queen McBeak. LOVE LOVE LOVE the Goonies - but having them mentioned in this festering pile of shit-tv show, is like bad publicity. At least i didn't have to endure Quinn and Clay.
Speaking of Clay, guess Katie is gone now and can I just say what a dumb fucking move that was. Even as a nutcase, this actress has a thousand times better chemistry that the Quinnie-Monster and Clay. They should have kept her and bumped Quinn off. That would have made many people cry out in delight! Still, the story seemed to whirl by and end just as quickly.
Moving onto Mia/Chase and Grubbs/lame chick. Don't care about these four at all, and did anyone else find it highly stupid that Mia would break up with Chase because they were apart too much, and then in her final scene mention she is staying in Tree Hill to help run the record company? How fucking dumb was that? Move on Chase, you deserve better. I was actually kinda hoping he and Alex would hook up. Random, I know, but they seemed to have better chemistry! Mia just needs to fuck off for good because there is no point to her what-so-ever!
Oh, and Victoria is now gone too. Cute mother/daughter moments but I kinda rolled my eyes at the end there. Seriously, we get the point. Victoria is a great Mom now and she's so proud of her daughter.. blah blah blah! Whatever. Doormats are nothing to be proud of, and if I have to see Brooke and Julian attempt sexy again, I think I might scream! I am so sick of Brooke's only purpose in this show being that of Julian's cheer squad. I was so happy to hear Brooke mention Haley's name... and then what happened to Baley? Oh that's right... NOTHING! Victoria gave Haley the pep talk that did nothing because the selfish prat threw herself in a pool at the end... and we got Brathan instead. Brathan sucked. I would have been all for them once upon a time, but Nathan is such a mush right now that he's somehow managed to be more boring than ever, and when you mix that with Brooke's self-deprecating ways, you've got television crap at it's worst!
- The following people supposedly are gone:
Victoria, Alexander, Millicent, Sara and that British chick (whose name I never remember cos I really don't give a fuck about her and Grubbs in the slightest!)
- Mia and Chase are over (who the fucks cares though, seriously? I Hate Mia and her annoying face!)
- Naley were not anywhere near as close to being as good as they can be (I miss season 2/3 where the best Naley angst and passion resided!)
- Pimp My Julian moved to prime-time status with the amounts of compliments the douche was getting.
- Clay got rid of Katie even though he has better chemistry with her than that trout Quinn!
- Everyone besides Brooke and Julian are suffering from emotional issues or broken hearts...
... and I'm supposed to somehow vote to get another season of this fucking garbage?
If this is the best it can do... season 8 can shove itself up Mark's ass and stay there with the rest of the shit he makes.
Rant and review... tell us what you think!
Later peeps,
Toddian and Chrissy.
Originality is clearly a thing of the past with One Tree Hill, and I for one, am seriously hoping this shit doesn't get renewed because it's as stale as week old bread and half as appealing!
It could have just been me, but this entire episode just felt like one long filler. It was almost as if they needed an excuse to wrap up certain story lines and they chose the most boring ways possible to do so.
Of course we had Haley's downward spiral. I have to say, this storyline is fast becoming one of the most annoying non-Pucas related story lines of the show. Haley is acting like a complete fucking tool, and it's not like her at all. Tell me why this writer, or group of writers/monkeys feel that changing characters into lesser versions of themselves is something we wanna see? I know losing a parent is hard, but this is just way too over-the-top. Pick yourself up Haley James Scott and stop being so damn sullen. It's boring to watch, and quite frankly, when Haley fans argued they weren't getting gritty enough story lines, I'm sure they never imagined something as stupid as this being thrown their way. Of course Nathan was great, but that seems to be his only job these days. I'm tired of Haley feeling sorry for herself. I'm tired of her wandering around like a moron and I'm tired of this whole story line full-stop. Time to move on.
This show is completely fucked up! For some reason known only to god, Mark Schwahn apparently cannot write story lines for both characters in a ship. One always get front and center whilst the other falls by the wayside to be the bitch. Why can we not have both characters with a decent storyline? If you stop all the pointless side-characters getting so much airtime, you could make room for better story lines for the core 3.
The point? Why the fuck can't you dumb shits write a story for Haley and Nathan that doesn't suck seriously hairy balls?
Moving on to Brooke - who apparently was airing her own program of Pimp My Rider-Director Boyfriend Who Sucks Ass! Seriously, why the fuck do people baby this douche? At one point, he had Brooke, Alex and even Chase telling him how great he was. What does Mark think this is? Do you even known who your fans are, Mr Schwahn? No matter how hard you try to push Julian down our throats, we will hate that fucker, just like we always hated Peyton.
Julian Baker is annoying and needs to fall off a cliff!
Jamie and Quinn - cute I guess. Clearly shows we had nothing better to do with that new character that was supposed to liven up the show. The new James sister = epic fail. It was more like a little fat ferret (I mean, with a pro basketballer dad, this kid shouldn't look like a keg!) running around with Queen McBeak. LOVE LOVE LOVE the Goonies - but having them mentioned in this festering pile of shit-tv show, is like bad publicity. At least i didn't have to endure Quinn and Clay.
Speaking of Clay, guess Katie is gone now and can I just say what a dumb fucking move that was. Even as a nutcase, this actress has a thousand times better chemistry that the Quinnie-Monster and Clay. They should have kept her and bumped Quinn off. That would have made many people cry out in delight! Still, the story seemed to whirl by and end just as quickly.
Moving onto Mia/Chase and Grubbs/lame chick. Don't care about these four at all, and did anyone else find it highly stupid that Mia would break up with Chase because they were apart too much, and then in her final scene mention she is staying in Tree Hill to help run the record company? How fucking dumb was that? Move on Chase, you deserve better. I was actually kinda hoping he and Alex would hook up. Random, I know, but they seemed to have better chemistry! Mia just needs to fuck off for good because there is no point to her what-so-ever!
Why is it when they pull a character-disappearing act on this show, they never get rid of the ones we really hate?
Oh, and Victoria is now gone too. Cute mother/daughter moments but I kinda rolled my eyes at the end there. Seriously, we get the point. Victoria is a great Mom now and she's so proud of her daughter.. blah blah blah! Whatever. Doormats are nothing to be proud of, and if I have to see Brooke and Julian attempt sexy again, I think I might scream! I am so sick of Brooke's only purpose in this show being that of Julian's cheer squad. I was so happy to hear Brooke mention Haley's name... and then what happened to Baley? Oh that's right... NOTHING! Victoria gave Haley the pep talk that did nothing because the selfish prat threw herself in a pool at the end... and we got Brathan instead. Brathan sucked. I would have been all for them once upon a time, but Nathan is such a mush right now that he's somehow managed to be more boring than ever, and when you mix that with Brooke's self-deprecating ways, you've got television crap at it's worst!
So when you think about it, this episode really was just a filler and a huge waste of time!
- The following people supposedly are gone:
Victoria, Alexander, Millicent, Sara and that British chick (whose name I never remember cos I really don't give a fuck about her and Grubbs in the slightest!)
- Mia and Chase are over (who the fucks cares though, seriously? I Hate Mia and her annoying face!)
- Naley were not anywhere near as close to being as good as they can be (I miss season 2/3 where the best Naley angst and passion resided!)
- Pimp My Julian moved to prime-time status with the amounts of compliments the douche was getting.
- Clay got rid of Katie even though he has better chemistry with her than that trout Quinn!
- Everyone besides Brooke and Julian are suffering from emotional issues or broken hearts...
... and I'm supposed to somehow vote to get another season of this fucking garbage?
If this is the best it can do... season 8 can shove itself up Mark's ass and stay there with the rest of the shit he makes.
Rant and review... tell us what you think!
Later peeps,
Toddian and Chrissy.
8 comments:
Hi Todd, it is me Minnie(Rena) from the CW message boards. Why didn't I know about this blog, someone gave you a shout out on another OTH website and thought I would check you out.
I couldn't agree more with everything you said. You know I love Haley, but I HATE everything about this story line and it needs to end fast!!!!! Like I am suppose to believe that after 7 seasons of Haley being totally independent and away from her family that she is so distraught and severely depressed over her mothers death to the point where she becomes Deb Scott and also contemplates suicide. I would much rather watch her prop again then watch the destruction of the strong personality that once made Haley Haley.
You covered everything else so well there is no need for me to rehash any of it. I was very disappointed in an episode that very well could be one of the last and all I felt was numbness. Really I had no expression, I didn't even feel the need to role my eyes, let alone feel the need to re-watch a scene like I use too, nothing, nada, zilch, negative.....
Miss you over at the CW, been quiet. Are you banned for life?? Not sure if there is much shelf life left to this show and sometimes I question myself as to why I still care.
I am off to read some of your previous rants!
Take care of yourself,
*Minnie*108
Didn't actually watch the episode...but still I came to read this, and I was guessing that what happened was going to happen.
They want us to vote to keep the show on the air?? That vote isn't coming from me, and I believe it won't be coming from a lot of people. Cancel it now CW!!
Casey xXx
Hey Toddian and Chrissy,
First of all. Your latest post is all kinds of AWESOME. Regarding the whole Hilarie situation, I couldn't have said it better myself. I don't know if you guys have seen this yet, but here's a link I ended up coming across last week that literally provides a detail by detail timeline that further proves what a HUGE slut Miss Hilarie Burton literally is. I won't say more. You'll soon realize how fucked up she is as you begin to read the way she and Jeffrey Dean Morgan hooked up. Let's just say Hilarie is CLEARLY a rebound for JDM and I think the very LAST thing JDM was expecting was for Hilarie to get knocked up. Bitch screwed over her ex, Ian, and then resorted to sleeping with several guys in Wilmington before she dug her claws into JDM. According to some people on the internet, there was apparently a lot of confusion as to who the father of her baby was when she first found out she was pregnant, because Hilarie was also sleeping with some rocker dude at the same time she was hooking up with JDM. Don't know how true this is, but I find it hilarious and I actually wouldn't put it past her.
Here's the link:
http://whoknowsjdmhb.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general
Now as for the episode itself, lets just say I didn't pay too much attention to it seeing as how every time I tried to focus, I couldn't help but yawn. The shit was boring, plain and simple and the entire thing definitely felt like one long filler. It was a completely pointless episode, further proving that Mark needs to let go of this shit and FAST.
Haley's storyline has become so ridiculous, so pathetic, and so stupid, that it makes me cringe. The storyline had potential to be something good but just like Mark fucked up Brooke's attack storyline back in season 5 as well as fucking up the storyline regarding Brooke finding out she is unable to have kids this season(both storylines which had the potential to be GREAT), the fucking douche bag has royally fucked over this storyline as well. It's a fucking joke. Mark has no fucking clue how to write proper storylines regarding character who are not Peyton. Peyton has always been the only bitch that the douchbag makes sure to engage in big plotlines, but yet when it comes to characters like Brooke and Haley, he throws stuff in our faces and then A)Wraps it way too quickly for it to be believable or B) Screws up what could have been interesting into something pointless and ridiculous.
Brooke has become a doormat and that REALLY fucking pisses me off and wants this shit canceled MORE than ever.
James and Quinn–WHATEVER. I completely agree that The new James sister = an EPIC FAIL. The character and the actress who plays her, both SUCK.
As for Katie, can I just say how pissed I was when the cops took her away? She has been the only interesting character for the past several episodes so far and not only is she good to look at, but she also knows what ACTING actually is and has chemistry with Clay that is a billion times more powerful than the epically BORING as fuck couple known as Clay and Quinn.
Mia/Chase and Grubbs/lame chick----again, WHATEVER. Not worth commenting over.
As for Victoria.....I'll admit that she is the ONLY one besides Katie who I'm going to miss. Victoria brought some comic relief to the show at times and she was one of my favorites. So I fucking hate Mark for apparently writing her off.
Let's hope the CW comes to its fucking sense and cancels OTH for good and kicks Mark out on his ass like he deserves.
Jennifer...
I did hear about Hilarie's promiscuous ways, but if I had ranted any longer this blog would have become way too long!
Mary Louise Parker certainly dodged a bullet with JDM though. I feel for the lady... two men have run off on her with other whores - one whilst she was pregnant, the other whilst she was engaged. This woman has serious bad luck!
This just shows that Hilarie Burton is nothing but a BIG FUCKING WHORE... and no one likes a whore, so I doubt anyone is on her team!
Pucas deserved each other in the end cos both their actors are giant sluts. Brooke/Sophia made Lucas/Chad a better man... and Hilarie/Seyton destroys men it seems.
Totally a case of art imitating life...
You guys heard about the paternity issues with Hilarie too? LOL. I remember hearing that it was her personal issues with Ian that were what led to her being fired and not Chad. It was said that Hilarie just pretended to be a victim and went along with what the fans thought...that Chad's decision forced her out. Some people said that she's made some angry posts on her blogs concerning OTH. Poor MLP.
Chrissy, I ABSOLUTELY agree with you in regards to your response to my earlier comment. I honestly, have a lot to say about Hilarie and her fucked up behavior, but I knew if I got too into it, it would end up turning into a huge essay.Lol
But its HILARIOUS that the two biggest whores on the show(Lucas and Peyton) also ended being complete whores in real life as well. So your title of this week's post(Life imitiating art or art imitating life) is right on the money.
And I too, feel really sorry for Mary Louise Parker.She has serious bad luck, but like you said, she definitely dodged a bullet. From everything I've heard so far, JDM is not stable and he's even been to rehab for substance abuse problems as well. And he also seems like one of those men who loves women. Apparently he found out not too long ago that he has a 4/5 year old son with another woman.
It might not happen today, it might not happen tomorrow, hell, it may not even happen this year, but knowing JDM, he's gonna eventually get bored or find someone else and leave Hilarie's ass. Not that I care, but I can't believe she left someone like Ian to end up with a man like JDM. I know that when Hilarie opened up her production company in Wilmington, she was in serious need of money to get things moving. She even admitted this and then went to LA and NY to find people to back her up with her company. And according to things I've been hearing, apparently it's one of the reasons Hilarie set her eyes and claws into JDM. He might not be that famous or an A-lister, but the man has money. And also according to some people, Hilarie got pregnant on purpose. Is it true? I don't know. But it sure is funny and like I said in my earlier post, knowing her, I wouldn't put it past her.
Hey Todd and Chrissy,
I noticed that neither of you reviewed the final epsisode of season 7.....did Mark's pathetic ass witing finally knock you guys into unconsciousness or did you not bother watching it at all? Lol
Let us know whats up!
It's up Jen... I just tried avoiding watching that garbage for as long as possible.
I wish I had skipped it completely now!
As always, let us know what you think!
:)
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